NEWS: Mel Gibson: I Actually Hate Gays More than I Hate Jews

CELEB: Mel Gibson: I Actually Hate Gays More than I Hate Jews

In the sinking ship that is Mel Gibson’s life, new reports surfaced indicating he not only distrusts the Jewish population, but he's also not a Friend of Dorothy. Why does Gibson dislike the gays? Because "they take it up the ass," and as everyone knows that no-no spot is "only for taking a shit."

Gibson then admitted he had reservations about becoming an actor, afraid people might assume he takes it up the ass.

Kinda, yeah. The Lethal Weapon mullet didn’t really help. Anyway, after Gibson’s homophobic comments hit the press, Playboy magazine asked Mel if he wanted to apologize to those he hurt with his comments.

Dude…you really fucked this up good, didn’t you?


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The ass is ONLY for taking a shit? That guy is severely underutilizing his assets (Heh).

Somebody needs a reach around....

Two man enter, one man leave.

With a record like this, he'll probably get 'elected' president.

The leathal weapon movies say it all

I think Mel Gibson's tombstone, insead of having some deep religious passage, should say "What are you looking at Sugartits?" That would make me extremely happy.

I'd like to read exactly what he said, as apposed to just a sentence here and a sentence there. Anyone can take sentences from a paragraph and throw them togeather to make something compeletely opposite then what it truely was. But thats just the media for you, long live the half truths.

I think i remember reading a article back in the day in GQ after he did braveheart. They asked something like, arn't you affraid the kilt will arouse the homosexual population. And his reply was something along the lines of, sure if they buy movie tickets....

this was years ago so i don't remember it well.

You don't know about the history of the rectum. I do.

Yeah, now Mel's startin' to get crazier than ole' Tommy here.

-TM

alyk, you make me happy.

Mel sounds like 90% of the people i know. Im not saying he's right or wrong im just wondering if this is really news?

Dunno. Honestly, there's a world of difference between not liking gays, and advocating that they get the shit kicked out of them, or even that they don't have the right to get married.

So far, he's just a low-scale bigot. Something to be pitied rather than feared or hated.

Pfft. Don't be glib. Being glib is for teh gays.

Did anyone really admire or respect Mel Gibson to begin with? Am I missing something here?

the man gets pulled over and now we have to dig up old shit? i mean really no need to kick while down.

Meh, I'm not too concerned with whatever Mel Gibson's been spouting... not unless it's something really funny, anyway. Guy wants to be a jerk, let him be a jerk.

In other news, I think Mel should do a Stallone and make a new Mad Max... Road Warrior 2: Roadier (sounds like rodeo... or something)

Seriously. I think Mel Gibson's having some sort of identity crisis.

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I'm gonna go out and run and let myself get...

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...absolutely soaking wet!

1992? This is news? Holy hell who gives a shit? I was thinking he said this as he was doing a half assed apology or something.... Thanks for wasting my time.

Fuck him!

Get it! HA HA HA Fuck him! I kill myself.

I thought you'd have something interesting to say. Thanks for wasting my time, Mr. "I don't understand how the internet works, there are too many people wasting my time!"

you are the coolest!

I could be wrong here...but you are the one who decided to read the article...oh and post about it...so yeah screw her for wasting your time it is definitely her fault...

Well, I must say I'm pretty distraught about this. I'm contemplating cutting myself, participating in some unprotected sex, or maybe even getting a bad haircut as a way of dealing with my grief.

Actually, no, I'm just kidding. I don't give a fuck about your time. My bad.

Freedom of Speech, right?

Where in "Freedom of Speech" does it say that you can't criticize someone's speech. I'm confused as to why you would even bring it up.

It would be like me saying "Freedom to peaceably assemble, right?"

Maybe the top ten. Surely not THE coolest.