NEWS: Prince Harry Touches Some Boob, Gets an Apology from Tabloid

CELEB: Prince Harry Touches Some Boob, Gets an Apology from Tabloid

British tabloid The Sun published photos of a drunk Prince Harry groping the tits of a boozed-up broad, while Prince William got his drink on in the background. The tab served all the details in the accompanying article.

Royal officials lost their shit, and immediately demanded an apology, venting their anger about the fact that The Sun couldn’t get the facts right. The Sun stated the photos were taken in London nightclub Boujis in 2006, when they were really taken at another nightclub in 2003.

Why are these details important to Prince Harry? Harry has been seriously dating Chelsy Davy for almost three years, and she was none too happy to see the photos splashed across newsstands. The Sun stated the photos "may leave Harry with a little explaining to do to girlfriend Chelsy Davy, who was abroad at the time."

As it turned out, The Sun had a little explaining to do—editors issued an apology for the factual errors.

No word if Harry apologized for the public fondling of a drunk chick.

You mean she wasn't always a broad?

Bloody hell, Young men getting drunk and touching girls, I realy wish these young princes would act more like normal people . They should be going to church and doing charity work with their free time. The SUN once again shows what makes UK journalism great.

Where exactly does it say that the lady in the picture was sexually assaulted?

The article you linked says:

and:

The defining element of sexual assault is that the contact must be unsolicited and unwanted. Unless there's some proof that you didn't show...you added the term to spice up your story at the expense of the facts.

I'm aware that this isn't CNN....and that SG isn't a major news outlet........but making shit up is bad form.

i believe Alyk was utilizing what we know in the business as "humor".

but i'm sure she apologizes for the error, and will seriously consider making a donation to the charity of your choice.

I want to hurt Prince William. And by hurt I mean fuck. And by fuck I mean fuck a lot. And by fuck a lot I mean keep him chained to my bed with a bottle of Astroglide and two bottles of Viagara.

Prince William is possibly one of the sexiest people in the entire world.

That is all. *changes damp panties*

meh .... if I were in his shoes ... the papers would really have something to write about ...

Well, that is one sexy picture.

I was being fucking sarcastic. Jesus Christ, how fucking lame.

How is that "humor"? I don't mean that in the overly sensitive "there's nothing funny about sexual assault" sense. I mean.....how is implying that....humor?

I salute my future king and his playboy younger brother

What is this sar-ca-sm you speak of? It is like a whole other language or something. Is it derived from Klingon?

Dude, for real--don't try to educate two women on sexual assault. It's completely ridiculous.

Men can't be sexually assaulted?

*fans flames...cackles*

It can't happen to men because they always want it.

dude, what's up your ass? everyone else either had a chuckle or ignored it. if you think the joke was weak, and you think we all deserve an explanation or apology or whatever the hell you want out of alyk for making a weak joke, you should probably turn off the internet for a little while.

You keep thinking that, sweetheart.

I'll keep thinking that and you can keep on desperately trying to get attention on the boards, sugar tits.

My first two posts were legitimate questions asking for clarification.

Then you & your friends circled the wagons, got defensive and inferred that I had no business discussing sexual assault with two women...presumably because I'm a man.

I wasn't looking for attention...I was looking for clarification...and I offered some light criticism. You & those who responded in kind were the ones looking for a confrontation.

My final reply was a verbal middle finger after your suggestion that I couldn't possibly have a discussion with a woman on the topic of sexual assault.

can we find nicer tities for him to grab up on? I vote mine in, only after Willie tests them out first, of course

'Canoodle.' Now that is a fun word. Say it with me. 'Canoodle.' Now don't you feel good?

I don't deny that he is hot, but did that picture really make you wet? He looks like he is about to sneeze into his martini. I'm sorry, but he only makes me hot when he is hocking up a loogie.

Main Entry: 1hu·mor
Pronunciation: 'hyü-m&r, 'yü-
Function: noun

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3 a : that quality which appeals to a sense of the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous b : the mental faculty of discovering, expressing, or appreciating the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous c : something that is or is designed to be comical or amusing


she wasn't making shit up for attention. she was purposely exaggerating the situation for humorous purposes. just because you didn't get the joke or think it was funny doesn't mean that the rest of us didn't, or that her writing is "in bad form."

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Back in the day, the reporters, editors and more than likely even the paper boy would've all been simply rounded up and hung.

awesome.

also, I did a little research on the royal females, and found a couple hotties:

~one named Zara Phillips I believe, and one called Princess Beatrice of York