NEWS: Porn Star Mary Carey Takes On Schwarzenegger Again

CELEB: Porn Star Mary Carey Takes On Schwarzenegger Again

Porn star Mary Carey announced she will once again take on Arnold Schwarzenegger in the California gubernatorial race. Sure, she already lost to him once, but this time it’s a new and improved Carey running in the election. The “actress” transformed herself with a new makeover: new set of teeth, a new set of fake boobs, and most importantly, a new brunette ‘do.

She’s also stepped up her campaign efforts by hiring a local college student to be her campaign manager. Although her bid hit a minor problem—she has only collected 40 of the 164,000 signatures needed to register as an independent candidate—Carey exudes confidence. She looks better, feels better, and she already has her initiatives laid out.

All that, and she’s hotter that Arnold.

Huh huh, you said laid.

Yeah, but Anton said sultry.

I thought this thread was going to be about a sex tape.

I'd vote for her!

Scary on a whole new level
first you have "The Governator" now you get a pron star.
I wonder what Tony Blair did when he was younger? Dustman?

*ringring*
"Good Afternoon, this is the White House calling. The President would like to speak to the Governor."
"Hm, can you call back in a couple of hours? She's got a gangbang scene to do after this blowjob..."

She's every bit as qualified as Arnold as both a governor and an actor. Perhaps this could start the meaningful sex vs. violence dialogue or country desparately needs. Oh wait, we don't do meaningful dialogue. Nevermind.

Then i know who I'm voteing for!

I think I need to get to know her films better

Well, she's got one thing on all the rest...at least I wouldn't mind being fucked by THIS politician.

fuck it, Ron Jeremy for President.

the country was great with wild bill clinton in office, the economy was up, stockmarket looked good, international affairs etc, so fuck it maybe California needs a porn star in office it could be good!!

"The Govenator" and now the "Californicator"

(Obvious, I know...)

I know, I feel cheated.

Dude, she is coming to town. Woot!

The star of Anal Asians ran in the Nevada governorial primary.

Damn, I wish she'd won.

I DID vote for her

"As you can see I'm dressed more seriously. I've got brown in my hair because brunettes are taken more seriously."


That is so awesome.