Jessica Simpsons meddling mother declared her intention to put an end to her daughters risqué photo shoots. This week, Meddling Mom prohibited Jessica from posing on a bed while some dude stood nearby with his pants unbuttoned. Meddling Mom freaked at the suggestion that her daughter may have been fucking some dude. On a bed, no less!

Tina demanded the male model keep his trousers on, shouting "Time out! Hold it. Nope, this isn't going to work." Simpson's manager-dad Joe allegedly disagreed with his wife's assessment, but his confidence was ignored.

A source tells OK! magazine, "Tina dug in her heels and said there was no way she'd allow Jess to appear in the layout the way it was designed. She said the pose was too risqué and made Jessica look slutty. Joe was perplexed." Tina reassured him, saying "Trust me, I'm her mother. This isn't the image we want."

Where was Tina Simpson when Jessica was aggressively fellating an ice cream cone on the set of her new video, A Public Affair?

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

JUL 19, 2006 09:22 PM

That ice cream cone scene was disturbing on many levels.

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE

December 2004

JUL 19, 2006 09:36 PM

Her pose on the bed made her look slutty???? And everything else she has done in her career hasn't?

Etcee

Grandville, MI

October 2004

JUL 19, 2006 09:54 PM

that's a fairly violent looking blowjob

photoline

Edmonton, AB

January 2005

JUL 19, 2006 09:56 PM

A penis is not a chewtoy!

Necia

San Francisco, CA

August 2005

JUL 19, 2006 10:40 PM

"Trust me, I'm her mother. This isn't the image we want."

Agreed. Entirely. Good call, Mom.

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Praetor_Marius

Astoria, NY

July 2006

JUL 19, 2006 10:49 PM

I will continue to imagine that Jessica Simpson gives amazing head, despite the evidence presented in this video.

Mineux

HOPEFUL

Torrance, CA

JUL 19, 2006 11:24 PM

"apparently thats what boys like, so thats what i do"

moron... and she should stick to pussy with that kind of mess making

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 19, 2006 11:42 PM

Wasn't Jessica Simpson originally a Xtian Rock singer?

AndrewB

Victoria, BC

August 2003

JUL 20, 2006 12:04 AM

Isn't she a little old to have her mommy telling her what to do?

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

JUL 20, 2006 12:08 AM

AndrewB said:
Isn't she a little old to have her mommy telling her what to do?

Well it's a bit like the mentally handicapped; her parents still have legal custody of her because she lacks the mental capacity to care for herself.

I apologize in advance to any mentally handicapped individuals who took offense at having Jessica Simpson compared to them.

NYHCx516

Madison, WI

September 2002

JUL 20, 2006 04:04 AM

i just cant stand her. in any capacity.

legman

Portland, OR

February 2006

JUL 20, 2006 06:18 AM

Roethke said:
Wasn't Jessica Simpson originally a Xtian Rock singer?

yup!

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY

February 2003

JUL 20, 2006 06:59 AM

where is this ice cream video you all speak of

Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

JUL 20, 2006 09:04 AM

someone should file a class action suit on behalf of ice cream everywhere.