the best strip clubs

what is your favorite strip club? where is it and why? philly corral, smithton pa , BEST LAP DANCES EVER. and it's full nude with no demented looking old guys.

Crazy Girls.....hands down.
corner of Suset/LaBrea in Hollywood.
I don't live there, but I try and make a point of visiting whenever I go down there.....not sure about the lapdances either. It's more of a neighborhood bar than "strip club." You pay 5 bucks to get in and the play ONLY ROCK music...it's great, and the girls are usually HOT. More than likely there will be a celebrity sighting (or 10) too. Heidi Fleiss winked at me once when i was there. Ha!

I have never been to a strip club. I am too embarassed..

Tane

word has circulated amongst my group of friends that come to visit me in los angeles that a trip to the strip club is close to the top of the priority list. so i give my visiting friends two options to choose from: the hottest women you will ever lay eyes on or nasty lap dances. for dancers that look like they're straight out of perfect 10 magazine, we go to 4play on the westside and for nasty lap dances, i take my friends to the spearmint rhino in downtown.

the acropolis in portland...mainly cause it has awesome steaks

Crazy Girls and Cheetahs especially if you want something that reminds you of SG.
As for spearmint, that place is expensive.

True about Crazy Girls, celebrities will frequent once in awhile. A regular there is David Lee Roth.

[Edited on Jul 16, 2002 by hybrid]

Lusty Lady Theater here in SF...
bring a roll of quarters.

Mr. X

the lusty lady is a scam i had a few friends who danced there, if your in portland check out club cabos or Jodys bar N grill , i use to work there and they are top notch , clean , nice friendly girls and laid back chilled enviroment and they open at 7 am. now thats bar.

at the sf lusty lady they took away the one way glass a while back because people were sneaking in cameras and taking pictures of the girls.

i really like the lusty lady. i like that there's a sheet of glass between the girls and the customers. i like that the girls aren't getting any money from the customer and don't have any incentive to be fake. the girls will tell a guy to fuck off if they don't like him. and i like that i can see a live naked girl for a quarter.

last time i went i took a girl and we fucked in the booth. first time i've done that and it was pretty hot. i like that the one in sf has real doors and not saloon style swinging doors like the one in seattle.

the first time i visited a different peep show place was an awful experience. a few years ago i was in new york with my girlfriend and we walked by this peep show place with some sort of "live nude girls" sign. my girlfriend says "i want to see some live nude girls" so i say "let's go" thinking it will be like the lusty lady. we go into a little booth and the panel slides up but there's no glass. just a girl who looks like a skanky street walking heroin addict standing right in front of us who says "i see you're with your lady friend so i assume you don't want a 'touch' show". we said "bye" and got the hell out of that creepy place.

since then i've visited peep shows in cities around the country and world to see what they're like and they've all been awful, terrible places. the lusty lady is really unique.

i came to vegas a week and a half ago to visit a strip club called the olympic gardens and i'm still here.

two friends of mine are getting married and they decided to have a combo bachelor / bachelorette party at the o.g. because they have naked girls downstairs and naked guys upstairs.

one cool thing about it was that there were lots of female customers, both upstairs and downstairs. and all the lapdances happen in public, not in private rooms like in san francisco. watching girls lapdance girls is fucking hot. hot. hot. hot.

watching guys lapdance girls is hot too. i like watching girls enjoying themselves.

i also liked how girls would just come over and sit in your lap and hang out with you for a while and talk. sometimes for a long while. just hanging out and talking with a sexy girl who's sitting in your lap is a pretty nice experience, even if they are only there to make money.

now that i'm thinking about it i think olympic gardens is one of the best clubs i've been to. it's the first time i've been to a club in las vegas though so i don't know if others are similar. maybe next time i'm here i'll visit club paradise.

og's was the first strip club i ever went to. good times.

Body Shop on Sunset was pretty cool but then again, i was so freakin' drunk when we went in, we could've been at the LA Zoo for all i know.

Being as I live here in Vegas (all are welcome for tours), Club Paradise is really great. It's one of the cleaner, classy-er places I know of in the world. Also a new place just opened here called Jaguars. It's also that same Paradise feel, but a little more expensive and they haven't attracted all the hot girls yet. It does have that "we just opened so we're obeying the rules" feel, but that goes away in 90 days when the permit is out of it's probation period.

Vegas rules for so many things, but for stip clubs it REALLY rules.


Whipped Cream

sorry to tell you that i think that the best strip club in the entire world is kind of a joke aka the clermont lounge in atlanta ga.......its where all the retired ladies of stipping go to folly.....its in the basement of a ramshackle hotel and it boasts the world famous blondie....a mid fifties black lady sporting a blonde wig......crushing the beer cans with her tits......and ps on the slow nights they turn it into an actual dance club.......no joke.......if you ever get to the atl. do yourself a favor and go check it out.....i promise it is a worthwhile outting....just don't expect a good view....just a good laugh....

Well, I can't believe that no one has mentioned Jumbo's Clown Room in LA yet. By far the best and slightly disturbing name for a tittybar. No cover, cheap beer, really tiny place, so you can get up close to the dancers. Notorious for being the place where Courtney Love danced pre-Kurt. The clientle is quite diverse from LA hipsters to down and out low-lifes to somewhat wealthy 90210 types. It's not totally nude and the girls wear pasties or tape over their nipples, but it has the best ambiance of any club. It's been around forever, so it has that dirty, but cool lived-in feel (unlike the clubs on the westside). Some of the dancers are kinda skeevy or strung out, while others are students or just regular girls. There is a variety of girls and a varity of dance styles. That's what gives the place it's charm....and it is charming. For me, a place like cheetah's is too crazy, and crowded with gross people and the majority of the girls are really athletic dancers. I like to see variety in an evening out. Jumbo's is next door to a really good Thai restaurant, so we always like to go eat Thai first then go to Jumbo's. BTW, I've never been there with just the guys. I always end up there with a group of people, boys and girls, sometimes afteran art opening accompanied by the dealer and late 40ish woman art colector. See - all types.

That is so freakin' funny cuz i just left a party about a half an hour ago where someone was tellling me all about Jumbo's.

i would say Fox's in Tacoma. it's actually in Parkland, but close enough. it's the only one around here that didn't get hit by the 4 foot law, so it's still full contact. and even the ugly girls are hot.