Guy needs girl

Ya know, like one of those cheesy but strangely needed romance stories? Im just a guy looking to meet up with cool girls. oh, did I mention I own a Nikon D60 VR HD with stands and lights? That'd be true. So, Oklahoma city?.. within half an hour drive? gimme a shout!



Solitaryknite

Oh. Oh, no. No, no, no . . . this is going to end in tears. And possibly kittens.

Can we please, please, please, please, please, fucking PLEASE, rename this board so this stuff doesn't happen any more?

Perhaps "Events"?

Oooh "strangely". I thought it said "strangley".

No wai.
You love 'this stuff'. It's like the high light of your day.
I bet you start dripping Precum, just thinking about what you'll type next.

Not really. I usually miss them and only find them after the lock

So, you are trying to lure girls to your pad by saying you have a camera?

Dude, you really should check out Craig's List some time for your local area. I am sure you have way more competition of other "guys with cams" than you can imagine.

Maybe go easier on the sleaze.

I have a camera in my phone. I can take pictures. Girlz, show me your BEWBS!

Oh yeah? Well I have a phone in my camera so when I take naked pics of girls, I can fwd them to all of my buddies.

Dude, hook me up!

I have a tee one, for superfast streaming of all the porn we'll shoot together. We can prove our love to the world!
Romance!
Laydeez!

If that doesn't get a woman to drop her panties, nothing will.


Except perhaps a request of . . .

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

EPIC FISTING!!!

Clearly we'll need someone to record audio.

Anyone have a Mr. Microphone?

Yo dawg, I heard you like cameras; so I put a camera in yo camera so you can snap pics while you snap pics.

Wait, someone said kittens right?



Because I Love this one.

Have lube. Will travel.

Sexah.

Fixed. Now enjoy the onslaught of ladybits. You're welcome.

You should write this up, it'd make a great movie.

You should stand on the corner with a sign that says that.

Also, I love your selling point: I own a Nikon D60 VR HD with stands and lights. Awesome. You'll be swimmin' in bitches in no time; or, as we say in Baltimore: I don't know what's going to happen, but I promise it'll be ignorant!

I'm not impressed by the size of a man's camera - it's how he uses it that matters.