So, I've never posted a topic before

High fives all around!

The internet: where you never have to wait until you have something to say.

I think you just tweeted.

The internet can't be all kittens and porn, you know.

There is more to life?

Right, there's also piglets.

and little hedgehogs

So am I getting any high fives or what?

Fuckit, I'm drinking wine.

DigDug?

*highfive*

he's here too...

There's also film..

did someone call??

am i lame because i actually verbally "AWWWWED" at that?

i lose man points, right?

If you spit, curse, and adjust your junk afterwards you're ok.

No Nathaniel!

So, I've accidentally a topic before. Is that bad?

You've accidentally what before?

...and puppies dressed as cats

*note this WAS on TV but it made it to the internet. Still counts ...right?

I've accidentally a topic before. A whole topic.

Gross. Too much information.

But is it bad?

There's so much more to the internet. Let's get to work.





Heaven = complete.

We are done here.