NEWS: Colin Farrell Is Bad in Bed, Says Model

CELEB: Colin Farrell Is Bad in Bed, Says Model

That’s the problem with having a reputation as a ladies' man - the ladies expect something special in the sack.

According to French model Angelique Jerome, Farrell didn't exactly bring his A-game to bed during a recent tryst.

Jerome, who worked as an au pair for Woody Allen (presumably not for Soon Yi), met Farrell on the set of Allen’s new movie. Sparks flew, and they arranged to meet at Farrell’s hotel before the London premiere of Miami Vice.

During the rendezvous, Jerome says Farrell showered her with compliments but just couldn’t find her "on" switch.

He was also a man in a hurry. Jerome says they had sex three times... in 10 minutes. And like so many women have done, Jerome says she faked an orgasm each time because "it seemed the polite thing to do."

More troubling is that Farrell allegedly didn’t want to use a condom.

The encounter ended with a kiss at the hotel door and tickets for Jerome to the Miami Vice premiere.


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I wonder who graded her as a super sex kitten?

Makes me laugh. Ha ha.

Who cares?

See, that's why I don't sleep with models.

He's Colin Farrell. He could drink a few a tinnies of beer, eat some crackers and cheese and then wander off to watch wrestling, and he'd still be doing okay.

hahahaha that is awesome. it's about time someone spoke up about something like that

Of course, no one would have even heard of her if she hadn't sold her little story to the papers (or wherever). Without looking back up, what's her name again?

It's really got to suck to be in a position where the whole world hears these kind of details about your sex life. It's bad enough when the girl you're going out with tells her girlfriends details about your lovemaking.

So.. basically, she had sex with Collin Farrell for free movie tickets??

This is odd. If this really happened as it did, what motive does she have to be so nasty as to proclaim to the whole world that he's a bad lay? It's just downright mean to him. I'm guessing either she just wants to get some publicity out of this, or she's for some other reason bitter. Well, I guess she could just be a total bitch.

He didn't look half bad in his sex tape.

He has a sex tape?!?

How else was an aupair supposed to sell her story. If she said he was awsome she wouldn't get the same amont as she did for saying he was crap.

Maybe his baguette is normal and her breadbox is enormous...

I did.

...Sucks to be him. Moving on...

that was a great oneliner!

I would rather be as rich as he is, then be "good" in bed. maybe thats just me

PWN'D


also, what a bitch.

What a cunt. Way to destroy a mans ego even if it was overly large.

I'm so disappointed...

i have no idea who this guy is... haha.

I'm torn between this story being hilarious and that model being a disgusting bitch for selling this story.

Is there a picture of the said model?

"He was also a man in a hurry. Jerome says they had sex three times... in 10 minutes."

Is this even possible? Have I been doing it wrong?

You know, when you brag in interviews that your wang is too big to be in a movie, then you open yourself up to this type of criticism. It's not like she's the one who is first introducing his sexual prowess into the public discourse.