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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

AUG 08, 2006 08:51 PM

If you have family or friends in Iraq, you might warn them Lindsay is on her way. In the September issue of Elle magazine, Lohan announced plans to visit Iraq with Hillary Clinton to entertain the troops. I have no idea how Lohan dragged Clinton into this, but if the Senator makes the trip, Lindsay will protect her. Lohan plans to visit a shooting range so she can defend the pair.

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long," Lohan, 20, tells Elle magazine in its September issue, according to the New York Post. "Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous."

She continues, "I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."

Even without Sen. Clinton, Lohan is confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own. "I'm not afraid of going," she says. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."


A trip to Iraq will not help Lohan achieve Marilyn Monroe status, but if she would like to become a pinup, we can arrange a Suicide Girls photoshoot. I look forward to sets tagged with phrases like “firecrotch,” “freckles shooting out of vagina,” and “seven foot long clitoris.”


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Vanessa

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

AUG 08, 2006 10:03 PM

The day Lindsay Lohan is even close to being comparable to Marilyn Monroe is the day I shit diamonds.

girl_afraid

girl_afraid

Milwaukee, WI
November 2004

AUG 08, 2006 10:06 PM

Vanessa said:
The day Lindsay Lohan is even close to being comparable to Marilyn Monroe is the day I shit diamonds.



that kinda makes me hope she does reach that status.
PRINCESS CUTS FOR EVERYONE!

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

AUG 08, 2006 10:11 PM

imagine if you could swallow coal and shit diamonds

Emperor_Norton

Emperor_Norton

Phoenix, AZ
February 2006

AUG 08, 2006 10:30 PM

This begs the question: who will shoot Lohan first? The insurgents, in an attempt to wound the American Spirit and prevent a Freaky Friday sequel from getting green-lighted? Or will it be our troops, who will rise up in a murderous rage after being forced to listen to Lohan SING?

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

AUG 08, 2006 10:51 PM

Emperor_Norton said:
This begs the question: who will shoot Lohan first? The insurgents, in an attempt to wound the American Spirit and prevent a Freaky Friday sequel from getting green-lighted? Or will it be our troops, who will rise up in a murderous rage after being forced to listen to Lohan SING?



In her defense, I don't see OUR lazy asses doing anything to entertain the troops over there.

-TM

Short

Short

Sacramento, CA
September 2005

AUG 08, 2006 10:52 PM

AndersWolleck said:
imagine if you could swallow coal and shit diamonds



superman could totally do that

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

AUG 08, 2006 10:54 PM

Ugh. Everytime Hohan does or says something stupid, Alyk always posts a picture reminding me just how hot I find her despite those things. blackeyed

Jamwise

Jamwise

Australia
April 2006

AUG 08, 2006 10:56 PM

SBP033 said:

AndersWolleck said:
imagine if you could swallow coal and shit diamonds



superman could totally do that



But could he out-run The Flash?

Also, can we please just fucking leave both Lindsay and Hilary in Iraq? Pretty please?

IntlPro

IntlPro

Bloomington, IN
March 2005

AUG 08, 2006 10:58 PM

In all probability Lohan will get a better reception than Hilary Clinton would.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

AUG 08, 2006 11:11 PM

Waitaminit...Hillary's gonna be out of the country?



BITCHIN' KEGGER IN CHAPPAQUA!!!

-TM

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

AUG 08, 2006 11:18 PM

thefreak said:
Waitaminit...Hillary's gonna be out of the country?



BITCHIN' KEGGER IN CHAPPAQUA!!!

-TM



I'm NOT that kind of intern, sir!!! frown

8bitbeta

8bitbeta

Ocala, FL
February 2004

AUG 08, 2006 11:20 PM

This is the one time I regret not becoming a USMC Sniper. whatever

Emperor_Norton

Emperor_Norton

Phoenix, AZ
February 2006

AUG 08, 2006 11:30 PM

thefreak said:

Emperor_Norton said:
This begs the question: who will shoot Lohan first? The insurgents, in an attempt to wound the American Spirit and prevent a Freaky Friday sequel from getting green-lighted? Or will it be our troops, who will rise up in a murderous rage after being forced to listen to Lohan SING?



In her defense, I don't see OUR lazy asses doing anything to entertain the troops over there.

-TM



So what if her intentions are good? Her going to Iraq to the entertain the troops is commendable, but her "talents" are not. If given the choice between receiving a bad gift or not receiving a gift at all, I'd go with the no-gift option everytime. I'm just saying if I were getting shot at every single day and playing road-side bomb hopscotch, my idea of a good time is not listening to "Rumors".


ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

AUG 08, 2006 11:31 PM

Lindsay Lohan is a singer? I thought she was just a spoiled actress...

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

AUG 08, 2006 11:50 PM

Emperor_Norton said:
So what if her intentions are good? Her going to Iraq to the entertain the troops is commendable, but her "talents" are not. If given the choice between receiving a bad gift or not receiving a gift at all, I'd go with the no-gift option everytime. I'm just saying if I were getting shot at every single day and playing road-side bomb hopscotch, my idea of a good time is not listening to "Rumors".



You know, you've got some sort of gall to act like you're better than me, just because I like to watch Herbie: Fully Loaded with the TV on mute, the lights off, and my pants around my ankles.

... confused ...

In all seriousness, I still think they'll appreciate her being there, especially since, well, think of the male-female soldier ratio over there, 'nuff said.

I personally don't give two shits about Lohan, BTW.

-TM

IKCSmiley

ikcsmiley

Asheville, NC
July 2003

AUG 09, 2006 12:05 AM

thefreak said:

I personally don't give two shits about Lohan, BTW.

-TM



I can tell by the fact that you read this news story and commented in this thread... wink

Emperor_Norton

Emperor_Norton

Phoenix, AZ
February 2006

AUG 09, 2006 12:07 AM

Of course I'm better than you, infidel. Hillary Duff is the one true Teen Queen, and any whose pants are found touching the ground while a Lohan film is playing shall be stoned in the town square for crimes against The Duff. It is written.

biggrin

BurningKrome

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA
April 2005

AUG 09, 2006 01:03 AM

I'm still proud of the fact that everytime I hear the Name "Lindsay Lohan", I have to say, "Who? Oh yeah..."

That aside, I'd be up for a 7 foot clitoris. Just to say I'd done it. I mean...damn...

TwistedWhispers

TwistedWhispers

Van Nuys, CA
December 2005

AUG 09, 2006 01:11 AM

Haters!

I on the other hand simply LOVE Lindsay! Come on now! 'Fess up people! You know you love her too... love

No really. I LOVE Lindsay! Everything about her is cute and freckley. I would eat her up! Yum!

Hehehe...

Oh yeah... about that "Haters" business... I didn't mean anything by it...

Nothing but LOVE,

wink

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

AUG 09, 2006 01:29 AM

they only way I can see her being able to entertain us in the dirt is if she strips. Nobody wants to hear her sing, her target audiance isn't exactly 20 something male soldiers.

Oz_the_Vamp

Oz_the_Vamp

Lorain, OH
June 2005

AUG 09, 2006 02:16 AM

SpectreInTheUK said:
her target audiance isn't exactly 20 something male soldiers.



It is if she strips!

pagnaet

pagnaet

Amarillo, TX
March 2005

AUG 09, 2006 03:24 AM

Lindsey Lohan exploded by an IED, now that would do wonders for my morale.

Coliwali

Coliwali

I'm lost
February 2003

AUG 09, 2006 03:25 AM

Well, that is nice of her. Although I suspect the insurgency does not care if she knows how to fire a gun or not. As far as her talents go, she has been perfectly serviceable in the movies I have seen her in (Mean Girls and Prairie Home Companion). I am not familiar with any of her songs. Irrespective of her talent, I would bet most of her target audience in Iraq has not kept up the same discerning taste we cultivate here on SG.

vampiresoldier

vampiresoldier

Oakland, CA
March 2004

AUG 09, 2006 04:34 AM

pagnaet said:
Lindsey Lohan exploded by an IED, now that would do wonders for my morale.



+10000000000

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