Another option: get a friend or loved one to hit you over the head with a big, oversized mallet. You'll wake up with a slightly worse headache, but without the nasty vomit aftertaste.
Jackpot if someone you know can sleeper hold you into bed.
Another option: get a friend or loved one to hit you over the head with a big, oversized mallet. You'll wake up with a slightly worse headache, but without the nasty vomit aftertaste.
Jackpot if someone you know can sleeper hold you into bed.
My husband has told me stories about another soldier that would get stupid drunk and they always ended up having to 'rock' him to sleep.
By 'rock' they meant knock him unconscious.
I always found that an extremely amusing story.
Let's all go to a diner. We can eat french toast and drink coffee with the waitresses and truck drivers.
Ooooo that sounds fun. I have to chain smoke, though, cause I am a filthy lung scarring addict.
Years from now, I'll tuck my kids into bed. They'll squeeze their teddy bears and their eyes will slowly close as I tell them stories of the good old days, when you could still smoke in public places.
Let's all go to a diner. We can eat french toast and drink coffee with the waitresses and truck drivers.
Ooooo that sounds fun. I have to chain smoke, though, cause I am a filthy lung scarring addict.
Years from now, I'll tuck my kids into bed. They'll squeeze their teddy bears and their eyes will slowly close as I tell them stories of the good old days, when you could still smoke in public places.
>>>New Jersey <<<
They made the Waffle House near me non-smoking. The motherfucking WAFFLE HOUSE!
Can still smoke in IHOP and Denny's, for now.
Let's all go to a diner. We can eat french toast and drink coffee with the waitresses and truck drivers.
Ooooo that sounds fun. I have to chain smoke, though, cause I am a filthy lung scarring addict.
Years from now, I'll tuck my kids into bed. They'll squeeze their teddy bears and their eyes will slowly close as I tell them stories of the good old days, when you could still smoke in public places.
>>>New Jersey <<<
That has been taught in history classes for a few years now in california
Methinks one more smoke and I attempt the sleep thing. Not so much because my brain is tired, but more so because my eyeballs actually feel as if they have been dipped in kerosene and set ablaze.
healthyparanoid said:
Insomniacs are the new smokers (?) - although there still are the same amount of smokers, however its cooler now not to sleep than it is to sleep - as it is/was to smoke over not smoke -
uhh, through that babble - we are cool cause we don't sleep;
the thing i love about late night is Nick at Nite
Gah.
Stop reminding me of all the cigarettes I used to smoke when I was awake at this hour.
DancehallDreamer said:
AND my media player won't work so I can't even listen to music! I'm tellin ya, the whole world is against me!
On the plus side, I totally just beat some ass at spades online.
Oh now that would really be the last straw for me!!!
healthyparanoid said:
Insomniacs are the new smokers (?) - although there still are the same amount of smokers, however its cooler now not to sleep than it is to sleep - as it is/was to smoke over not smoke -
uhh, through that babble - we are cool cause we don't sleep;
the thing i love about late night is Nick at Nite
Gah.
Stop reminding me of all the cigarettes I used to smoke when I was awake at this hour.
Now I'm just an insomniac, without any cigs.
here's some gum.... i just had my smoke a few moments ago - i'm sorry you quit - you're just not as cool as us smoking insomniacs
Let's all go to a diner. We can eat french toast and drink coffee with the waitresses and truck drivers.
Ooooo that sounds fun. I have to chain smoke, though, cause I am a filthy lung scarring addict.
Years from now, I'll tuck my kids into bed. They'll squeeze their teddy bears and their eyes will slowly close as I tell them stories of the good old days, when you could still smoke in public places.
>>>New Jersey <<<
That has been taught in history classes for a few years now in california
Your state should be mentoring us then. Don't let the fact that we're on opposite coasts prevent you from being the Ellis Redding to our Andy Dufrane.
Actually, I decided to quit a little before the whole ban in public places thing happened. Kind of worked out in my favor. Except, now, everytime I tell someone they can't smoke in my car, they give me a "you're one of them" glare.
onceforyes said:
Actually, I decided to quit a little before the whole ban in public places thing happened. Kind of worked out in my favor. Except, now, everytime I tell someone they can't smoke in my car, they give me a "you're one of them" glare.
"Nope, you're wrong. It's you that's one of them."
onceforyes said:
Actually, I decided to quit a little before the whole ban in public places thing happened. Kind of worked out in my favor. Except, now, everytime I tell someone they can't smoke in my car, they give me a "you're one of them" glare.
"Nope, you're wrong. It's you that's one of them."
"No, I meant, you can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull."
healthyparanoid said:
Insomniacs are the new smokers (?) - although there still are the same amount of smokers, however its cooler now not to sleep than it is to sleep - as it is/was to smoke over not smoke -
uhh, through that babble - we are cool cause we don't sleep;
the thing i love about late night is Nick at Nite
Gah.
Stop reminding me of all the cigarettes I used to smoke when I was awake at this hour.
Now I'm just an insomniac, without any cigs.
here's some gum.... i just had my smoke a few moments ago - i'm sorry you quit - you're just not as cool as us smoking insomniacs
I know. I've lost all my hazy mystique. AND my trademark move to draw attention to my hot hot lipses.
healthyparanoid said:
Insomniacs are the new smokers (?) - although there still are the same amount of smokers, however its cooler now not to sleep than it is to sleep - as it is/was to smoke over not smoke -
uhh, through that babble - we are cool cause we don't sleep;
the thing i love about late night is Nick at Nite
Gah.
Stop reminding me of all the cigarettes I used to smoke when I was awake at this hour.
Now I'm just an insomniac, without any cigs.
here's some gum.... i just had my smoke a few moments ago - i'm sorry you quit - you're just not as cool as us smoking insomniacs
I know. I've lost all my hazy mystique. AND my trademark move to draw attention to my hot hot lipses.
*sigh*
lol
meh, your lips are fine -
you're sadly just not as cool
RudieCantFail
Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006
JUL 20, 2006 01:48 AM