today I saw......

Today I saw the goodyear blimp,
it said OLIVIA'S A PIMP

HAHAHA

I saw a turtle.

today I saw a lady who no longer has the ability to swallow due to a be given the wrong medication in the emergency room even though she told them not to. She now eats through a tube in her stomach.

today I saw a family of 3 people confirm there reservations at pizza hut.

Today I walked outside my office for a smoke and saw a guy pissing on the side of the building. He wasn't a bum OR drunk, at least he didn't look either way.

Today i saw my grandmother for the first time in a month

today i saw a bee fly in through my truck's window and hit me on the neck at 70mph... it was stunned, and fell into my lap... being deathly allergic to bee stings, i immediately pulled over to the side of the road and flipped it out.

Today I saw my kittens chasing eachothers tails.

i took my turte for a walk. he tried to climb a tree. it didnt work. then my newt tried to eat him.

today i watched a girl trying to get people to register to vote and a lot of them said they don't vote

a cancer SURVIVOR. rock-and-fuckin'-roll

i gotta say it was a good day.

my best friend had cancer in high school. i saw her today too.

You mean he didn't look both ways before peeing?!?!

I laughed, I'm sorry. I just imagined Martin Short in that movie where he gets stung while he's in a plane and starts to blow up like a balloon. Then I imagined what I look like when I find a bug near me and I freak out screaming at high pitches...you get the picture.

A homeless man who wanted to buy a salad......

This guy knock down a bunch of CDs at the Virgin Megastore, while trying to be stealthy.

[Edited on Jul 01, 2004 by PresidentNumber2]

A guy wearing chaps and cowboys boot with spurs. That guy was too cool for school.

A guy in Denny's at 3 am who did nothing but complain. At first he bitched that his fries were too cold so the waitress brought him brand new ones. Then he bitched that they were too hot and that he thought they were the same ones as before and that they just warmed them up. It was all quite comical.

Today I saw the sun come up cause I've been working all night.
(yawn)

today I saw my dog from when I was a kid one last time before he was put to sleep.

I also saw Martin Lawrence stoned out of his mind.

Today I saw my phone signalling that my grandfather had called me, even though he's been dead for four months!

Today I saw Toby Mcguire rock it in Spiderman2

today i saw my blood fill a tube from a little needle in my arm. i couldn't believe how pretty dark red it was. the nurse was cute.



-pb

Today (well it is 6:49 am, so yesterday) I saw a homeless man who offered to give me his shirt (even though he said it was his only one) after I complimented him on it.