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Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

AUG 04, 2006 05:21 PM



I thought Mel totally took it up the ass in Braveheart ?




with like a red hot fishhook on a pole wasn't it ?







maybe that could be arranged for his therapy

the 12 step program to anal cavity cleanliness

SoonerDog

SoonerDog

United Kingdom
July 2002

AUG 04, 2006 05:36 PM


and as everyone knows that no-no spot is "only for taking a shit."



Surely he needs to leave some room up there for his head...

emperorreagan

emperorreagan

Baltimore, MD
January 2004

AUG 04, 2006 07:05 PM

dkmfc said:

LianteM said:

dkmfc said:
I don't understand why it's amazing to people that actors...people who get paid to pretend to be someone else for a living...aren't all emotionally sound.



I don't know why, but I never thought of this before, and now a whole lot about crazy actors suddenly makes sense.

How do you explain the batshit lunacy of so many music stars, though?



if you mean pop stars, then for the most part they are actors too. in a lot of cases, other people make the music, they act like they had something to do with it.



Once you toss in a bit of fame, fortune, and privilege and add a spash of feelings of entitlement, it's amazing when any of 'em are emotionally functional.

Jace

Jace

San Francisco, CA
February 2004

AUG 04, 2006 10:36 PM

Mel Gibson and Britney Spears should have a giant "digging our own graves" party.

Stiles

Stiles

Oakland, CA
November 2002

AUG 04, 2006 10:47 PM

LianteM said:
I don't know why, but I never thought of this before, and now a whole lot about crazy actors suddenly makes sense.

How do you explain the batshit lunacy of so many music stars, though?



They have a lot in common. Long-established big stars are gradually insulated from daily life, reality and contact with the public and get surrounded by yes-men on the payroll who don't want to get kicked off the gravy train. Shooting the messenger becomes a distinct possibility. Eventually they believe their own bullshit and cross the behavior line in public, where the people aren't getting paid by them and there are no ironclad nondisclosure agreements.

BurningKrome

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA
April 2005

AUG 05, 2006 01:11 AM

Truthfully...I could give a shit. I don't really understand why people suddenly want to critique and boycott his movies because he's an asshole. I mean, when's the last time anyone said, "Fuck...did you hear what that guy on that road crew just said? I am NEVER going to drive that road if it's being built buy a bigoted asshole!"

I mean...he's an actor. He exists to entertain me. I care about as much about his personal opinions as I do his personal politics. Just because Oprah seems to think that being famous means your opinion counts for shit, doesn't make it so.

I like his movies. He could go home and fuck his doorknob after that for all I care. After I get bored with his movies, maybe I'll go watch the organ grinder's monkey for an hour or two. I wonder if the monkey is anti-evolutionist or not.

Ppphht.

confused

photoline

photoline

Edmonton, AB
January 2005

AUG 05, 2006 03:02 AM

Mel Gibson directs Jesus before the famous "Battle with the Giant Lobster" scene from The Passion of The Christ.

mentalrage

mentalrage

United Kingdom
March 2006

AUG 05, 2006 04:59 AM

I really am in awe, it takes a refined talent to dig a hole so deep that you forget you what ground level looks like. I think Mel Gibson's career is officially burrowing through the floor of the subbasement as we speak.

Nimuee

Nimuee

Netherlands
June 2006

AUG 05, 2006 08:58 AM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

alyk said:


dumbass mel said:
Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?



Kinda, yeah.



Seriously. I think Mel Gibson's having some sort of identity crisis.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
It's raining men!




SPOILERS! (Click to view)
It's raining men!




SPOILERS! (Click to view)
I'm gonna go out and run and let myself get...



SPOILERS! (Click to view)
...absolutely soaking wet!





probably yes, the first one is so sexxy wink tongue specially for men..

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

AUG 05, 2006 09:22 AM

Um, maybe this is a generalization, but with Mel's biases, is the entertainment business really the best business for him? confused

photoline

photoline

Edmonton, AB
January 2005

AUG 05, 2006 02:37 PM

aleksa said:
Um, maybe this is a generalization, but with Mel's biases, is the entertainment business really the best business for him? confused



Of course! Hollywood has been spitting out hate films in the guise of comedies, action-adventure (pseudo-war films) and "docu-dramas" for decades. When was the last time you saw an American-made film that was intended for the mass-market (ie. white suburbia) which portrayed Muslims, Arabs or similar minorities in a positive light?

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

AUG 05, 2006 03:23 PM

photoline said:

aleksa said:
Um, maybe this is a generalization, but with Mel's biases, is the entertainment business really the best business for him? confused



Of course! Hollywood has been spitting out hate films in the guise of comedies, action-adventure (pseudo-war films) and "docu-dramas" for decades. When was the last time you saw an American-made film that was intended for the mass-market (ie. white suburbia) which portrayed Muslims, Arabs or similar minorities in a positive light?



Airplane? Airplane 2?

Wren

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

AUG 05, 2006 03:47 PM

I never particularly cared for Mel Gibson OR Tom Cruise. Now I just have a better excuse.

ASSH0LE

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV
June 2003

AUG 05, 2006 09:42 PM

The only interesting thing about the story is that it only gained notoriety to the point that I'd notice it after Mel's anti-semitic comments.

I'm sure this got some buzz back when it came out, but the story certainly didn't grab any traction back then.

wren001

wren001

New York, NY
February 2004

AUG 06, 2006 01:28 PM

dkmfc said:
I don't understand why it's amazing to people that actors...people who get paid to pretend to be someone else for a living...aren't all emotionally sound.



The point abouit actors not really have an identity is an argument that has been used to slam them at least as long ago as Plato. It holds water about as much as "every actress is a prostitute."

Plenty of people pretend to be other people just not for their jobs. That doesn't make them any less crazy. How about "People who are raised by religious fantatics that go on to be super-wealthy and popular aren't emotionally sound"?

Personally, I prefer another Mel's (Brooks) perception on actors: I don't like actors. Have you seen how they eat? They use their hands for everything!"

Tadzi

Tadzi

Greeley, CO
April 2003

AUG 07, 2006 04:35 AM

photoline said:

aleksa said:
Um, maybe this is a generalization, but with Mel's biases, is the entertainment business really the best business for him? confused



Of course! Hollywood has been spitting out hate films in the guise of comedies, action-adventure (pseudo-war films) and "docu-dramas" for decades. When was the last time you saw an American-made film that was intended for the mass-market (ie. white suburbia) which portrayed Muslims, Arabs or similar minorities in a positive light?



NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

AUG 07, 2006 04:58 AM

Tadzi said:

photoline said:

aleksa said:
Um, maybe this is a generalization, but with Mel's biases, is the entertainment business really the best business for him? confused



Of course! Hollywood has been spitting out hate films in the guise of comedies, action-adventure (pseudo-war films) and "docu-dramas" for decades. When was the last time you saw an American-made film that was intended for the mass-market (ie. white suburbia) which portrayed Muslims, Arabs or similar minorities in a positive light?






you fucking WIN! WIN WIN WIN

PhLaXuS

PhLaXuS

Fort Lauderdale, FL
November 2005

AUG 07, 2006 06:24 AM

FunkySkunk said:
I think Mel Gibson's tombstone, insead of having some deep religious passage, should say "What are you looking at Sugartits?" That would make me extremely happy.



I'd PAY for that tombstone!

I suddenly had that old Tombstone Pizza commercial run through my head: "What do YOU want on your Tombstone?"

LoadedDiceInc said:
How do you know that your roommate is gay?

His cock tastes like shit!



That's one of the best lines in that movie! biggrin

chainlink said:
I thought Mel totally took it up the ass in Braveheart ?

with like a red hot fishhook on a pole wasn't it ?

maybe that could be arranged for his therapy

the 12 step program to anal cavity cleanliness



"I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss"


You can thank the Wu for that one...

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