NEWS: Lindsay Lohan Headed to Iraq with Hillary Clinton?

CELEB: Lindsay Lohan Headed to Iraq with Hillary Clinton?

If you have family or friends in Iraq, you might warn them Lindsay is on her way. In the September issue of Elle magazine, Lohan announced plans to visit Iraq with Hillary Clinton to entertain the troops. I have no idea how Lohan dragged Clinton into this, but if the Senator makes the trip, Lindsay will protect her. Lohan plans to visit a shooting range so she can defend the pair.

A trip to Iraq will not help Lohan achieve Marilyn Monroe status, but if she would like to become a pinup, we can arrange a Suicide Girls photoshoot. I look forward to sets tagged with phrases like “firecrotch,” “freckles shooting out of vagina,” and “seven foot long clitoris.”


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that kinda makes me hope she does reach that status.
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imagine if you could swallow coal and shit diamonds

This begs the question: who will shoot Lohan first? The insurgents, in an attempt to wound the American Spirit and prevent a Freaky Friday sequel from getting green-lighted? Or will it be our troops, who will rise up in a murderous rage after being forced to listen to Lohan SING?

In her defense, I don't see OUR lazy asses doing anything to entertain the troops over there.

-TM

superman could totally do that

Ugh. Everytime Hohan does or says something stupid, Alyk always posts a picture reminding me just how hot I find her despite those things.

But could he out-run The Flash?

Also, can we please just fucking leave both Lindsay and Hilary in Iraq? Pretty please?

In all probability Lohan will get a better reception than Hilary Clinton would.

Waitaminit...Hillary's gonna be out of the country?



BITCHIN' KEGGER IN CHAPPAQUA!!!

-TM

I'm NOT that kind of intern, sir!!!

This is the one time I regret not becoming a USMC Sniper.

So what if her intentions are good? Her going to Iraq to the entertain the troops is commendable, but her "talents" are not. If given the choice between receiving a bad gift or not receiving a gift at all, I'd go with the no-gift option everytime. I'm just saying if I were getting shot at every single day and playing road-side bomb hopscotch, my idea of a good time is not listening to "Rumors".

Lindsay Lohan is a singer? I thought she was just a spoiled actress...

You know, you've got some sort of gall to act like you're better than me, just because I like to watch Herbie: Fully Loaded with the TV on mute, the lights off, and my pants around my ankles.

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In all seriousness, I still think they'll appreciate her being there, especially since, well, think of the male-female soldier ratio over there, 'nuff said.

I personally don't give two shits about Lohan, BTW.

-TM

I can tell by the fact that you read this news story and commented in this thread...

Of course I'm better than you, infidel. Hillary Duff is the one true Teen Queen, and any whose pants are found touching the ground while a Lohan film is playing shall be stoned in the town square for crimes against The Duff. It is written.

I'm still proud of the fact that everytime I hear the Name "Lindsay Lohan", I have to say, "Who? Oh yeah..."

That aside, I'd be up for a 7 foot clitoris. Just to say I'd done it. I mean...damn...

Haters!

I on the other hand simply LOVE Lindsay! Come on now! 'Fess up people! You know you love her too...

No really. I LOVE Lindsay! Everything about her is cute and freckley. I would eat her up! Yum!

Hehehe...

Oh yeah... about that "Haters" business... I didn't mean anything by it...

Nothing but LOVE,

they only way I can see her being able to entertain us in the dirt is if she strips. Nobody wants to hear her sing, her target audiance isn't exactly 20 something male soldiers.

It is if she strips!

Lindsey Lohan exploded by an IED, now that would do wonders for my morale.

Well, that is nice of her. Although I suspect the insurgency does not care if she knows how to fire a gun or not. As far as her talents go, she has been perfectly serviceable in the movies I have seen her in (Mean Girls and Prairie Home Companion). I am not familiar with any of her songs. Irrespective of her talent, I would bet most of her target audience in Iraq has not kept up the same discerning taste we cultivate here on SG.

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