Dear Sweden,

I know you've got a reputation to live up to, but we haven't even met yet. Don't misunderstand, I'm all in favor, but it just seems a little over the top.

In a letter titled "Fun in Stockholm!", you said,

Hej baudot!

I noticed that you are coming to stay with us, great choice! Do you have plans for what to do in Stockholm while you are here? I have a suggestion!

THURSDAY: The Guided Bike Picnic

On Thursday morning Im planning to take some guests for a bike tour around the city for a couple of hours, on our new ultra cool green bikes!

We will follow the shores of Stockholm, where people live on their boats, to places that the locals love but the tourists seldom find. If the weather is right I would bring my swim suit, since we will be passing some great spots for a short dip. Then we have a coffee picnic in the grass on one of my favorite islands, a little bit off the beaten track. If you want you can keep the bike two extra hours free of charge afterwards, and go exploring on you own.

The Guided Bike Picnic starts 10.00 (10 am) costs 140 SEK and includes bike hire, coffee and traditional Swedish cinnamon buns.
(Warning: Those buns are highly addictive!)

We only have ten bikes, so it's a good idea to book in advance to make sure you get to go. Reply to this e-mail and tell me the full name of all the people who want to join, and I will charge your booking with the cost.
I hope to see you in the sun, well have a great time!
Yours *****, the CBP Tour Squad

So let me see if I've got this right. You want me to join you in the park where the locals love, for a quick ride. I'm going to enjoy your buns, and after one try I won't be able to resist going back for more. You hope I'll join you, and by the way, I can pay in seks.

Have I got that right?

AceT

Portland, OR

April 2004

JUL 07, 2009 10:23 AM

Sounds like you'll be having a lot more fun than I did in Sweden.

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Dear Sweden:

baudot

Oakland, CA

February 2004

JUL 07, 2009 01:52 AM

AceT

Portland, OR

April 2004

JUL 07, 2009 10:23 AM