NEWS: Britney Spears "Allegedly" Stoned Out of Her Mind

CELEB: Britney Spears "Allegedly" Stoned Out of Her Mind

In a million years, when archeologists search for signs of civilization, I pray to God they never find this vintage video of Britney Spears.



“Huyuhh?” *Twitch* “Huyuhh? *Twitch*

WFT?

ick, she chomps.

"Like life! and things and things!"

"Have you ever seen Back To The Future? Do you think thats possible?"

*insert chronic smiley here*

how the fuck did this leak? Did she say she wanted to see "spawn"? man she is dumb.

"Have you ever seen back to the future? Is that possible to time travel? I think it is" lmao

K-Fed does not make this video vintage.

dude, britney is so deep

I believe she sayed Spun.

She made Kevin look smart.

Oh lordy lordy, she is high apple pie!

DAMN...i thought you meant stoned

Chomping on the gum, body twitches, strange groaning noises, odd talk about traveling to the future.... I'm thinking she ingested a weeeee wittle bit more than some marijuana.

I wish they would have started fucking.

That's exactly what I thought!!!

It's a scary thought that K Fed is the brains of the outfit!!!!

Oh lord. What the hell.

In the history of our species the wrong people breed.

Holy fuckin' pice-of-FUCK! That is the most painful thing I've EVER seen!

Wow...

Just fucking...

Wow...

it chills me to my very soul that those two are actually breeding.

out-STAND-ing!

*dramatically stands up while clapping; slowly at first, gradually increasing in speed*

well...you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but...

It was as if a million of my brain cells cried out, and then were silenced.

"you're acting like a camera man."

And they let her breed!!! I can't believe i sat there and watched it!!!

I don't know why, but I'm not really surprised at how ridiculous she sounds and looks. I don't know why she became a huge star, either. I feel sorry that her parents sold her to Disney so she could fulfill her fantasies of being a STAR and now we all have to witness her stunted life, forever, and ever. Not that I think she would have been happy living in Alabama or wherever she's from. She'd run a top notch pagent/ jazz studio!