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Suri

Suri

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

MAR 19, 2010 07:46 PM

Clio said:



oh man that guy was hot, did you ever hit that?

Clio

Clio

SUICIDEGIRL

Netherlands

MAR 20, 2010 04:00 AM

sure did haha

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

MAR 20, 2010 05:27 PM

Lusyd said:
Oh man. I love chat roulette. I get done up all nice in a low cut shirt... and my boyfriend sts just off cam. As soon as we come across a cock we swing the camera over to him and he starts giving thumbs up, making faces or just insulting the guy on the other end. At one point the guy didn't skip.... he just asked for him to hand the girl back. To which my beared boyfriend took his 3 foot ponytail down and said "I am the girl".... epic.



This just made me laugh. Hard.

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

MAR 20, 2010 05:34 PM

wingsie said:
I love Piano Improv guy! <333333 biggrin



Me too! He's hillarious biggrin

Rush

Rush

Brooklyn, NY
June 2005

MAR 21, 2010 12:09 PM

Katieesq

Katieesq

USA
June 2008

MAR 21, 2010 12:21 PM

Rush said:



Dude. That's Ben Folds.

vampiresoldier

vampiresoldier

Oakland, CA
March 2004

MAR 21, 2010 08:50 PM

Hahaha, its so funny how guys see me in my uniform and disconnect so fast lol.. I actually got a couple of college students from NJ to talk to me which it was nice.

Calamity

Calamity

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

MAR 21, 2010 09:46 PM


Partner: hi
Partner: whats up
You: hello
Partner: wanna see my boobs?
You: haha.
You: you have boobs?
Partner: nice eh?
You: nice titties, sir.
You: commendable.
Partner: i thinkn so
You: so what are you doing on the 'roulette, as the kids are calling it?
Partner: is that what they say?
Partner: i don't know...its mostly pretty funny
Partner: what about you?
You: or vitamin CR
You: or the RUE
You: or the LETTE
Partner: jesus....you're on top of shit!
You: I don't know, i'm just making shit up. wink
Partner: sounds legit
You: I keep trying to go on
You: and running away
You: from the amount of random cock-age
You: i think this is the thrid time i've been on
Partner: there is a ton of cockage indeed
You: i don't know why
You: give people anonymity
Partner: give a dude a webcam...it'll bound to happen
You: and all they want to do is whip their genitalia out
Partner: true
You: maybe everyone secretly wants to be in porn
You: haha
Partner: i don't think thats a secret anymore
You: true, true
You: nail on the head.
You: so where are you from?
Partner: alright lady.....no boobies from you so i'm movin on!
Partner: bedtime



And then:

....and I got scared and ran away.

(not to mention the 29473842 cocks).

Calamity

Calamity

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

MAR 21, 2010 09:46 PM


Partner: hi
Partner: whats up
You: hello
Partner: wanna see my boobs?
You: haha.
You: you have boobs?
Partner: nice eh?
You: nice titties, sir.
You: commendable.
Partner: i thinkn so
You: so what are you doing on the 'roulette, as the kids are calling it?
Partner: is that what they say?
Partner: i don't know...its mostly pretty funny
Partner: what about you?
You: or vitamin CR
You: or the RUE
You: or the LETTE
Partner: jesus....you're on top of shit!
You: I don't know, i'm just making shit up. wink
Partner: sounds legit
You: I keep trying to go on
You: and running away
You: from the amount of random cock-age
You: i think this is the thrid time i've been on
Partner: there is a ton of cockage indeed
You: i don't know why
You: give people anonymity
Partner: give a dude a webcam...it'll bound to happen
You: and all they want to do is whip their genitalia out
Partner: true
You: maybe everyone secretly wants to be in porn
You: haha
Partner: i don't think thats a secret anymore
You: true, true
You: nail on the head.
You: so where are you from?
Partner: alright lady.....no boobies from you so i'm movin on!
Partner: bedtime



And then:

....and I got scared and ran away.

(not to mention the 29473842 cocks).

Katieesq

Katieesq

USA
June 2008

MAR 21, 2010 11:18 PM

I'm going to use this as an opportunity to post a great Omegle conversation I had a while back:


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
You: please don't ask me to show my boobs
Stranger: ugh!
Stranger: how you know?
Stranger: jk lol
Stranger: k i wont
Stranger: how old are u?
You: are you in high school?
Stranger: yes
You: Ha, I can tell
You: I teach high schoolers
You: you're all the same
Stranger: haha
Stranger: heym
Stranger: hey*
Stranger: its our hormones
You: I meant the way you type, little one
Stranger: you type not so different?
You: Anyways, I feel pervy. Good luck distracting yourself from your painful adolescence.
Stranger: ah,i see what u mean lol
You have disconnected.

dommer1

dommer1

Canada
January 2010

MAR 21, 2010 11:20 PM

i tried it twice-
I got a lot of dudes drinking
a lot of dudes touching themselves
and some girls singing

vampiresoldier

vampiresoldier

Oakland, CA
March 2004

MAR 21, 2010 11:22 PM

zoom image

This is like the 5th person that pops up like that lol

vampiresoldier

vampiresoldier

Oakland, CA
March 2004

MAR 21, 2010 11:27 PM

Stranger: army!
You: yup
Stranger: yer coooooool
You: thanks lol
Stranger: welcome
You: i can't see you so yeah lol
Stranger: oh
Stranger: are you mexican
You: yeah
Stranger: i dont like mexicans


Lol, i went from being cool to not being cool in like 5 seconds.

vampiresoldier

vampiresoldier

Oakland, CA
March 2004

MAR 23, 2010 02:00 PM

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAR 23, 2010 02:14 PM



Oh man. That's not going to get creepy at all.

ARRR!!!

vampiresoldier

vampiresoldier

Oakland, CA
March 2004

MAR 23, 2010 02:30 PM

FreakPirate said:



Oh man. That's not going to get creepy at all.

ARRR!!!



LOL well only people that are reading this will know about it so we'll see.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAR 23, 2010 02:33 PM

vampiresoldier said:

LOL well only people that are reading this will know about it so we'll see.



Man... have you seen some of the people who hang around this place?

ARRR!!!

Clio

Clio

SUICIDEGIRL

Netherlands

MAR 23, 2010 03:26 PM

vampiresoldier said:

FreakPirate said:



Oh man. That's not going to get creepy at all.

ARRR!!!



LOL well only people that are reading this will know about it so we'll see.


nobody is in this! booo

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

MAR 23, 2010 04:02 PM

vampiresoldier said:

FreakPirate said:



Oh man. That's not going to get creepy at all.

ARRR!!!



LOL well only people that are reading this will know about it so we'll see.



You know you've just increased the chances of running into guys with their cocks our, right?

Kali

Kali

SUICIDEGIRL

Quebec, Canada

MAR 23, 2010 06:03 PM

Clio said:

vampiresoldier said:

FreakPirate said:



Oh man. That's not going to get creepy at all.

ARRR!!!



LOL well only people that are reading this will know about it so we'll see.


nobody is in this! booo



I want to.... but I'm terrified

Elettra

Elettra

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 23, 2010 06:53 PM

I was at a festival watching Faith No More and Mike Patton was like "everyone needs to go home and go to chatroulette.com" or something.

Anyway, in the next city, he had a computer on stage projected onto the screen and had chatroulette on whilst playing. Imagine randomly coming across Mike Patton/a Faith No More concert in Australia haha. Brilliant.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAR 24, 2010 01:31 PM

Clio said:

vampiresoldier said:

FreakPirate said:



Oh man. That's not going to get creepy at all.

ARRR!!!



LOL well only people that are reading this will know about it so we'll see.


nobody is in this! booo



No one was on when I looked either. Got my dick out for nothing...

ARRR!!!

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

MAR 24, 2010 06:06 PM

FreakPirate said:

No one was on when I looked either. Got my dick out for nothing...

ARRR!!!



You can put it back in the box.

Elichrusos

Elichrusos

I'm lost
October 2007

MAR 24, 2010 07:01 PM

Katieesq said:
I'm going to use this as an opportunity to post a great Omegle conversation I had a while back:


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
You: please don't ask me to show my boobs
Stranger: ugh!
Stranger: how you know?
Stranger: jk lol
Stranger: k i wont
Stranger: how old are u?
You: are you in high school?
Stranger: yes
You: Ha, I can tell
You: I teach high schoolers
You: you're all the same
Stranger: haha
Stranger: heym
Stranger: hey*
Stranger: its our hormones
You: I meant the way you type, little one
Stranger: you type not so different?
You: Anyways, I feel pervy. Good luck distracting yourself from your painful adolescence.
Stranger: ah,i see what u mean lol
You have disconnected.



Nakissa

Nakissa

SUICIDEGIRL

Czech Republic

MAR 25, 2010 07:03 PM

Clio said:
this is kiiinda what put me off about chatroulette..





ewwwwwwwww puke
Clio you just killed my dinner appetite! frown
That was nasty, seeing a "sleeping bag" while eating my dinner...
Haha, Clio your posts always amuse me biggrintongue

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