things to do in vegas when you're dead?

i am Heading back to city of sin may 18-21 ( i say returning cause this is my first trip since gettin out of a relationship) and I am looking for shit to do and see from my new single perspective. bringing my tax return (BIG) so money or a prudish girlfriend is not an issue this time.

any suggestions

1. Hookers
2. Blow

Go-Karts. Northwest side of town. I'm totally serious; doing Go-Karts was my favorite thing to do in Vegas.

There is a sweet little Italian bakery about a mile west of the UNLV campus, on the same block as a Walgreens and a Burlington Coat Factory. They have good cookies.

Get buried, cremated, or donated to science?

Sell yourself to a necrophiliac.

Get a guest spot on CSI.

Fight depression or ED, or whatever else you need to talk to your doctor about.

go karts do sound like some child like fun and i will look for that italian resteraunt.

WTF - what happened to all the blow in Vegas?

Fly me in. I'm a good time.

Count cards, win big then hire 30 hookers.

Hott curry you are welcome to come the room is already paid for. and I do know how to count cards (went all nerdy about it after seeing Rainman) but now i am sure there's an app for that.

Might be east instead of west. I can't remember. I just know that UNLV is between the modern strip and the bakery. Plus, you get to drive past the Liberace museum.

no, get shot out of a cannon!

Like I said, science!

While you're there, ask Liberace if he has any ideas on what to do while dead.

Blame Arizona's new immigration laws.

I highly reccommend a visit to the tank at CCDC, tres populaire with the locals! However you must arrive unfashionably early if you wish to claim the roll of TP for a pillow.

You can only do things in Denver when you're dead.

If UNLV and the Liberace Museum is between it and the strip, then it's east. The Liberace Museum is on Eastern and Tropicana, IIRC, while UNLV is on the Maryland Parkway/Tropicana intersection. The strip runs diagonally through the city, and UNLV takes up the bottom part of the triangle that forms Las Vegas Boulevard, Maryland Parkway, and Trop.

Well, somebody's got a big ol' brain on them

While I can't give an exact address, the bakery is in a strip mall at the corner of E Tropicana Ave and S Eastern Ave, in the North Easter quadrant of the intersection, adjacent to the Burlington Coat Factory.

Google Maps is fun!

vouch!

Roulette... all the money on red