What the fuck is an "anal fucking dick party"? I'm new, I know you all hate new people that ask stupid questions that have been done to death on the boards, but while I've found the topic, and the thread on here, what the fuck is it? The last image I saw, showed some fucked up elefantitis thing on a fucking 3 month old baby. I mean what the fuck is this thing all about?
It sounds kinda fun and cool, and a bunch of kick ass SGs have commented on it, but what the fuck is it all about? I mean, if Olivia started the thread, it's gotta be pretty cool, and has probably been around for a while, but what the fuck is it? Are there any rules? How did that creepy image of a newborns penis get on there, and can we boot that fucker?
Rock on guys, and I am expecting the board beating of my life for this! (Kinda lookin forward to it!)

troglodyte

Victoria, BC

May 2003

DEC 09, 2003 03:38 PM

It's an in-joke that's nearly impossible to explain.

freckle

Seattle, WA

January 2003

DEC 09, 2003 03:38 PM

it's a party where people fuck other people in the anal

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

DEC 09, 2003 03:39 PM

one: the anal fucking dick party

the anal fucking dick party that can be experienced is not true;
the world that can be constructed is not real.
the anal fucking dick party manifests all that happens and may happen;
the world represents all that exists and may exist.

to experience without abstraction is to sense the world;
to experience with abstraction is to know the world.
these two experiences are indistinguishable;
their construction differs but their effect is the same.

beyond the gate of experience flows the anal fucking dick party,
which is ever greater and more subtle than the world.

six: experience

experience is a riverbed,
its source hidden, forever flowing:
its entrance, the root of the world,
the anal fucking dick party moves within it:
draw upon it; it will not run dry.

ten: harmony

embracing the anal fucking dick party, you become embraced;
breathing gently, you become newborn;
clearing your mind, you become clear;
nurturing your children, you become impartial;
opening your heart, you become accepted;
accepting the world, you embrace the anal fucking dick party.

bearing and nurturing,
creating but not owning,
giving without demanding,
this is harmony.

twenty-one: accept

harmony is only in following the anal fucking dick party.

the anal fucking dick party is without form or quality,
but expresses all forms and qualities;
the anal fucking dick party is hidden and implicate,
but expresses all of nature;
the anal fucking dick party is unchanging,
but expresses all motion.

beneath sensation and memory
the anal fucking dick party is the source of all the world.
how can I understand the source of the world?
by accepting.

forty: motion and use

the motion of the anal fucking dick party is to return;
the use of the anal fucking dick party is to accept;
all things come from the anal fucking dick party,
and the anal fucking dick party comes from nothing.

[Edited on Dec 09, 2003 by Flux]

s5

STAFF

San Francisco, CA

DEC 09, 2003 03:39 PM

it's a weird in-joke that happened because some previous member once threw a tantrum on the boards and spouted out every possible combination of swear words he could think of. "anal fucking dick party" was one such combination.

s5

STAFF

San Francisco, CA

DEC 09, 2003 03:40 PM

sorry if i ruined the mystery.

motorcitysailor

Holland, MI

November 2003

DEC 09, 2003 03:47 PM

S5: I'm catching on.

Flux: I was right, the force is strong with you! You can commune with that which most can not even comprehend! Where you at one time a student of Musashi?

friedbanana105

Antarctica

November 2003

DEC 09, 2003 03:47 PM

the first rule of the anal fucking dick party is -- you do not talk about the anal fucking... oh, never mind...

radiobastet

Portland, OR

April 2003

DEC 09, 2003 03:56 PM

There is no anal fucking dick party.

HonkeyKong

Bridgeport, CT

March 2003

DEC 09, 2003 03:59 PM

*waves hand*

these aren't the anal fucking dick parties you're looking for

googused

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2003 04:04 PM

So is there is a party with dicks that are anal fucking or a bunch of anal retentive fucking dicks? I'm confuzzled!

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

DEC 09, 2003 04:05 PM

I love the smell of anal fucking dick parties in the morning.

kennyg

Berkeley, CA

November 2003

DEC 09, 2003 04:51 PM

Flux said:
one: the anal fucking dick party

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
The anal fucking dick party!

Volkov

San Antonio, TX

OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2003 09:26 PM

whomsoever shall pull this anal fucking dick party from the stone is rightwise King born of all England!

radiobastet

Portland, OR

April 2003

DEC 09, 2003 09:29 PM

Frankly my dear, I don't give an anal fucking dick party.

This is fun!

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

DEC 09, 2003 09:34 PM

Ahem...

Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups. Sometimes I like them arty and airbrushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night. Sometimes it's girl on girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it. Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of an anal fucking dick party.

Thank you.

eScottie

Minneapolis, MN

August 2003

DEC 09, 2003 09:41 PM

unravled said:
Ahem...

Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups. Sometimes I like them arty and airbrushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night. Sometimes it's girl on girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it. Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of an anal fucking dick party.

Thank you.

ohhhhhh...unraveled says it best!

ANAL FUCKING DICK PARTY!

spikybluegirl

I'm lost

December 2002

DEC 09, 2003 09:42 PM

Did someone say Anal Fucking Dick Party?

I'm so there.

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

DEC 09, 2003 09:43 PM

"The name's Analfuckingdickparty. James Analfuckingdickparty."

"Are you analfuckingdickpartying at me?"

"The quality of an anal fucking dick party is not strained. It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven..."

"I don't wanna be Mr Analfuckingdickparty!"

Buddha

East Hartford, CT

July 2003

DEC 09, 2003 09:43 PM

s5 said:
sorry if i ruined the mystery.

next things your gonna say is that there is No santa Clause

what?

*goes and weeps*

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

DEC 09, 2003 09:44 PM

scottie said:
ohhhhhh...unraveled says it best!

Learn to love her.

purephase

Canada

November 2002

DEC 09, 2003 09:45 PM

AFDP for prez!

DickieV

Henderson, NV

February 2003

DEC 09, 2003 10:01 PM

Damn, I thought is was something about me.
Of course, I think everything is something about me.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

DEC 09, 2003 10:04 PM

Luke, I am your anal fucking dick party.

NYHCx516

Madison, WI

September 2002

DEC 09, 2003 10:05 PM

this is too fucking funny.

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