Lusyd said:
Oh man. I love chat roulette. I get done up all nice in a low cut shirt... and my boyfriend sts just off cam. As soon as we come across a cock we swing the camera over to him and he starts giving thumbs up, making faces or just insulting the guy on the other end. At one point the guy didn't skip.... he just asked for him to hand the girl back. To which my beared boyfriend took his 3 foot ponytail down and said "I am the girl".... epic.
Hahaha, its so funny how guys see me in my uniform and disconnect so fast lol.. I actually got a couple of college students from NJ to talk to me which it was nice.
Partner: hi
Partner: whats up
You: hello
Partner: wanna see my boobs?
You: haha.
You: you have boobs?
Partner: nice eh?
You: nice titties, sir.
You: commendable.
Partner: i thinkn so
You: so what are you doing on the 'roulette, as the kids are calling it?
Partner: is that what they say?
Partner: i don't know...its mostly pretty funny
Partner: what about you?
You: or vitamin CR
You: or the RUE
You: or the LETTE
Partner: jesus....you're on top of shit!
You: I don't know, i'm just making shit up.
Partner: sounds legit
You: I keep trying to go on
You: and running away
You: from the amount of random cock-age
You: i think this is the thrid time i've been on
Partner: there is a ton of cockage indeed
You: i don't know why
You: give people anonymity
Partner: give a dude a webcam...it'll bound to happen
You: and all they want to do is whip their genitalia out
Partner: true
You: maybe everyone secretly wants to be in porn
You: haha
Partner: i don't think thats a secret anymore
You: true, true
You: nail on the head.
You: so where are you from?
Partner: alright lady.....no boobies from you so i'm movin on!
Partner: bedtime
Partner: hi
Partner: whats up
You: hello
Partner: wanna see my boobs?
You: haha.
You: you have boobs?
Partner: nice eh?
You: nice titties, sir.
You: commendable.
Partner: i thinkn so
You: so what are you doing on the 'roulette, as the kids are calling it?
Partner: is that what they say?
Partner: i don't know...its mostly pretty funny
Partner: what about you?
You: or vitamin CR
You: or the RUE
You: or the LETTE
Partner: jesus....you're on top of shit!
You: I don't know, i'm just making shit up.
Partner: sounds legit
You: I keep trying to go on
You: and running away
You: from the amount of random cock-age
You: i think this is the thrid time i've been on
Partner: there is a ton of cockage indeed
You: i don't know why
You: give people anonymity
Partner: give a dude a webcam...it'll bound to happen
You: and all they want to do is whip their genitalia out
Partner: true
You: maybe everyone secretly wants to be in porn
You: haha
Partner: i don't think thats a secret anymore
You: true, true
You: nail on the head.
You: so where are you from?
Partner: alright lady.....no boobies from you so i'm movin on!
Partner: bedtime
I'm going to use this as an opportunity to post a great Omegle conversation I had a while back:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
You: please don't ask me to show my boobs
Stranger: ugh!
Stranger: how you know?
Stranger: jk lol
Stranger: k i wont
Stranger: how old are u?
You: are you in high school?
Stranger: yes
You: Ha, I can tell
You: I teach high schoolers
You: you're all the same
Stranger: haha
Stranger: heym
Stranger: hey*
Stranger: its our hormones
You: I meant the way you type, little one
Stranger: you type not so different?
You: Anyways, I feel pervy. Good luck distracting yourself from your painful adolescence.
Stranger: ah,i see what u mean lol
You have disconnected.
Stranger: army!
You: yup
Stranger: yer coooooool
You: thanks lol
Stranger: welcome
You: i can't see you so yeah lol
Stranger: oh
Stranger: are you mexican
You: yeah
Stranger: i dont like mexicans
Lol, i went from being cool to not being cool in like 5 seconds.
I was at a festival watching Faith No More and Mike Patton was like "everyone needs to go home and go to chatroulette.com" or something.
Anyway, in the next city, he had a computer on stage projected onto the screen and had chatroulette on whilst playing. Imagine randomly coming across Mike Patton/a Faith No More concert in Australia haha. Brilliant.
Katieesq said:
I'm going to use this as an opportunity to post a great Omegle conversation I had a while back:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
You: please don't ask me to show my boobs
Stranger: ugh!
Stranger: how you know?
Stranger: jk lol
Stranger: k i wont
Stranger: how old are u?
You: are you in high school?
Stranger: yes
You: Ha, I can tell
You: I teach high schoolers
You: you're all the same
Stranger: haha
Stranger: heym
Stranger: hey*
Stranger: its our hormones
You: I meant the way you type, little one
Stranger: you type not so different?
You: Anyways, I feel pervy. Good luck distracting yourself from your painful adolescence.
Stranger: ah,i see what u mean lol
You have disconnected.
ewwwwwwwww
Clio you just killed my dinner appetite!
That was nasty, seeing a "sleeping bag" while eating my dinner...
Haha, Clio your posts always amuse me
Suri
SUICIDEGIRL
Pennsylvania, USA
MAR 19, 2010 07:46 PM