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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

AUG 03, 2006 09:10 PM

In the sinking ship that is Mel Gibson’s life, new reports surfaced indicating he not only distrusts the Jewish population, but he's also not a Friend of Dorothy. Why does Gibson dislike the gays? Because "they take it up the ass," and as everyone knows that no-no spot is "only for taking a shit."

When Spanish newspaper El Pais asked Gibson about homosexuals in 1992, he shot back: “They take it up the ass” Then pointing at his behind, he said, “This is only for taking a shit.”


Gibson then admitted he had reservations about becoming an actor, afraid people might assume he takes it up the ass.

“But with this look, who’s going to think I’m gay?” he asked. “It would be hard to take me for someone like that. Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?”


Kinda, yeah. The Lethal Weapon mullet didn’t really help. Anyway, after Gibson’s homophobic comments hit the press, Playboy magazine asked Mel if he wanted to apologize to those he hurt with his comments.

“I’ll apologize when hell freezes over,” he told the mag.

Later, when the Washington Post asked Gibson if he was “tolerant,” he replied: “Ahhh, I like to think I am. Perhaps I’m not.”


Dude…you really fucked this up good, didn’t you?


Image courtesy of Gallery of the Absurd.

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

AUG 04, 2006 12:04 PM

The ass is ONLY for taking a shit? That guy is severely underutilizing his assets (Heh).

Somebody needs a reach around....

jtemperance

jtemperance

Chicago, IL
January 2004

AUG 04, 2006 12:05 PM

Two man enter, one man leave.

ElPres

ElPres

Tampa, FL
November 2003

AUG 04, 2006 12:07 PM

With a record like this, he'll probably get 'elected' president.

Dizzy

Dizzy

Los Angeles, CA
January 2004

AUG 04, 2006 12:10 PM

The leathal weapon movies say it all

FunkySkunk

FunkySkunk

Gainesville, FL
July 2004

AUG 04, 2006 12:11 PM

I think Mel Gibson's tombstone, insead of having some deep religious passage, should say "What are you looking at Sugartits?" That would make me extremely happy.

Sikjoy

Sikjoy

Japan
May 2003

AUG 04, 2006 12:13 PM

I'd like to read exactly what he said, as apposed to just a sentence here and a sentence there. Anyone can take sentences from a paragraph and throw them togeather to make something compeletely opposite then what it truely was. But thats just the media for you, long live the half truths.

I think i remember reading a article back in the day in GQ after he did braveheart. They asked something like, arn't you affraid the kilt will arouse the homosexual population. And his reply was something along the lines of, sure if they buy movie tickets....

this was years ago so i don't remember it well.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

AUG 04, 2006 12:17 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
The ass is ONLY for taking a shit? That guy is severely underutilizing his assets (Heh).





You don't know about the history of the rectum. I do.

Yeah, now Mel's startin' to get crazier than ole' Tommy here.

-TM

Mocha

Mocha

New Orleans, LA
April 2006

AUG 04, 2006 12:21 PM

alyk said:


dumbass mel said:
Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?”



Kinda, yeah.



kiss alyk, you make me happy.

howdidigethere

howdidigethere

Oroville, CA
June 2004

AUG 04, 2006 12:23 PM

Mel sounds like 90% of the people i know. Im not saying he's right or wrong im just wondering if this is really news?

Signon

Signon

Austin, TX
June 2005

AUG 04, 2006 12:28 PM

Dunno. Honestly, there's a world of difference between not liking gays, and advocating that they get the shit kicked out of them, or even that they don't have the right to get married.

So far, he's just a low-scale bigot. Something to be pitied rather than feared or hated.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

AUG 04, 2006 12:29 PM

thefreak said:

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
The ass is ONLY for taking a shit? That guy is severely underutilizing his assets (Heh).





You don't know about the history of the rectum. I do.

Yeah, now Mel's startin' to get crazier than ole' Tommy here.

-TM



Pfft. Don't be glib. Being glib is for teh gays.

Kristie

Kristie

Chicago, IL
December 2004

AUG 04, 2006 12:34 PM

Did anyone really admire or respect Mel Gibson to begin with? Am I missing something here?

iDONTbelongHERE

iDONTbelongHERE

Belvidere, IL
July 2006

AUG 04, 2006 12:36 PM

the man gets pulled over and now we have to dig up old shit? i mean really no need to kick while down.

cmdrfire

cmdrfire

United Kingdom
December 2005

AUG 04, 2006 12:39 PM

Meh, I'm not too concerned with whatever Mel Gibson's been spouting... not unless it's something really funny, anyway. Guy wants to be a jerk, let him be a jerk.

In other news, I think Mel should do a Stallone and make a new Mad Max... Road Warrior 2: Roadier (sounds like rodeo... or something)

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

AUG 04, 2006 12:39 PM

alyk said:


dumbass mel said:
Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?



Kinda, yeah.



Seriously. I think Mel Gibson's having some sort of identity crisis.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
It's raining men!




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It's raining men!




SPOILERS! (Click to view)
I'm gonna go out and run and let myself get...



SPOILERS! (Click to view)
...absolutely soaking wet!


crazedlunatik

crazedlunatik

Portland, OR
February 2004

AUG 04, 2006 12:41 PM

1992? This is news? Holy hell who gives a shit? I was thinking he said this as he was doing a half assed apology or something.... Thanks for wasting my time.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

AUG 04, 2006 12:43 PM

Fuck him!

Get it! HA HA HA Fuck him! I kill myself.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

AUG 04, 2006 12:57 PM

crazedlunatik said:
1992? This is news? Holy hell who gives a shit? I was thinking he said this as he was doing a half assed apology or something.... Thanks for wasting my time.



I thought you'd have something interesting to say. Thanks for wasting my time, Mr. "I don't understand how the internet works, there are too many people wasting my time!"

crazedlunatik

crazedlunatik

Portland, OR
February 2004

AUG 04, 2006 01:02 PM

PointBlank said:

crazedlunatik said:
1992? This is news? Holy hell who gives a shit? I was thinking he said this as he was doing a half assed apology or something.... Thanks for wasting my time.



I thought you'd have something interesting to say. Thanks for wasting my time, Mr. "I don't understand how the internet works, there are too many people wasting my time!"



you are the coolest!

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

AUG 04, 2006 01:04 PM

crazedlunatik said:
1992? This is news? Holy hell who gives a shit? I was thinking he said this as he was doing a half assed apology or something.... Thanks for wasting my time.



I could be wrong here...but you are the one who decided to read the article...oh and post about it...so yeah screw her for wasting your time it is definitely her fault... whatever

Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

AUG 04, 2006 01:07 PM

MessyJessy said:

crazedlunatik said:
1992? This is news? Holy hell who gives a shit? I was thinking he said this as he was doing a half assed apology or something.... Thanks for wasting my time.



I could be wrong here...but you are the one who decided to read the article...oh and post about it...so yeah screw her for wasting your time it is definitely her fault... whatever



Well, I must say I'm pretty distraught about this. I'm contemplating cutting myself, participating in some unprotected sex, or maybe even getting a bad haircut as a way of dealing with my grief.

Actually, no, I'm just kidding. I don't give a fuck about your time. My bad.

DrSocks

DrSocks

USA
January 2004

AUG 04, 2006 01:10 PM

Freedom of Speech, right?

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

AUG 04, 2006 01:12 PM

Rocklore said:
Freedom of Speech, right?



Where in "Freedom of Speech" does it say that you can't criticize someone's speech. I'm confused as to why you would even bring it up.

It would be like me saying "Freedom to peaceably assemble, right?"

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

AUG 04, 2006 01:13 PM

crazedlunatik said:

PointBlank said:

crazedlunatik said:
1992? This is news? Holy hell who gives a shit? I was thinking he said this as he was doing a half assed apology or something.... Thanks for wasting my time.



I thought you'd have something interesting to say. Thanks for wasting my time, Mr. "I don't understand how the internet works, there are too many people wasting my time!"



you are the coolest!


Maybe the top ten. Surely not THE coolest.

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