NEWS: Britney Spears "Allegedly" Stoned Out of Her Mind

my first thought was "she's rollin'"

but what do i know.

I'm not sure it's drugs. I suspect there might be a gas or carbon monoxide leak in the room.

I wanted to laugh.

But nothing but fear escaped my orifices. Condensed fear. Condensed brown fear.

dear god...

I couldn't have said it better myself.

That was... uh... wow...

After putting myself back together again, I read through the comments on this thread. I hadn't heard of this UPN reality show.

So I dug into it a bit, and turned up this absolute gem of a quote from Mrs. K-Fed herself regarding the show:

"I feel that last year, the tabloids ran my life, and I am really excited about showing my fans what really happened, rather than all the stories, which have been misconstrued by journalists in the past. As I mentioned before, I am now going to be expressing my personal life through art"

True.

i agree with erinkelly, gross i can hear her food!!!!!!
she makes me feel sad to say im from Louisiana!!!

WTF.... im not surprised

God, I hope I'm not like that when I'm stoned.

I can't see any video in the original post. But reading the comments in this thread, I'm glad I can't.

Look at the story in the News section.

It's worth it.

How was I supposed to know to do that? Thanks.

I took one look at the first frame and my immediate reaction was "ohhhhh no, I can't watch this." So I'll take your word for it.

Huh???

(yeah i had to much time on my hands :p

I think I love you!

She is twitching like a mofo. Holy fuck.

wow

My jaw always used to hurt from acid. I think somebody should dose all celebrities and then film them. Sort of like "punk'd" or something.

Dose them, wait an hour, then send in the clowns and midgets.

I've found her the most perfect t-shirt ever.