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PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

AUG 01, 2006 10:17 AM

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

AUG 01, 2006 10:21 AM

That's deep, man.

wendoo

wendoo

United Kingdom
February 2006

AUG 01, 2006 10:26 AM

Damn, there's no update on what 'special thing' happened on June 16th frown

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

AUG 01, 2006 10:29 AM

Right now, his "list of fears" is my favorite. Blue Water? Adult content? "Sun-lit ground= Lava"?


There is so much content on that blog!

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 01, 2006 11:26 AM

It's considerate of him to only shower a few times a month to save money on water for his parents.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

AUG 01, 2006 11:45 AM

Roethke said:
It's considerate of him to only shower a few times a month to save money on water for his parents.



That's not the only reason!! (How funny that "not showering" is in the "major issues" section, and not in the "major fears"wink

2. Serious waste of time. 30 minutes for the shower
and 15 minutes to find clothes and get dried off is
what I need for taking showers. What can I do with an
extra 37.5 minutes per day (an average) or 18.75 hours
per month? A lot. In 18 3/4 hours, I was able to
create an entire set of mountains for my 2D game. In
18 3/4 hours, I could write a very long document,
three times longer than the document about my school
history (about 320 kilobytes of plain text from HTML
formatting). In 18 3/4 hours, I could watch about 19
educational TV shows to further gain knowledge (or an
extra 30-minute show every day with a bonus 30-minute
show every 4 days). That's a lot of time! ..."

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 01, 2006 11:57 AM

Does it make me a horrible person that I'm really creeped out by his long diatribes on why he can't get a job, leave the house, go to school, or eat anything besides cheese pizza and Hamburger Helper?

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

AUG 01, 2006 12:06 PM

This is what I imagine those anonymous SG members to be.

thorr74

thorr74

Sylvan Lake, AB
December 2004

AUG 01, 2006 12:17 PM

the diet and shower schedule might explain the "stickiness" on his keyboard and mouse he dislikes.
Dryer Sheets and his blanket covering them to avoid the "oil from his hands" is much more efficent than hygiene and vegetables, I guess.



Well...the stickiness could also be from constant masturbation of cartoon/ video characters too I suppose

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

AUG 01, 2006 12:24 PM

PointBlank said:

That's not the only reason!! (How funny that "not showering" is in the "major issues" section, and not in the "major fears"wink

2. Serious waste of time. 30 minutes for the shower
and 15 minutes to find clothes and get dried off is
what I need for taking showers. What can I do with an
extra 37.5 minutes per day (an average) or 18.75 hours
per month? A lot. In 18 3/4 hours, I was able to
create an entire set of mountains for my 2D game. In
18 3/4 hours, I could write a very long document,
three times longer than the document about my school
history (about 320 kilobytes of plain text from HTML
formatting). In 18 3/4 hours, I could watch about 19
educational TV shows to further gain knowledge (or an
extra 30-minute show every day with a bonus 30-minute
show every 4 days). That's a lot of time! ..."



I like that he complains that he spends all but 10 hours a month in his house but for some reason basic hygene is too time consuming...

I wonder if he realises his oily hands and sticky computer parts could easily be fixed by regular bathing.

In short... this man is seriously fucked up.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

AUG 01, 2006 12:33 PM

I like the PEOPLE/PERSON fear (known as the six letter P words). What a nutjob.

And the stairs thing. Crawling up on all fours? Wow.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

AUG 01, 2006 12:36 PM

IT'S ALL MARIO'S FAULT!!

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

AUG 01, 2006 12:56 PM

FreakPirate said:
IT'S ALL MARIO'S FAULT!!



And Metroid Too!

Coliwali

Coliwali

I'm lost
February 2003

AUG 01, 2006 01:22 PM

Poor crazy SOB.

I think there is this underground bunker where guys like him keep the internet up and running. Well, up, running and full of filthy porn.

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

AUG 01, 2006 03:35 PM

Adrian Monk, you're outta here!!!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

AUG 01, 2006 03:37 PM

Whatever, he's no JDM.

On the other hand, holy shit.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

AUG 01, 2006 03:37 PM

phrogg said:
Adrian Monk, you're outta here!!!



Wipe!

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

AUG 01, 2006 04:00 PM

So has anyone clicked on his awesome "hi-res (2048x1536) version" of what he looked like on April 1, 2006?

(I normally would in the interest of science, but I'm afraid it would end up like The Ring, and I'm going to L.A. this weekend so I'd prefer not to die en route. Also, I'm at work.)

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

AUG 01, 2006 04:02 PM

dkmfc said:
he reminds me of falkor from neverending story.

and whoa. ^^

didn't see your picture.



Funny little thing, life, innit?

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

AUG 01, 2006 04:03 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
So has anyone clicked on his awesome "hi-res (2048x1536) version" of what he looked like on April 1, 2006?

(I normally would in the interest of science, but I'm afraid it would end up like The Ring, and I'm going to L.A. this weekend so I'd prefer not to die en route. Also, I'm at work.)



Those eyes! Remember Gozer the Gozarian? He's got nothing on this kid.

decedent

decedent

Boston, MA
December 2003

AUG 01, 2006 04:04 PM

the site is fantastic, and i just killed about fifteen minutes browsing it, but this guy definitely has some undiagnosed issues.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

AUG 01, 2006 04:17 PM

I've realized the error of my ways. I'm never going to shower again. What terrible amounts of time I've been wasting all these years!!! frown

Oh man, and think of all the time I'll save when my "oily hands" make people not want to touch me anymore! I'll finally be able to write that novel! love

Lerner

Lerner

Los Angeles, CA
December 2005

AUG 01, 2006 04:32 PM

I didn't read his whole story, but if the poor guy isn't on medication, he should start taking some.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

AUG 01, 2006 04:34 PM

Lerner said:
someone should march over to this kid's house, unplug his television and computer and drag him out into the sunshine.
It would only help.



You ever hear of a thing called LAVA, tough guy? How about BLUE fucking WATER?

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

AUG 01, 2006 05:34 PM

"If you could pan a little more to the right from here, you'll see my trash bin where I store trash like napkins, pizza boxes, wrappers, and various other forms of trash."
Damn! IF ONLY!

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