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Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

AUG 18, 2009 08:59 PM

DevilsReject said:
this thread needs moar fisting.



Hey noobies, can I fist you?

blaineb693

blaineb693

Sahuarita, AZ
July 2009

AUG 18, 2009 09:18 PM

Why did I not think of this? I'm new here too and I like the site a lot. From what I have read there hasn't been too much filleting around the site, but Im still finding my way around, overall though everyone here seems pretty cool. So welcome.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

AUG 19, 2009 04:19 PM

im happy to cut you to pieces, but i won't eat you, im a vegetarian.

so, yo.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

AUG 19, 2009 04:29 PM

sitar said:
im happy to cut you to pieces, but i won't eat you, im a vegetarian.

so, yo.



Don't worry. This one is soy.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 19, 2009 04:43 PM

wacksteven said:
Hiya, I'm new to the site. I figure it's better to get flamed quickly and get it over with, so I thought I'd say hello to everyone. I'm really liking the site so far, especially the girls and the cursory glance at the groups I've taken seems to have a lot of stuff I like.

Hoping to have a lot of fun here. Flame away.



You don't get killed until your first thread about shaving pubic hair......or not masturbating to the sets because you respect the girls too much.

El_Bandito

El_Bandito

Hialeah, FL
April 2005

AUG 19, 2009 04:46 PM

Coyotemike said:

sitar said:
im happy to cut you to pieces, but i won't eat you, im a vegetarian.

so, yo.



Don't worry. This one is soy.



*spits back on the table* healthy nOOB crap

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

AUG 19, 2009 08:20 PM

El_Jorge said:

Coyotemike said:

sitar said:
im happy to cut you to pieces, but i won't eat you, im a vegetarian.

so, yo.



Don't worry. This one is soy.



*spits back on the table* healthy nOOB crap



just wash it down with some bacon infused vodka n00b.

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

AUG 19, 2009 08:30 PM

I like my duckface poached whole, not filleted.

wacksteven

wacksteven

Mahopac, NY
August 2009

AUG 20, 2009 06:21 AM

Cash said:
You don't get killed until your first thread about shaving pubic hair......or not masturbating to the sets because you respect the girls too much.



Hahaha. I'd be too tempted to make a lightning bolt down there. And I masturbate to the pics BECAUSE I respect the girls too much not to. tongue

Scotty

Scotty

SUICIDEGIRL

Australia

AUG 20, 2009 10:04 PM

Noobs are awesome. They are the future!

Valkyrie

Valkyrie

Australia
March 2007

AUG 28, 2009 10:12 PM

Tomverge

Tomverge

United Kingdom
September 2009

SEP 11, 2009 01:18 PM

Fresh SG noob right here.
Only joined today so I'm still supple and squishy

Tritone

Tritone

Saint Paul, MN
May 2004

SEP 11, 2009 01:48 PM

Are we really going to allow ourselves to be manipulated by reverse psychology? If a noob says "flame me", we should flame him* harder. Has SG lost it's xenophobic edginess? Sinking ship!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
*Protocol for new women is to flirt shamelessly until proven crazy (a delightfully subjective standard).

Anarchie_Mod

Anarchie_Mod

MODERATOR

United Kingdom

SEP 11, 2009 03:03 PM

Tomverge said:
Fresh SG noob right here.
Only joined today so I'm still supple and squishy



Ew. Squishy!

Tomverge

Tomverge

United Kingdom
September 2009

SEP 11, 2009 03:38 PM

Anarchie_Mod said:

Tomverge said:
Fresh SG noob right here.
Only joined today so I'm still supple and squishy



Ew. Squishy!



Mold me in your image!

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

SEP 11, 2009 03:55 PM

Tomverge said:
Fresh SG noob right here.
Only joined today so I'm still supple and squishy



I'll set up the barbeque, you guys shove the stick up the noob's ass and put him on the spit.

Mr_Matt_

Mr_Matt_

Pompano Beach, FL
July 2005

SEP 11, 2009 04:01 PM

Coyotemike said:

Tomverge said:
Fresh SG noob right here.
Only joined today so I'm still supple and squishy



I'll set up the barbeque, you guys shove the stick up the noob's ass and put him on the spit.



Fuck that. I'm outta here.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

SEP 11, 2009 04:04 PM

Mr_Matt_ said:

Coyotemike said:

Tomverge said:
Fresh SG noob right here.
Only joined today so I'm still supple and squishy



I'll set up the barbeque, you guys shove the stick up the noob's ass and put him on the spit.



Fuck that. I'm outta here.



Damn vegitarians

Katieesq

Katieesq

USA
June 2008

SEP 11, 2009 04:19 PM

You guys need to get jobs.

NotoriousCAT

NotoriousCAT

Atlanta, GA
January 2004

SEP 11, 2009 06:42 PM

fuck filet.
i am holding out for the Lobster Nooberg.

cause i am classy like that. wink

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

SEP 11, 2009 06:44 PM

NotoriousCAT said:
fuck filet.
i am holding out for the Lobster Nooberg.

cause i am classy like that. wink



we'll cook that up with the next noob from Bah-ston.

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

SEP 11, 2009 07:47 PM

All n00bs remember this!

zoom image


And I like my n00bs grilled with spices. Medium Rare.. and tenderized

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

SEP 11, 2009 07:51 PM

AlienSheep said:
All n00bs remember this!



And I like my n00bs grilled with spices. Medium Rare.. and tenderized



Shut it, n00b.

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

SEP 11, 2009 08:33 PM

mad

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