homework: describe the perfect woman?

simple enough just as an example my idea of the perfect woman is..
well educated or at least enough to make me look dumb
petite(spelling) in frame and stature
outspoken about likes and dislikes
enjoyes a wide variety of music
has no problem staying up watching old kung fu flicks
enjoys the smell of good bourbon and a cigar
can anylze a movie to detail i.e.pointing out flaws such as a mic in the corner of teh screen or something missing then showing up where it wasnt before
the ability to understand my warped sense of humor and style
comprhension of the SUN TZE or toa or atleast some knowledge of what they are
doesn't mind that i dont get jealous this doesn't sound like an issue but i have been dumped before cause i dont get jealous
that's about all that comes to mind now so take your que from that i'm kinda curious to see who all out there is similiar in intrests or the exact opposite
F.A.B.

The kind of girl who would eat Britney Spears for lunch. And still consider herself Vegan.

The kind of girl who does her hair real nice and puts on make-up to go to the shooting range.

The kind of girl who would make Ted Nugent reconsider his preconcieved notions about the Left.

The kind of girl who got kicked out of junior high for attempting to blow it up, and tried to re-apply in order to finish the job.

The kind of girl who is pro choice--and shoots back.

A sort of modern day Emma Goldman meets Kathleen Hannah meets Shirley Manson.

Circuit

(All of these relate in some way to girls I've either been with or have had a *huge* crush on)

[Edited on Jul 13, 2002 by circuit]

The perfect woman's different for everyone, but mine's Peta Wilson.
Spike

[Edited on Jul 13, 2002 by Spike]

My Mum , with two 44 calibur slugs in the back of her skull , analyse that junior crime fighters,

ps. i prefer Jung , but what eva

oh yeh and girls who would rather be concerned with shoes more than world affairs . and would take that extra hour to make surw her Marilyn Monroe posters look good , with the Sisters of Mercy poster.

[Edited on Jul 13, 2002 by theburn]

William Wordsworth. 1770–1850

Perfect Woman

She was a phantom of delight
When first she gleam'd upon my sight;
A lovely apparition, sent
To be a moment's ornament;
Her eyes as stars of twilight fair;
Like twilight's, too, her dusky hair;
But all things else about her drawn
From May-time and the cheerful dawn;
A dancing shape, an image gay,
To haunt, to startle, and waylay.

I saw her upon nearer view,
A Spirit, yet a Woman too!
Her household motions light and free,
And steps of virgin liberty;
A countenance in which did meet
Sweet records, promises as sweet;
A creature not too bright or good
For human nature's daily food;
For transient sorrows, simple wiles,
Praise, blame, love, kisses, tears, and smiles.

And now I see with eye serene
The very pulse of the machine;
A being breathing thoughtful breath,
A traveller between life and death;
The reason firm, the temperate will,
Endurance, foresight, strength, and skill;
A perfect Woman, nobly plann'd,
To warn, to comfort, and command;
And yet a Spirit still, and bright
With something of angelic light.



can't beat that

The perfect woman for me needs to have flaws, Perfection is boring. Flaws add character to a person. So i guess the perfect woman to me is someone who is confident and happy with there flaws!

wadsworth really isnt my cup of tea i perfer the darker more lamented mind of Poe. like Ms. found in a bottle or the devil in the belfry
F.A.B.

She doesn't run screaming the first time I speak to her.

which musical or play had the line:

"If I was perfect for you,
Wouldn't you tire of me?"

For me, the perfect woman would not be perfect for me. If someone is exactly everything you want, how can you find any challenge or growth? The most interesting things happen when two people come at something from different places, so you never know what will work...

whoa-ho-ho I am full of flaws...sounds like a match made in heaven (if you belive in that shite)...

Somebody

I want somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts
Know my intimate details
Someone who'll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
She'll get my support
She will listen to me
When I want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
She'll hear me out
And won't easily be converted
To my way of thinking
In fact she'll often disagree
But at the end of it all
She will understand me
Aaaahhhhh....

I want somebody who cares
For me passionately
With every thought and
With every breath
Someone who'll help me see things
In a different light
All the things I detest
I will almost like
I don't want to be tied
To anyone's strings
I'm carefully trying to steer clear of
Those things
But when I'm asleep
I want somebody
Who will put their arms around me
And kiss me tenderly
Though things like this
Make me sick
In a case like this
I'll get away with it
Aaaahhhhh....

making the perfect woman:

For me she would have to have extensive knowledge in B movies and foreign cinema. She would have to worship david bowie during his ziggy stardust era and love to eat sushi. A comicbook and anime geek who would appear like a child at times and eat you for breakfast if she hates you. But most of all my perfect woman must have an inspirational face and allow me to cover her in medical gauze for my own satisfaction.

i thought i knew, but i was wrong. let yall know when i find the next one. but i need more pickup lines!!!!!!!! go to the PICKUP LINES THAT WORK thread and give me some help!!!!!

i was gonna say the exact same thing.

HER!!!

Tane

she is valid. she is intelligent. you can stand her for more than 20 minutes at a time. she understands the beauty of uncomfortable silence. before she comes over she calls and asks you if you need anything from the store...before she gets to your house. she has to drink....and she has to at least try to put you under the table 2 times a month.(because you've just gotta love that competitve spirit.) she must at least like my dog. she doesn't get all shitty when i pay for dates.....and smiles when she does. she must be at least as sarcastic as me, lest i make her cry alot. she remembers what your allergic to. she must posess a basic grasp of the kinds of music i like or at least be open to try it out. she is honest and brutally so. she knows her weaknesses. she knows what she wants. she compromises. she argues instead of yelling. she picks on me, but not so much that it is annoying. she laughs out loud and smiles for no appearant reason. she is shortish to tallish. she doesn't say that clich'ed "........nothing.." when you ask her whats wrong. she calls my friends assholes to their faces in a way that lets them know she's down with it all. she is an agnostic/athiest.........but can talk to you about the realities of science and the amazing things that have been proven. she is an omnivore like me. she doesn't bitch about my smoking...( not too much anyway) and will sport her bed head all day if laziness deems it to be so.

Crooked teeth and a lisp. Her floral print skirt is blossoming, tendrils creeping up my knee, blooms unfolding in my face. Crocodiles and bears careen around the room like disemboweled balloons in her presence. Every tooth a blade, every nail a skewer, every thought an episode of Road Runner.

A Murderess. A Prime Minister. O-oh, here she comes. Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up, she's a maneater.

A jungle swarming with venemous creatures. A leech that will crawl up your urethra and suck at your bladder. A spiny parasite.

All this and more, is the girl I'm looking for.

As you should be. Now should I buy the cigar-cutter or the guillotine? Which member should I dis-? I am making it too plain. Or plane (sharpened) or sheer. Ugh. Drunk again!