During a recent appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, our beloved Scarlett Johansson relayed an incident in which she was practically assaulted by a stripper.

"When I was 20 we went to Disneyland, but this year my brother wanted to go to a strip club, so we went there," she said.

Instead of heading back to the most magical place on the planet, Scarletts twin brother, Hunter, insisted the two celebrate their 21st birthday at a strip club, where Scarlett was treated to a lap dance by a very rough dancer.

"I had this very tall girl ... she was Amazonian. She was, like, this tall really, really skinny girl," said Johansson. "She was quite manic and strange," said Johansson of her lap-dancing stripper. "So she's kind of gyrating into me," Johansson went on to say, "[but] she was so thin that her pelvic or hip bone or some kind of bone bruised me. It was horrible!"

Scarlett made the best of the situation by engaging the dancer in a little conversation.

"I never know what to say," Johansson said, "so I ask questions like, 'Are you in school?' [or] 'Is Candy your real name?'"

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feyd

Albuquerque, NM

January 2003

JUL 29, 2006 09:04 AM

All I know is, I'd probably loose control myslef and grind the hell out of her with my pelvis, too.

OctEgon

Tustin, CA

July 2005

JUL 29, 2006 09:05 AM

Can't say I blame her. I certainly wouldn't mind grinding my pelvic bone into Ms. Johanson.

Edit: Bah! Beaten to the pelvic punch! You win this round feyd, but next time....you can guarantee I'll be quicker with my cliche comments!

FistFuck

HOPEFUL

USA

JUL 29, 2006 09:07 AM

she looks incredibly hot in that photo.... was she dressed like that during this encounter?

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

JUL 29, 2006 09:10 AM

Good God she is gorgeous.

That is all I have to contribute.

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

JUL 29, 2006 09:13 AM

Dibs.

MarsMars

Long Beach, CA

June 2003

JUL 29, 2006 09:23 AM

She looks confuzzled...

-L

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA

May 2004

JUL 29, 2006 09:30 AM

I know that stripper. I gave her money for a sandwich. Poor Candy.

David_Aames

I'm lost

June 2006

JUL 29, 2006 09:52 AM

*hee hee* i can see her bra!

DisposableHero

Modesto, CA

November 2005

JUL 29, 2006 10:23 AM

i don't have anything to say other than i love Scarlett.

photoline

Edmonton, AB

January 2005

JUL 29, 2006 10:35 AM

I hope "she" wasn't a "he".....

Anyway, I'd have paid just to watch.......

MsStabby

I'm lost

November 2005

JUL 29, 2006 10:37 AM

I want that dress.

BabyBlue

Portland, OR

August 2003

JUL 29, 2006 11:02 AM

She has a twin brother? I need pictures!

jeffvader

San Diego, CA

November 2004

JUL 29, 2006 11:08 AM

i'd probably bruise her with my "bone" too....

injuredcyclist

Portland, OR

March 2006

JUL 29, 2006 11:53 AM

come on though. isnt asking a stripper if 'Candy' is her real name a pretty stupid question?

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

JUL 29, 2006 05:34 PM

I need to give Scarlett some strip club lessons.

beaky

Miami, FL

April 2003

JUL 29, 2006 05:47 PM

wait wait... "I never know what to say"??? so she goes to strip clubs a lot then

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

JUL 29, 2006 05:51 PM

I'd like to have coffee with her.

Jamwise

Australia

April 2006

JUL 30, 2006 01:56 AM

Wren said:
Good God she is gorgeous.

That is all I have to contribute.

Yeah that's pretty much all I had to contribute too.

Lawnboy

Tulsa, OK

July 2006

JUL 30, 2006 02:43 AM

"Um, so is Candy your real name?"
"HA HA HA HA HA HA...no, no it isn't."

Crivelli

United Kingdom

January 2005

JUL 30, 2006 03:52 AM

I'm guessing that the stripper was actually TV and couldn't believe his luck.

That bone you were feeling Miss Johansson was connected to the hip bone.