Pick-up Lines--the Rough Drafts.

Are your legs tired? Oh, well, I'm not surprised; your thighs are almost comically muscular.

You must wash your pants with Windex, because something really smells like Windex.

Your father must have been a thief. I don't know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals.

Jumping on a trampoline, a lot

World's longest filibuster.

World's longest air-guitar solo

Living in a tree, for a long time

Eating waffles, a lot

Hoover Dam
Fast-Fact Pamphlet
If Hoover Dam Were
a Scale Model Made
of Legos.

Hoover Dam weighs more than .0027 ton.

Hoover Dam contains materials salvaged from a pirate ship, a medieval castle, and a moon rover.

When operating at full capacity, Hoover Dam generates 0 million kilowatts of electricity.

If Hoover Dam were laid on its side, it would be taller than the coffee table.
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