Do i have to get naked to make friends?

Or maybe im just a dooche?

I have a simple philosophy in life. You don't have to be naked to make new friends but it helps. joke, haha. I deleted all my friends, most anyway and just kind of float around.

Yes.

TITS or GTFO.

Also, your nickname sounds too much like
Cherry's name. You might want to change it

It's worked for me.

+1

Getting naked will get you a lot of friend requests. Being interesting will get you a lot of friends.

You already have 32 'friends' on your list...
How much more do you want? This isn't MySpace.

if you talk to people...they might get to know you and want to be friends. but if you just want 400 friends without having to interact with any of them, then yes, you need to naked.

Also, you spelled "douche" wrong.

You mean it isn't spelled DOOSH? How about DEWSCH?

quoted for truth

How to make friends in real life: Get to know people by talking to them. Join groups with people who share a common interest with you. Have conversations about shared interests. Continue talking to the people who interest you most. Make friends with those people.


Same thing applies here. You might not be a douche, but you also don't have a big sign on your profile saying "I AM THE MOST AWESOME PERSON, YOU SHOULD ALL GET TO KNOW ME" that magically makes people find your profile and want to click the Friend Request button.

how much do i have to pay staff to get that big sign on my profile? or do i have to get naked?

I keep trying to think of something insightful to say, being a non-naked woman member on SG, but it looks like you darn nekkid chicks beat me to the punch. Everything relevant has been said.

Who knew y'all had to be smart and interesting too?

^^^ gold
True fact: life is much more amusing if you imagine everything said to you over the course of a day is in Dr. Zoidberg's voice.

I'm also a non-naked woman member on SG.

I think I would have less friends if I were naked.
Heh.