NEWS: Jessica Simpson Faces Questions Regarding Morality, Responds by Fellating Ice Cream Cone

I am now entirely convinced that Jessica Simpson gives the worst head on the planet.

i fucking hate her parents

Watching that video was like getting sea sick..holy crap. And yeah, I think she needs to tell Mom and Dad to back up. Good God the girl was married and now divorced, if thats not an indication to cut the apron strings I dont know what is.

this chick is two years OLDER than me... i'm so confused.

She can lick me any day. Her or her sister. Mmmm Hmmmm.

Holy God.
It really makes her look like she's never performed fellatio in her life.
Think about it. Doesn't it remind you of a 13 year old practicing french kissing on the back of her hand?
I never in my life have seen that "technique" actually employed.
The funny thing is, it's just like I imagined it.

her father is fucking weird...he was on a radio show talking about her boobs in a very non-clinical and non-parental unit type way

uh...yeah...if that's the way she gives a blow job...you wonder why she is single again and nick was such an asshole on the show....both of these people are the worst entertainers i have ever seen...

I think that's just the way she eats ice cream. On a side note does anyone find if creapy that her dad's ok with her posing all sexy and her mom's against it? The same dad who said virginity was the most precious gift a woman can give to her husband. The same dad who made her wear a promis ring as in to promise to not have sex wwith anyone until she's married. Fucking weirdo. Meanwhile it looks like they let Ashley run free.

She just had to promise not to have sex with anyone but him.

Ok... I really don't want my cock in her mouth

Oh my, she's turning into Farrah Fawcett.

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I think I threw up into my mouth a little. And she should have that clip mounted onto her tombstone for 24-7 rotation. I'm sure they can do that kind of thing nowadays.