Looking for my new best friend!

I heard Paris is still looking for a new BFF.

i smoke to much and drink to much to b any1s best freind but u can come over and have a smoke n some beer if u want. its wat im doing now

Lets drink till we cant feel feelings anymore!!!!!

I like your style.

Hahaha.. I love it. Simple, and straight to the point.

Tallboy66 said:

HeadyBetty said:

Tallboy66 said:
You're cute but I like "spread teh leg" in my female friends.

You killed my thread, then continued to stomp on it's lifeless body.

Sorry, maybe I'm a bit forward we can start slower.

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Tits or GTFO

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Tits or GTFO indeed.

hahahaha word

HA. I scroll down quickly after reading such and such about a new best friend and what's the first thing I see?..........


Anal lube.



I'm starting to rethink this idea. XD

I saw this and i could not stop laughing. Im actually crying right now!

Im told im a great friend and that everything i say is worth hearing. Hows that for a resume?

Maybe we can room together! We can eat nutella btr I'm not paying my half of the utilities.

hi! i seem nice at first but turn out to be crazy. i promise not to attack you with my army of squirrels.

Hey. I'll be really nice and do whatever you tell me to, then in a couple of weeks I'll awkwardly try to hit on you. When you turn me down I'll get all sullen, and then tell everybody you're a bitch.

Msg me