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AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 02:03 AM

Made you look! HA!

Actually, this is quite serious.... and does in fact revolve around our friend and collegue MisterSatan.

You see, I had a VISION directly from the ALMIGHTY! And when the almighty spoke unto me, he gave me one message, clear and distinct: "Tell Randy to legally change his name to Doctor Huxtable."

Baffled, I asked the ALMIGHTY: "Doctor Huxtable? But he's not even a doctor...."

"No, like... his first name would be 'Doctor'. Pretty funny, huh?"

Well, I didn't laugh too hard but it was the Almighty after all, so I'm pushing to get it to happen. The trick is this: it costs money to legally change your name. Both Eve and myself immediately offered up $10 of our hard earned cash, and DreamMaker selflessly pledged fifteen.

So would ya chip in? Help MisterSatan along his spiritual path? Any money above and beyond court fees would go toward his new vanity plates reading "DOC HUX"

Thanks.

hatefulerin

hatefulerin

Bellingham, WA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 02:05 AM

if you care about our dear mistersatan AT ALL, you will help MAKE THE DREAM HAPPEN!!
for every moment that randy's name is still randy, starving children in africa cry. when his name is doctor huxtable, they will stop crying.

Dave_H

Dave_H

Bermuda
January 2003

FEB 14, 2003 02:09 AM

My checks in the mail. It should be arriving any day now. Make the crying stop. Make it stop NOW.

plasticfangs

plasticfangs

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 02:10 AM

Only if he changes his middle name Everlovin'.

Do that, and you've got my cold hard cash on the table!

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

FEB 14, 2003 02:12 AM

Oh my god... too funny.

I'm in for $10.

hatefulerin

hatefulerin

Bellingham, WA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 02:12 AM

plasticfangs said:
Only if he changes his middle name Everlovin'.

Do that, and you've got my cold hard cash on the table!



done and done!

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 02:15 AM

Yeah, completely. Eve and I are spearheading the cause and therefore have agreed to "Everlovin'".

We need to make some flyers and start a committe. With red, white and blue banners & such.

This is the Godly, Patriotic AMERICAN WAY!

Nex_Flamma

Nex_Flamma

Portland, OR
February 2003

FEB 14, 2003 02:17 AM

well, i did the math and it worked out to be only pennies a day to help our poor friend randy. Even without Sally Struthers, this was a cause I just couldnt pass up, and since i sent in my money, Ive felt better, grown a few inches, regained lost hair and had a permanent 14 inch erection. It worked for me and it can work for you!

plasticfangs

plasticfangs

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 02:18 AM

Alright!!!

Psmith

Psmith

Fountain Valley, CA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 02:18 AM

if he gets a PhD he'd be doctor doctor Huxtable.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

FEB 14, 2003 02:23 AM

Make it "Hibbert" and I'm in for $50 ... but only if he always adds the pointless chuckle.

plasticfangs

plasticfangs

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 02:27 AM

james said:
if he gets a PhD he'd be doctor doctor Huxtable.




Hey! That's Dr. Doctor EVERLOVIN' Huxtable, you!

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 02:28 AM

It's really cool that everyone's chipping in here. I was worried that maybe the Almighty would get all pissy-like and send some bears to eat us all up like he did with those kids who called Elijah the Prophet "baldy".

plasticfangs

plasticfangs

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 02:30 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

demolitionkitten

demolitionkitten

Grosse Pointe, MI
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 03:46 AM

so now he is going to be Reverend Dr. Doctor Huxtable? surreal I'll chip in 10$ for the cause.

(does he need two boners or was posting the thread twice an accident? because that would be hot and I'd be willing to chip in more for that)

hatefulerin

hatefulerin

Bellingham, WA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 04:59 AM

yes, two boners please.

minimalism

minimalism

Argentina
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 07:21 AM

What's the matter? Is Randy short on his rent money again? Geez changing your name to pay the bills will only work so many times.

navin

navin

Seattle, WA
September 2002

FEB 14, 2003 08:13 AM

funny, i had a dream where randy changed his name to Cheeky McFisto surreal

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 08:28 AM

Eve said:
yes, two boners please.



Coming right up!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

FEB 14, 2003 10:40 AM

I have just laughed so damn hard, I came THIS close to crappin' meself.

I both love and hate you all simultaneously. mad love

biggrin

plasticfangs

plasticfangs

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 10:51 AM

Thanks, Doc!

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 12:21 PM

MisterSatan said:
I have just laughed so damn hard, I came THIS close to crappin' meself.

I both love and hate you all simultaneously. mad love

biggrin




OH GOOD! Then it's settled!


MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

FEB 14, 2003 12:22 PM

I really really wish you guys had called this thread something else, though- it makes it look like I have problems in "that department". eeek

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 14, 2003 12:28 PM

Hoax VonComa: hookup? or lifestyle?
Hoax VonComa: HAHAHAHA
eve suicide: i'd say hook up. it will die slower that way
Hoax VonComa: ok kickass
Hoax VonComa: i am "king badjokey" tonight
eve suicide: hehehe
Hoax VonComa: what should i call it?
Hoax VonComa: Help MisterSatan get laid
eve suicide: HAHAHAHAHA
Hoax VonComa: Help MisterSatan fulfill his destiny
Hoax VonComa: Help MisterSatan get a boner
eve suicide: hahahah
eve suicide: the last one doesn't make much sense
Hoax VonComa: I KNOW!
eve suicide: but it still made me laugh
Hoax VonComa: HAHAHAHAHA
Hoax VonComa: ME TOO!
eve suicide: i think we should go with Help MisterSatan Get a Boner, then
Hoax VonComa: OKAY!
eve suicide: because it doesn't make sense and it makes us laugh
Hoax VonComa: he'll get so mad at that
eve suicide: and other people will be like "you're dumb. that doesn't make sense"
Hoax VonComa: HAHAH
eve suicide: hahahhaa! yeah he will
Hoax VonComa: like.... he'll slice my throat in my sleep
Hoax VonComa: i can picture it now
Hoax VonComa: "you guys are dicks"
eve suicide: with the raging boner he got from changing his name to doctor huxtable?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

FEB 14, 2003 12:32 PM

"You guys are dicks." Happy now? biggrin

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