Crazy Guy of the Week.

I've spent a few hours browsing this guy's page. Maybe I'm the crazy one.

That's deep, man.

Damn, there's no update on what 'special thing' happened on June 16th

Right now, his "list of fears" is my favorite. Blue Water? Adult content? "Sun-lit ground= Lava"?


There is so much content on that blog!

That's not the only reason!! (How funny that "not showering" is in the "major issues" section, and not in the "major fears"

This is what I imagine those anonymous SG members to be.

the diet and shower schedule might explain the "stickiness" on his keyboard and mouse he dislikes.
Dryer Sheets and his blanket covering them to avoid the "oil from his hands" is much more efficent than hygiene and vegetables, I guess.



Well...the stickiness could also be from constant masturbation of cartoon/ video characters too I suppose

I like that he complains that he spends all but 10 hours a month in his house but for some reason basic hygene is too time consuming...

I wonder if he realises his oily hands and sticky computer parts could easily be fixed by regular bathing.

In short... this man is seriously fucked up.

I like the PEOPLE/PERSON fear (known as the six letter P words). What a nutjob.

And the stairs thing. Crawling up on all fours? Wow.

IT'S ALL MARIO'S FAULT!!

And Metroid Too!

Poor crazy SOB.

I think there is this underground bunker where guys like him keep the internet up and running. Well, up, running and full of filthy porn.

Adrian Monk, you're outta here!!!

Whatever, he's no JDM.

On the other hand, holy shit.

Wipe!

So has anyone clicked on his awesome "hi-res (2048x1536) version" of what he looked like on April 1, 2006?

(I normally would in the interest of science, but I'm afraid it would end up like The Ring, and I'm going to L.A. this weekend so I'd prefer not to die en route. Also, I'm at work.)

Funny little thing, life, innit?

Those eyes! Remember Gozer the Gozarian? He's got nothing on this kid.

the site is fantastic, and i just killed about fifteen minutes browsing it, but this guy definitely has some undiagnosed issues.

I've realized the error of my ways. I'm never going to shower again. What terrible amounts of time I've been wasting all these years!!!

Oh man, and think of all the time I'll save when my "oily hands" make people not want to touch me anymore! I'll finally be able to write that novel!

I didn't read his whole story, but if the poor guy isn't on medication, he should start taking some.

You ever hear of a thing called LAVA, tough guy? How about BLUE fucking WATER?

"If you could pan a little more to the right from here, you'll see my trash bin where I store trash like napkins, pizza boxes, wrappers, and various other forms of trash."
Damn! IF ONLY!