Daniel Robert Epstein: Rudy Ray Moore

"dolemite is my name and fuckin' up muthafuckers is my game"

jason: thats a beautiful suit. is it shark skin?
rudy ray moore: i hope not. i dont want to be wearing no fish.

I remember the first time I saw him live. When he first came out, he looked like and old man. He could barely make it up to the stage and it broke my heart. But once he got up there, he did a jump kick and some voodoo magic with his hands and I was elated.

BAM, BITCH!

you rat soup eatin honkey muthafuckaaa!

I read this about four times before I realized he was talking about the movie.

damnit! why with the always cutting off the sides of the pictures! you cant even see rudy in this one!

Uh , I've seen Rudy Ray "acting" like he knows martial arts . Believe me , he doesn't look like he knows what he's doing . He is pretty entertaining though .

I agree, I don't like none of them that much, but I like Chris Rock.

"Bitch why'd you bring me cotton draws, you know I don't wear no fuckin cotton draws!"

Rest in peace Rudy!