NEWS: When Animals Attack Paris Hilton

Actually, it happened last Tuesday.

I'm down if you are, but Quanta is a kinky fuck ... how bout this?

Alyk vs The Quanta Sandwhich

A queen size bed, you on one side, whisker face on the other, and happy Quanta in the middle. At some point Kim will have to join us for some freaky marionette action.

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... and of course we videotape the whole thing for posterity, whaddaya say sweet thing?

I want a Kinkajou.....

And a Paris Hilton.

No goat though.

Now who exactly gets checked for what, Paris for rabies or the kinkajou for herpes?

i would pay money to watch that rat-monkey eat her face.

That totally made reading this entire thread worth it.

No herpes cause the kinka only bit her arm..... Id say something a little more Bloodborne....

is that a "could be better" or "could be worse" statment?

Unlike Paris Hilton, Tommy Chong actually had to work and develop a craft in obscurity for a while before rising to the point where people would care if he lit his face on fire. It would still be kind of amusing, but he also has my utmost respect for being a stand-up kind of guy.

That goes double for Cheech.

ugh.....sick

I'd still rather fuck the lemur/monkey thing.

I believe it's the photographer for blindness.

I hope the goat bites her as well.

I take a little satisfaction that she's burying her goat next to Marilyn Monroe. C'mon, folks, that's totally badass! Some stuffed suit just dropped his monocle in his single malt scotch!

Come on now...you don't see how burying a goat next to somebody might be taken as disrespectful?

I know that I'd be livid if somebody turned a family member's final resting place into a tourist-stop on a whim.

I don't think you have to be a religious figure to ask that people not make a mockery of your burial site.

God, this whole thread sucks. Paris Hilton sucks, her owning a wild animal illegally sucks, and all your jokes suck. The only good part is that a stupid rich cunt got bit in the ass (or arm) by karma. Now all of you, go foist your bad attempts at humor (and creepy come-ons) elsewhere.

Quanta said:

I'm down if you are, but Quanta is a kinky fuck ... how bout this?

Alyk vs The Quanta Sandwhich

A queen size bed, you on one side, whisker face on the other, and happy Quanta in the middle. At some point Kim will have to join us for some freaky marionette action.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

... and of course we videotape the whole thing for posterity, whaddaya say sweet thing?

Everyone form a cue and take a turn slapping me for having made that post, sheeesh. Sorry Alyk.