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NeNe

NeNe

Glendora, CA
December 2006

JUN 17, 2011 02:30 AM

thefreak said:


A virgin! Someone get the red lipstick!

Oh, wait. wrong virgin. Nothing to see here. Move along. Welcome to the site. Your fruit basket shall arrive shortly.



Hahaha Freak, I knew there was a reason why I love you. biggrin

mindtripprints

mindtripprints

Concord, NC
June 2011

JUN 17, 2011 06:21 PM

Iron_Lion said:
Hey! Another NC member. Welcome smile



Thanks for the welcome, neighbor.

Jmdelaney

Jmdelaney

Overland Park, KS
June 2011

JUN 18, 2011 05:45 PM

I was new as of a few hours ago, still learning the ropes, from KS but currently in Africa for a year

CandidSmile

CandidSmile

Sacramento, CA
June 2011

JUN 20, 2011 07:43 PM

I'm new, so far it seems pretty cool, not just a place to come look at pictures

SkinSinge

SkinSinge

Angier, NC
June 2011

JUN 25, 2011 09:26 AM

Just joined up a few days ago as well. Only a few hours down the road from you.

MiAmor

MiAmor

USA
June 2011

JUN 26, 2011 09:56 PM

New to site as well.

Do u know if Dr. Pepper will work just as well as Pepsi? Better not take any chances. biggrin

easy2cy

easy2cy

Seattle, WA
September 2006

JUN 27, 2011 07:51 PM

I prefer Mountain Dew for those extreme situations.

xM0ng0xManiax

xM0ng0xManiax

Apex, NC
August 2011

AUG 16, 2011 09:25 PM

From NC, up around Raleigh. I'm also new here, so for those who messed up or missed out on the SG virginity jokes, I'm your second chance tongue

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I'm allergic to latex...




SPOILERS! (Click to view)

And I don't like lube...


MutantBaby1

MutantBaby1

I'm lost
March 2009

AUG 16, 2011 10:16 PM

I know I'm 2 months late but fuck it, WELCOME TO SG! ARRR!!!

houndemw

houndemw

USA
August 2011

AUG 17, 2011 10:05 PM

Mantis said:

Keith said:
My cousin says you can't get pregnant on your first time, so that means we can go bareback, right? oink



Just shake up a bottle of Pepsi and stick it in. That kills the sperm. Trust.



Thanks for the advice! pepsi is way cheaper than condoms. can i use RC Cola?

TheSpiteHaus

TheSpiteHaus

Columbus, OH
June 2011

AUG 22, 2011 10:16 AM

No, using RC Cola will result in triplets.

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

AUG 22, 2011 10:52 PM

TheSpiteHaus said:
No, using RC Cola will result in triplets.



This goes a long way towards explaining some trailer parks I've been to.

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