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Katieesq

Katieesq

USA
June 2008

AUG 30, 2009 10:01 PM

MrCrisp said:

Evercunt said:

MrCrisp said:

atomicant said:
i think i'm getting old. it's just not as fun anymore.

good luck, i hope you snake a hand job in line for the bathrooms or something.



A hand job? Really? You are getting old.



Why? What's the new casual concert hookup? Anal? surreal



The new casual concert hookup has no name. Frankly, it is beyond the realm of your mortal imagination, and attempting to define it would shatter reality as you know it.



But yeah, it's, like, anal times five.



What's all of a sudden so subpar about hand jobs?

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

AUG 30, 2009 10:07 PM

Katieesq said:

MrCrisp said:

Evercunt said:

MrCrisp said:

atomicant said:
i think i'm getting old. it's just not as fun anymore.

good luck, i hope you snake a hand job in line for the bathrooms or something.



A hand job? Really? You are getting old.



Why? What's the new casual concert hookup? Anal? surreal



The new casual concert hookup has no name. Frankly, it is beyond the realm of your mortal imagination, and attempting to define it would shatter reality as you know it.



But yeah, it's, like, anal times five.



What's all of a sudden so subpar about hand jobs?



Hi, you want to go to a concert?

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

AUG 31, 2009 12:23 AM

Katieesq said:

What's all of a sudden so subpar about hand jobs?



there are so many other places to put a penis than a hand. and honestly, any guy you're with has been there. a lot.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

AUG 31, 2009 12:41 AM

Of course, I've had it in the ear before.

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

AUG 31, 2009 12:48 AM

lil_tuffy said:
Of course, I've had it in the ear before.



you swore you'd never tell, you hussy.

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

AUG 31, 2009 01:39 AM

lil_tuffy said:
Of course, I've had it in the ear before.



Thanks Iggy.

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

AUG 31, 2009 02:33 AM

Hunkpapa said:

Mark_plus_Beer said:
I can wear a dress, although driving here could be abit of a bugger for you.


stonystoner said:
the dress would be a plus and im afraid i dont have enough gas but if i did Id definatly come out there to pick ya up lol

I think you're in there.



score
love

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

AUG 31, 2009 03:33 AM

Katieesq said:

MrCrisp said:

Evercunt said:

MrCrisp said:

atomicant said:
i think i'm getting old. it's just not as fun anymore.

good luck, i hope you snake a hand job in line for the bathrooms or something.



A hand job? Really? You are getting old.



Why? What's the new casual concert hookup? Anal? surreal



The new casual concert hookup has no name. Frankly, it is beyond the realm of your mortal imagination, and attempting to define it would shatter reality as you know it.



But yeah, it's, like, anal times five.



What's all of a sudden so subpar about hand jobs?



Hand jobs are pretty swell when they're done with the mouth.

Katieesq

Katieesq

USA
June 2008

AUG 31, 2009 07:52 AM

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

What's all of a sudden so subpar about hand jobs?



there are so many other places to put a penis than a hand. and honestly, any guy you're with has been there. a lot.



Your penis has clearly never been in my hand.

hor

hor

USA
June 2005

AUG 31, 2009 09:01 AM


Uhh, what the hell is a hand job?

Lucifer69133

Lucifer69133

I'm lost
February 2009

AUG 31, 2009 09:06 AM

hor said:

Uhh, what the hell is a hand job?



It's a job that you do with your hands. Obviously.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

AUG 31, 2009 09:36 AM

Katieesq said:

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

What's all of a sudden so subpar about hand jobs?



there are so many other places to put a penis than a hand. and honestly, any guy you're with has been there. a lot.



Your penis has clearly never been in my hand.



She has a point.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

AUG 31, 2009 10:17 AM

Lucifer69133 said:

hor said:

Uhh, what the hell is a hand job?



It's a job that you do with your hands. Obviously.



I hope it's not administered by a semi-workaholic.

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

AUG 31, 2009 11:16 AM

Katieesq said:

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

What's all of a sudden so subpar about hand jobs?



there are so many other places to put a penis than a hand. and honestly, any guy you're with has been there. a lot.



Your penis has clearly never been in my hand.



hey, i've had decades of experience with mine. you really think you can top that?

i mean, i'm up for the challenge, but i'm putting my money in my own hands...

Rush

Rush

Brooklyn, NY
June 2005

SEP 01, 2009 12:39 PM

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

What's all of a sudden so subpar about hand jobs?



there are so many other places to put a penis than a hand. and honestly, any guy you're with has been there. a lot.



Your penis has clearly never been in my hand.



hey, i've had decades of experience with mine. you really think you can top that?

i mean, i'm up for the challenge, but i'm putting my money in my own hands...



Is that better than putting your money where your mouth is?

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

SEP 01, 2009 03:18 PM

Rush said:

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

What's all of a sudden so subpar about hand jobs?



there are so many other places to put a penis than a hand. and honestly, any guy you're with has been there. a lot.



Your penis has clearly never been in my hand.



hey, i've had decades of experience with mine. you really think you can top that?

i mean, i'm up for the challenge, but i'm putting my money in my own hands...



Is that better than putting your money where your mouth is?



that's a whole different game right there, because my mouth doesn't normally go near penises.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

SEP 01, 2009 09:02 PM

atomicant said:

Rush said:

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

What's all of a sudden so subpar about hand jobs?



there are so many other places to put a penis than a hand. and honestly, any guy you're with has been there. a lot.



Your penis has clearly never been in my hand.



hey, i've had decades of experience with mine. you really think you can top that?

i mean, i'm up for the challenge, but i'm putting my money in my own hands...



Is that better than putting your money where your mouth is?



that's a whole different game right there, because my mouth doesn't normally go near penises.



Well looks like you're not going to see Hatebreed in Scranton then......snob

Katieesq

Katieesq

USA
June 2008

SEP 01, 2009 10:07 PM

I love this thread like woah.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

SEP 01, 2009 10:44 PM

atomicant said:

that's a whole different game right there, because my mouth doesn't normally go near penises.



I feel so special. blush

ARRR!!!

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

SEP 01, 2009 11:10 PM

Katieesq said:
I love this thread like woah.



wait until you have my penis in your general area.

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

SEP 02, 2009 12:10 AM

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

What's all of a sudden so subpar about hand jobs?



there are so many other places to put a penis than a hand. and honestly, any guy you're with has been there. a lot.



Your penis has clearly never been in my hand.



hey, i've had decades of experience with mine. you really think you can top that?

i mean, i'm up for the challenge, but i'm putting my money in my own hands...



Dude. Seriously. It's a different thing entirely. Have you never had one? surreal

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

SEP 02, 2009 12:36 AM

bean said:
Dude. Seriously. It's a different thing entirely. Have you never had one? surreal



are you asking me if i've ever had a hand job? i was raised catholic. of course i've had hand jobs. dozens upon dozens of them. and all but a shining few have been mediocre at best, painful and uncomfortable for the majority.

sorry, just not a fan of the hand job.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

SEP 02, 2009 03:25 AM

atomicant said:

bean said:
Dude. Seriously. It's a different thing entirely. Have you never had one? surreal



are you asking me if i've ever had a hand job? i was raised catholic. of course i've had hand jobs. dozens upon dozens of them. and all but a shining few have been mediocre at best, painful and uncomfortable for the majority.

sorry, just not a fan of the hand job.



You've never had one, have you?

Invisible_Man

Invisible_Man

I'm lost
May 2009

SEP 02, 2009 03:44 AM

I learned tonight that women of good upstanding now refer to HJs and BJs as Hand-Jays and Blow-Jays so they sound French and sophisticated.

They probably aren't Hatebreed fans, however.

Katieesq

Katieesq

USA
June 2008

SEP 02, 2009 07:11 AM

bean said:

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

atomicant said:

Katieesq said:

What's all of a sudden so subpar about hand jobs?



there are so many other places to put a penis than a hand. and honestly, any guy you're with has been there. a lot.



Your penis has clearly never been in my hand.



hey, i've had decades of experience with mine. you really think you can top that?

i mean, i'm up for the challenge, but i'm putting my money in my own hands...



Dude. Seriously. It's a different thing entirely. Have you never had one? surreal



I think he's asking if I've ever had a hand job, actually. And, well, no. No I have not.

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