NEWS: Colin Farrell Is Bad in Bed, Says Model

That woman does no exsist! I just did a search for her on both yahoo and google and came up with nothing!

So you'd rather be rich first?

That's silly. Once you're rich it no longer MATTERS if you're good in bed. Of course, you need to be smart or low-key enough that selling the story wouldn't be worthwhile.

bad lay or not, I'd still do him.

I tried to look for it where I had seen it, but I can't find it.

You can try to do your own searches for it. I found it here.

My guiding principle is from from Outside Providence: "making sex is like eating chinese food. It ain't over till you both get your cookies."

On the other hand, if I were Colin Farrell, and I were having a one night stand with bitchy no-name french model, I might be tempted by this line from Ally McBeal: "I know I'm great at sex because I'm always satisfied." Or something to that effect.

This may be the reason he performed well in the sex tape:

Nicole Narain

What does the other chick look like?

From the article I'd say you're not missing a whole hell of a lot .

hes so hot and he looks like hed be good in bed i wonder what the broad looked likeee she was prolly mad loose

he gets drunk so much...he probably got poopdick...

Err, didn't the guy admit to having a 2" shlort? Called it "the Irish Curse" on the Daily Show way far ago.

"Whiskey Dick" not "Poop DicK"

I'd still fuck him til he screamed for help.

agreed

WTF? Why the hell is this assmunch so goddam famous in the first place? He can't act, he picks the shittiest movies to be in but hes fucking everywhere. He's always in the news for banging some ho, getting drunk in public or wanting to fight someone. You know what, russell crowe's the same (except he can act). What pisses me off is here i am minding my own business, drinking, fighting and picking up broads, but you dont see me all over the place now do you?

Makin' movies, writin' songs, and fightin' round the world!

Sadly, I couldn't find a photo of the twinkie in question. It's possible it was in the print edition of the Sunday Mirror (UK paper) where the interview ran. Any SG-ers over there see her?