pick up lines that work

since we have a raunchiest catagory, i ask the ladies, what are the lines or icebreakers ya like to hear?

your funny...

i just need all the help i can get!

ok some of the lines over on the raunchiest work you just got to have the balls to use them plus observe your target for at least 30 minutes before selecting the appropriate line.
F.A>B.

95% of the time, It doesn't matter what you say. If she's interested, she's already been watching you for 10 minutes. You might as well just go over and say "hi." You can try other things, but you there is just as much of a chance you'll scare her off as make her laugh no matter what you say.

But, my successful ones:
It's hard to hear in here. Want to go next door to get some coffee and talk?
You're cute, can I keep you?
Pardon, but do you remember the pythagorean theorum? (hope she answers right, i used this on a girl with a calculus book out) Great, I love smart women, can I buy you a drink?
Any other time, it's been "Hi."

Women have it a bit easier. Of the two times I've been picked up, one was when I was the only person dancing at a club, she came over, kissed me, and we walked out of the club before we knew each other's name. The other came up to be, started giving me a backrub, and said "Do you mind if I do this?" I'd face criminal charges if I tried those.

ive got a gun , no im serious i have a gun

My friend has this philosphy that no matter what the first thing you say to a girl is it will sound like a pick up line. His take on avoiding the whole issue is to make it seem more like an accident that you met. What he does is bends over near them and when he stands up he holds out a ten dollar bill, and asks "Hey did you drop this?" Most girls are honest and say no and so he says "Well then what do you say we use it to get a drink?" There by avoiding the "Can I buy you a drink?" cheeseyness. If they take his money he then says "Well the least you could do is buy me a drink?"
I like having this guy around cause he breaks the ice for me. I just can't see risking the loss of ten bucks for nothing. I can't really say it works, but he swears by it.

Macs best line...


"Heres alot of money. Please like me."



Macwhacky!

And he STILL gets stuck with the 15 year olds!

tried this one last night, and it worked . got a date on friday!!!!!!!!!!!!

well i stand corrected. good for you mate. how did you go about it?
~~~~~>tom

[Edited on Jul 15, 2002 by minimalism]

well, first i picked the 5 out of her back pocket, then asked if she droped it, just like you suggested. she said it wasn't hers, so i offered to buy her a drink, and we ended up talkin for like 2 hours. i even made a couple bucks out of the deal, cuz it was dollar drink night at the pub!

...she said it wasn't hers...
see girls are just too honest.

the cutest thing a girl ever did to pick me up was this one time i was at work. i was just talking to this cute girl who was shopping for cds... we got in the subject of slurpees... she left... came back like 15 minutes later with a candy apple slurpee my absolute favorite! gave it to me and took off. her number was written on the bottom backwards. i thought it was the cutest thing when i finished that.. ya you probly thinks its all lame buy i am just a big sissy pants sometimes...

Hmm, here in Kentucky all you have to tell a girl is that she is prettier than your sister.

Tane