NEWS: Prince Harry Touches Some Boob, Gets an Apology from Tabloid

That picture is not hot, no. I do, however have an active imagination.
Prince William could, however, sneeze on my ass if he wanted to. I wouldn't care, because that would mean that he was inches away from my bare ass. Which would be good.

That guy in the background's so wasted he could be Glaswegian.

where exactly does Alyk say that the lady was sexually assaulted, anyway? all i see are the words 'groping' and 'fondling' - which may have become synonomous with sexual assault, but it's a damn shame if they have been... was the OP edited after the fact or something?

I think it was edited.

yeah. yeah, so do i. it all seems much less puzzling this morning. sorry.