im such a lame ass

so ive been a member for like three days and no dice on any friends or anything. all i do is stare at the titties which is nice but...... some one tell me why im such a loser!

This site tends to be a little bit more about making friends rather than collecting them. Try joining some more groups and commenting there. When you find people you think are interesting comment in their journals. Keep up your posts on the boards, but don't start any new topics about shaving or the size of your penis. You'll have friends in no time.

I'm picturing this guy walking into a bar, sitting down at the shadowy end of the counter nursing a beer and silently staring at all the ladies. After half an hour, he gets up on top of his stool and shouts: WHY ISN'T ANYONE COMING OVER AND TALKING TO ME?!?!

Titties don't make friends; PEOPLE make friends. It's amazing what a little earnest involvement can do.

I went my three months with a grand total of two friends. Two.

Use your journal/blog. You've filled out your profile, which is good. Join groups about things you're interested in. Talk to people. If you're not a douche, you'll make plenty of friends here. Just give it time.

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I joined on Dec 27th and I have like 47 friends, six groups, and all sorts of stuff. Just gotta put yourself out there.

So *THAT* is what I did wrong...

What about shaving the size of my penis, you know, so it can fight as a bantam weight?

Oh, start a journal, too.

And give me money. Than I'll be your best friend

don't feel lame... i have no friends either... i've been on this site for a few months now... apparently, you have to maintain a blog so people can get to know you. you also have to post on other peoples blogs and leave comments on boards and join groups.

whats all this about the penis?

and what do i put in this journal?

NO PENIS THREADS.

Whatever you want?

Just talk about what a loser you are. That's what most people do.

Hey, that might not work for you, but let me tell you, you'd be amazed.

With all due respect, that is false. It doesn't get a lot of ladies, and it's kinda creepy and gross to many, but I'm just sayin.

Is that not what was just said?

i think the distinction is in the numbers of ladies one's cock pix pull. am i right?

i've herd if you get more the 1 your doing somthing wrong

Not even close. What was said was "It does not get the ladies." What I said was, "It does not get a LOT of ladies." There is a difference in there.

hey, this guy backed out on his offer

like for real, yo!

or somthing