Dear N00Bs: the bigger better n00b thread

and to make this more appealing, every n00b who replies to this get's a free cyber cookie! chocolate chip too

I like cookies

funny that you mention COOKIE MONSTER! he ate all the cookies blame him!!! that feind......

normally I'd be mad at nixon but I looked at the pic for 10 minutes beforeI saw cookie monster

oh, and rightfully so! he looks much better on you, and now he's not stealin cookies no more

i come from the east, reside in the west. traveled to the far west from the west. trekked north then back west again. from west i went east, east back west. gone south a time or two, only to end up back north. now i reside in the west again, but ive been east, south, north, and west.


ive been around

I'm kinda new. Trying to meet everyone.
Goddamn, Nixon...watching Sesame Street will never be the same.

Here's my pic:



Curi.

I'm new, I'm from Brisbane Australia. I'm wharfie, or a docker or a stevadore basically I tie up ships and unload cargo. Glamarous!

I'm a political activcist, I volunteer for amnesty international, and I play in some going nowhere bands. I've been with my girlfriend for four years and she kicks arse, I like to smoke pot and break out into spontaneous diatribes about why the world and my country are so fucked. THat said Im not a pessimist, I think communication and solidarity with other people is what drives our existence and that when left to our own devices people are generally good natured.

There is a brief hopefully not too egocentric introduction, which has been edited to make me seem far more charismatic, witty, and intelligent than I actually am.

Peace.

Chop.

I'm not a NOOB can I get a cookie anyway?

'C' is for CRIMENY that's oddly alluring...
that's good enough for me.

cookie monster ate all the cookies..... i have some stale pringles if you want those......

i'm so new it's as if i was just born.....3 months ago. yep. sure am new. i was just at a bar, ran out of money, but i owned the pool table for about two hours, that was neat. i haven't played in so long. it felt good. i had fun, so that was cool. umm.......i like tacos...and...uh..other stuff too. hmmm...here's a pic.

come on n00bs, ya at least gotta tell us about urselves.....

I'd give you some kind of introduction but I'm listening to coil and aphex twin right now and it's kinda twisting my brain ..so how about I just give you something that's supposed to be worth a thousand words

I guess I'm a noob, so here we go. I go to Santa Clara University, um, studying english and philosophy. I like long walks on the bitch and.... wait a second! I'm not donating sperm here, man i sound lame. starting over: *cough* I'm a gentleman and a scholar, with powers combining the ruthlessness of the Marquis de Sade with the quiet thoughfulness of Henry David Thoreau. I restore cars with a buddy of mine, we're working on my 71' Dart, his 63' Nova, a 68' Camaro, and our new baby, a 35' Ford Sedan Delivery. I write alot, I learn more every day but mostly I just discover how little i really know. I just found out I'm gonna be the poetry editor of the review here next year, so I'm pumped for that. I joined SG because it reminds me that there are women out there that are inspired and interesting, but then i realized that I've actually stumbled upon a huuuge community of really fucking interesting people. Speaking of which, I'm really interested in trying to start some sort of SG thing where users can publish and critique member writing/art/music online, so I'm thinking about writing up a proposal for an SG multimedia online publication/forum. Let me know if that sounds cool at all. Anyhow, I wish I had more time to do the things I want, but when i finally get around to my free time I really just wanna loaf. I've been down lately but i've been doing better, had three people die since christmas suicide/od/car accident and that breaks my heart. Too many people leave too soon. Also i recently lost the girl i loved and then found out she was boffing the one fucking guy i know at her school grrrr!!! He stole my 3 row belt like 6 years ago, that bastard! But on a lighter note, i went to go buy new plugs and a smaller lip ring today but the place was closed, so i went to savers and found an Iron Maiden shirt that makes me smile like woah! hahah, anyhow, hows that for info about me suckas!



this is a picture of me at my sisters wedding, looking cheesy.

edited to fix the image
[Edited on Mar 03, 2004 by nowhitebelts]

[Edited on Mar 03, 2004 by nowhitebelts]

no pic so much for the cookie. I could scan my butt if you like?

All i wanted was a Pepsi.

That's too cute...

I'm not new. I'm just bored. Here's a random poem:

Suicidegirls are pretty I hear
How dare you say they're wrong
Shiny pearls for you my dear
Now take off that damn thong!

Thank you, I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal.

ok well ive actually been around for a while, but ive been trying to find a way to get a little more active in the community and i guess this is my perfect chance.. im a member because of everyone here. most of them are just great people whom i would feel comfortable around in person. well except for the post nazis who seem to just search through posts to find something to rip apart for no real good reason. and by the way i knew the cookie monster was always my favorite for something..