WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?

i will be your best friend ever. i mean, put this drunk me on your friends list and i'll send you a check for $40 (checks will be written on a gum wrapper and dated for the year 2093).
HAHAHHAA but seriously i'll listen to you when you whine about how you cant handle your boring normal life and i'll make you some omlettes with 14 types of cheese. and i'll dress your dog like a cowboy and put a saddle on him and ride him to the store to buy some BEER and we can drink the beer and have FUNTIMES.

@_@

I'll be your friend, you want me to put you on my buddy list thingy... only if we dress my dog up as a cowgirl and we can't ride her...Don't think you can ride a pug.

...DONE

I can't stand to see a person beg so OK OK. You are now my friend. So "Pal", hows it going?

the weird thing is is that i was so drunk when i was writing this. i'm no lush but i was over my pal's house and he had some jd and strohs and the rest is history. embarassing history.

i was already your friend before you posted this. that makes me your BEST FRIEND. that makes us "old school homies" and whatnot.

you can be my victim....i guess that would make us buddies until i run my chainsaw through your cerebral cortex

oh...no thanks...just friends is fine...

oh how JD and the internet DON'T mix, i once got drunk and asked some 1 to marry me on the net lol, AOL and JD don't mix either.

[Edited on Jul 06, 2002 by smashed]