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PopMonger

PopMonger

Los Angeles, CA
June 2006

AUG 06, 2006 11:26 AM

That’s the problem with having a reputation as a ladies' man - the ladies expect something special in the sack.

According to French model Angelique Jerome, Farrell didn't exactly bring his A-game to bed during a recent tryst.

"He has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he's all talk. Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean. He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse."


Jerome, who worked as an au pair for Woody Allen (presumably not for Soon Yi), met Farrell on the set of Allen’s new movie. Sparks flew, and they arranged to meet at Farrell’s hotel before the London premiere of Miami Vice.

During the rendezvous, Jerome says Farrell showered her with compliments but just couldn’t find her "on" switch.

"But for all his ardour, it was like he was reading from a text book, lurching from one position to another. He loved it when I climbed on top. He was cooing, 'C'est bon, c'est bon'. It's clearly the only French he knows."


He was also a man in a hurry. Jerome says they had sex three times... in 10 minutes. And like so many women have done, Jerome says she faked an orgasm each time because "it seemed the polite thing to do."

More troubling is that Farrell allegedly didn’t want to use a condom.

"He was enthusiastic and athletic. He was so keen to have me, he didn't want to wear any protection. He just said, 'It'll be OK, it'll be OK'."


The encounter ended with a kiss at the hotel door and tickets for Jerome to the Miami Vice premiere.


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Crivelli

Crivelli

United Kingdom
January 2005

AUG 06, 2006 03:02 PM

I wonder who graded her as a super sex kitten?

Makes me laugh. Ha ha.

Who cares?

whatever

rowsofhouses

rowsofhouses

I'm lost
July 2005

AUG 06, 2006 03:05 PM


See, that's why I don't sleep with models.

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

AUG 06, 2006 03:06 PM

He's Colin Farrell. He could drink a few a tinnies of beer, eat some crackers and cheese and then wander off to watch wrestling, and he'd still be doing okay.

RobotLola

RobotLola

Detroit, MI
June 2006

AUG 06, 2006 03:14 PM

hahahaha that is awesome. it's about time someone spoke up about something like that

Crivelli

Crivelli

United Kingdom
January 2005

AUG 06, 2006 03:16 PM

Of course, no one would have even heard of her if she hadn't sold her little story to the papers (or wherever). Without looking back up, what's her name again?

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

AUG 06, 2006 03:17 PM

It's really got to suck to be in a position where the whole world hears these kind of details about your sex life. It's bad enough when the girl you're going out with tells her girlfriends details about your lovemaking.

hey_fukko

hey_fukko

Medford, OR
September 2003

AUG 06, 2006 03:25 PM

So.. basically, she had sex with Collin Farrell for free movie tickets??

bcguitar33

bcguitar33

Jamaica Plain, MA
January 2004

AUG 06, 2006 03:25 PM

This is odd. If this really happened as it did, what motive does she have to be so nasty as to proclaim to the whole world that he's a bad lay? It's just downright mean to him. I'm guessing either she just wants to get some publicity out of this, or she's for some other reason bitter. Well, I guess she could just be a total bitch.

Niobe

Niobe

I'm lost
April 2003

AUG 06, 2006 03:28 PM

He didn't look half bad in his sex tape.

Moya

Moya

Milwaukee, WI
January 2005

AUG 06, 2006 03:34 PM

Niobe said:
He didn't look half bad in his sex tape.


He has a sex tape?!? shocked

zoton

zoton

Kuwait
November 2005

AUG 06, 2006 03:35 PM

How else was an aupair supposed to sell her story. If she said he was awsome she wouldn't get the same amont as she did for saying he was crap.

FilthPig

FilthPig

Portland, OR
December 2005

AUG 06, 2006 03:35 PM

Maybe his baguette is normal and her breadbox is enormous...

jtemperance

jtemperance

Chicago, IL
January 2004

AUG 06, 2006 03:39 PM

hey_fukko said:
So.. basically, she had sex with Collin Farrell for free movie tickets??



I did.

Trahern

Trahern

United Kingdom
March 2003

AUG 06, 2006 03:44 PM

...Sucks to be him. Moving on...

skipstar

skipstar

Phoenix, AZ
July 2006

AUG 06, 2006 03:47 PM

that was a great oneliner!

iDONTbelongHERE

iDONTbelongHERE

Belvidere, IL
July 2006

AUG 06, 2006 03:49 PM

I would rather be as rich as he is, then be "good" in bed. maybe thats just me

Mocha

Mocha

New Orleans, LA
April 2006

AUG 06, 2006 03:55 PM

jtemperance said:

hey_fukko said:
So.. basically, she had sex with Collin Farrell for free movie tickets??



I did.



PWN'D


also, what a bitch.

euphoric_hell

euphoric_hell

Twin Falls, ID
December 2004

AUG 06, 2006 04:22 PM

What a cunt. Way to destroy a mans ego even if it was overly large. puke

Nab

Nab

France
July 2006

AUG 06, 2006 04:37 PM

I'm so disappointed... smile

strangekitty

strangekitty

Binghamton, NY
February 2006

AUG 06, 2006 04:41 PM

i have no idea who this guy is... haha.

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

AUG 06, 2006 04:42 PM

I'm torn between this story being hilarious and that model being a disgusting bitch for selling this story.

Motionboy

Motionboy

Vancouver, BC
January 2004

AUG 06, 2006 04:46 PM

Is there a picture of the said model?

The_Melon_Helmet

The_Melon_Helmet

Oakton, VA
June 2006

AUG 06, 2006 04:58 PM

"He was also a man in a hurry. Jerome says they had sex three times... in 10 minutes."

Is this even possible? Have I been doing it wrong?

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

AUG 06, 2006 05:20 PM

You know, when you brag in interviews that your wang is too big to be in a movie, then you open yourself up to this type of criticism. It's not like she's the one who is first introducing his sexual prowess into the public discourse.

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