Seattle bowl

Is that happening tonight?

unfortunately, i don't know if i can make it or not...

to be honest, i don't know if its going on or not?

score... it's happening and i didn't even have to harass you guys!

ps i totally didn't say i'd see you there. drunk drunk roxy but i'll come anyways, 'cause you're cute

busy work week but I'll try next weekend if it happens

[Edited on Apr 22, 2003 by freckle]

i was going to come to trivia, but i didn't know what time, plus roxy volunteered me for bowling.

but i still want my hat!

*bump*

who's coming tomorrow?

Leilani Lanes
10201 Greenwood Ave North
9 pm

i'm comming!

and i'll bring my 'demon clevage'

I just might make it out tomorrow night, if some of y'all feel like staying out a bit late... class don't get out until ten, so I'm thinking sometime between 10:30 and 11:00. Y'all gonna be there?

Hey.. Seattle. I'm going to be in town this week for some business-like functions, then I have some nights free. Anything happening Wednesday, Thursday or Friday night? I don't know what days for sure I'll be up there, but I'd love to hang if something is going on.

I applied to the Seattle group to read what's there as well...

Thanks,

Whipped Cream

"Mr. Diamond" may make an appearance, workload permitting.... Mike, when are you going to start bowling?

you know we stay 'till they throw us out!

I'd like to come out and meet up also -- I have a previous dinner appt. but ill try and hook up with you guys after!

doesn't start until 9! and goes forever! come come come!

Dinner has been postponed, so i guess i'll see you guys there at a more proper-type time...



[Edited on Apr 29, 2003 by BigBabyBrooklyn]

[Edited on Apr 29, 2003 by BigBabyBrooklyn]

umm... i like WEEKENDS.

OK. To get into the spirit of this bowling thing, I present the following and simply state that we are just a few miles from Canada...

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The tragedy of naked bowling
By Hunter S. Thompson
Page 2 columnist

"Yo, little Suzie -- how's about me and you hookin' up for some naked bowling tonight?"

"Say WHAT? Get out of my face!"

Naked Bowling was once a sinister sport in America, but today it is making a strong comeback, very strong. Nobody except Waterheads will deny that the recent craze for bowling naked in public makes it one of the fastest growing sports in the free world.

Wonderful. It came in the nick of time. The whole nation was getting jittery from too much war news, and the sporting public was demanding wilder and wilder government-sponsored Sport spectacles, to blot out the grim horizon ... and then it happened everywhere, all at once -- The Great Cheerful Naked Bowling Boom of 2003.

My friend Omar, from up the road, is opening a national chain of bowling alleys where house rules require that all human clothing be checked at the door. "It keeps them from stealing," he told me. "A naked person is an honest person. We have very low operating costs -- free labor, no taxes, new friends in strange places and extremely addictive behavior five times a week." Hundreds of thousands of otherwise decent people are already hopelessly addicted to naked bowling, which renders them all but useless for normal military work.

These Losers are like a plague of leeches on the body politic. They dim the brain as well as the body, and eventually the victim gets sucked dry and dies. That is very dead weight, which is fatal to a fast-moving army of tanks. I have always hated bowling, and I don't mind admitting it. I can't even tolerate naked bowling, because of the tragic encounters with the "SPORT" and everything it stands for. The sound of a heavy black ball crashing down on anything made of wood makes me sick.

There would, of course, be no need to haggle about bowling at all -- except that it is a recognized sport in this country, and I am a professional sportswriter, and I am watching a real-life naked bowling contest on my TV screen right now as I write this page. I see a team of extremely naked women with huge breast implants and fake lips going head-to-head with another naked team that would no doubt be wearing Hooters T-shirts if this were anything but a pure naked bowling contest -- and let me tell you for sure, sports fans, that these women are really going at it. They are locked in a scoreless tie after 13 frames of pretty frantic bowling.

Sounds just about right, eh? Let's all get naked and go bowling. Why not? Where can I watch this stuff?

The Answer is: On the Canadian Playboy channel, which presents a few problems in itself. It is costly, for one, and two is that a subscription to Canadian Playboy almost always causes trouble in families with underage children. Any child who can multiply 5 times 6 will also understand quickly how to cut right through any of the so-called Parental Controls or sex-blockers or anti-porno devices. These are standard procedures and therefore penetrable by any half-bright low-tech yoyo in the neighborhood. Your children will soon become sex addicts.

We had a minor scandal in Woody Creek not long ago that involved a network of pampered children ranging in age from 16 down to 9. They not only copied sex films from their parents' TV, for sale at school, but made their own videotapes of each other having random public sex at home and at school and on pool tables with multiple partners, which they either sold or traded around the school like baseball cards.

"We haven't seen a local girl turn up on the Orgy TV channel," said the Coroner, "but it's bound to happen sooner or later. These sex channels pay good money for explicit underage sex movies."

Which somehow brings us back to bowling. All you have to do is cruise into your favorite local bowling alley, and watch a while -- and then smoke some fine hashish and think heavily about what kind of shuffling, screeching, hideous vision your favorite bowling alley would be, if all those people were stark raving naked.

OK, thank you for thinking. Are we clear on that?

Upon further study, I have concluded that Naked Bowling is not, in fact, a direct threat to the military security of the U.S.A. But is should be restricted to Canada. Mahalo.

LOL...Oh shit...wipes tears from eyes*...god I love Hunter S. Thompson.

Ok- the procrastinator in me is strong, so I will try to make it over to bowling rather than stay here and actually *gasp* do my work.

hunter s. kicks ass. that bit about the parental control code, on the porn...that's funny.
i work for the cable co. and met a women the other day who said.
woman: " say hi to so and so ( our manager).
me: " ok. are you friends?'
woman: "no but we know each other through an odd set of circumstances".
me: " interesting"

i found out later that her 16yr old son, visiting from his dad's ran up $1600 of porn.
she'd still paying for it.

hunter s. kicks ass. that bit about the parental control code, on the porn...that's funny.
i work for the cable co. and met a women the other day who said.
woman: " say hi to so and so ( our manager).
me: " ok. are you friends?'
woman: "no but we know each other through an odd set of circumstances".
me: " interesting"

i found out later that her 16yr old son, visiting from his dad's ran up $1600 of porn.
she'd still paying for it.

Looks like I'm not gonna make it tonight, kids- my unemployment check didn't arrive in the post today...