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Destro

Destro

Washington, PA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 12, 2002 07:44 AM

since we have a raunchiest catagory, i ask the ladies, what are the lines or icebreakers ya like to hear?

mechanic

mechanic

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

JUL 12, 2002 08:28 AM

your funny...

Destro

Destro

Washington, PA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 12, 2002 08:32 AM

i just need all the help i can get! smile

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 12, 2002 01:04 PM

ok some of the lines over on the raunchiest work you just got to have the balls to use them plus observe your target for at least 30 minutes before selecting the appropriate line.
F.A>B.

MadPoet

madpoet

Hillsboro, OR
OLD SKOOL

JUL 14, 2002 04:54 PM

95% of the time, It doesn't matter what you say. If she's interested, she's already been watching you for 10 minutes. You might as well just go over and say "hi." You can try other things, but you there is just as much of a chance you'll scare her off as make her laugh no matter what you say.

But, my successful ones:
It's hard to hear in here. Want to go next door to get some coffee and talk?
You're cute, can I keep you?
Pardon, but do you remember the pythagorean theorum? (hope she answers right, i used this on a girl with a calculus book out) Great, I love smart women, can I buy you a drink?
Any other time, it's been "Hi."

Women have it a bit easier. Of the two times I've been picked up, one was when I was the only person dancing at a club, she came over, kissed me, and we walked out of the club before we knew each other's name. The other came up to be, started giving me a backrub, and said "Do you mind if I do this?" I'd face criminal charges if I tried those.

theburn

theburn

I'm lost
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JUL 14, 2002 05:04 PM

ive got a gun , no im serious i have a gun

minimalism

minimalism

Argentina
OLD SKOOL

JUL 14, 2002 06:33 PM

My friend has this philosphy that no matter what the first thing you say to a girl is it will sound like a pick up line. His take on avoiding the whole issue is to make it seem more like an accident that you met. What he does is bends over near them and when he stands up he holds out a ten dollar bill, and asks "Hey did you drop this?" Most girls are honest and say no and so he says "Well then what do you say we use it to get a drink?" There by avoiding the "Can I buy you a drink?" cheeseyness. If they take his money he then says "Well the least you could do is buy me a drink?"
I like having this guy around cause he breaks the ice for me. I just can't see risking the loss of ten bucks for nothing. I can't really say it works, but he swears by it.

macbastard

MacBastard

North Hollywood, CA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 14, 2002 08:54 PM

Macs best line...


"Heres alot of money. Please like me."



Macwhacky!

Jeremy

Jeremy

San Leandro, CA
October 2002

JUL 14, 2002 10:31 PM

macbastard said:
Macs best line...


"Heres alot of money. Please like me."



Macwhacky!




And he STILL gets stuck with the 15 year olds! wink

Destro

Destro

Washington, PA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 15, 2002 09:21 AM

minimalism said:
My friend has this philosphy that no matter what the first thing you say to a girl is it will sound like a pick up line. His take on avoiding the whole issue is to make it seem more like an accident that you met. What he does is bends over near them and when he stands up he holds out a ten dollar bill, and asks "Hey did you drop this?" Most girls are honest and say no and so he says "Well then what do you say we use it to get a drink?" There by avoiding the "Can I buy you a drink?" cheeseyness. If they take his money he then says "Well the least you could do is buy me a drink?"
I like having this guy around cause he breaks the ice for me. I just can't see risking the loss of ten bucks for nothing. I can't really say it works, but he swears by it.



tried this one last night, and it worked . got a date on friday!!!!!!!!!!!!

minimalism

minimalism

Argentina
OLD SKOOL

JUL 15, 2002 10:32 AM

well i stand corrected. good for you mate. how did you go about it?
~~~~~>tom

[Edited on Jul 15, 2002 by minimalism]

Destro

Destro

Washington, PA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 15, 2002 11:50 AM

well, first i picked the 5 out of her back pocket, then asked if she droped it, just like you suggested. she said it wasn't hers, so i offered to buy her a drink, and we ended up talkin for like 2 hours. i even made a couple bucks out of the deal, cuz it was dollar drink night at the pub!

minimalism

minimalism

Argentina
OLD SKOOL

JUL 15, 2002 07:49 PM

...she said it wasn't hers...
see girls are just too honest.

Marla

Marla

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JUL 15, 2002 08:14 PM

best pick up line I got was not so much a line as a growl! I got shivery and smiley, but I was currently taken by another. frown for him; he was cute and scottish

[Edited on Jul 15, 2002 by Marla]

Dia

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

JUL 15, 2002 08:59 PM

Haha, well, this guy once asked me to borrow my eyeliner, and he was gorgeous and Italian and I fell, hard. Pick-up lines don't work with me really, I usually do the picking. I just like a guy who's sort of nice. I guess if someone asked me about a tattoo or art or a book or something, I might be sold. But then again, I'd have to have been sold in the first place!
Picky picky picky!

Dia

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

JUL 15, 2002 09:01 PM

Actually, the one guy who really wooed me, he took me to the beach and we were just friends, and he said, so, do you have any plans? I said nope. Do you? He said no, none at all (with a look), and it just killed me. That was really intense.

suiciety

suiciety

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

JUL 15, 2002 09:34 PM

the cutest thing a girl ever did to pick me up was this one time i was at work. i was just talking to this cute girl who was shopping for cds... we got in the subject of slurpees... she left... came back like 15 minutes later with a candy apple slurpee my absolute favorite! gave it to me and took off. her number was written on the bottom backwards. i thought it was the cutest thing when i finished that.. ya you probly thinks its all lame buy i am just a big sissy pants sometimes...

Emperor_Tane

Emperor_Tane

Bowling Green, KY
OLD SKOOL

JUL 15, 2002 10:46 PM

Hmm, here in Kentucky all you have to tell a girl is that she is prettier than your sister. biggrin

Tane