Myspace Break up

Truly we live in an age of new shitty technology.

I just got broken up with (see euphemism for "dumped") over...you guessed it "Myspace!"

Got a message from the newly minted girlfriend (newerly minted "ex-girlfriend") titled "This Thing"

We're going too fast...blah blah blah. Ironically we didn't even hook up at all except for some innocent kissing.

Semi-embarassing to change my myspace relationship staus from the always funny "swinger" to "in a relationship" and then 24 hours later change it back. I didn't even have the heart to put swinger again, so now I'm just single.

Class is seeing the person, in person and telling them it's not working out. Less class is calling the person and doing it over the phone, even less class is an email, classless is breaking up with someone over myspace.

At least I was able to call the other girls I was seeing to cancel my dates with them so they'll never speak with me again.

This is why men are dicks.

I'm still going to try and look!

I am proud of myself though for not calling her everyname in the book. If she wants to act shitty, that's ok, I don't have to do so as well.

Yeah, so, stop hooking up with chicks on MySpace. Lesson learned.

*crickets*

I'm trying to think of some snarky reply to this remark, but I think all I really need to do is glare at you pretty hard.

This is exactly why I don't fucks with the MySpace.

I read the title and thought it was a post to the Celeb Wire: "OMFG, My and Space have broken up!"

The truth was even less interesting.

Sure kick a guy when he's down tuffy,

Didn't meet her on myspace, met her at one of my shows. We dated for a month and only recently became exclusive.

Classless would be putting up photos and giving a name. Classier is having a cathartic experience by writing about it and simply making myself the focus.

Should've called it "She needed herspace"

Wow, no wonder I haven't posted here in a long time.

True dat

Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred in our relationship.
This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

awesome!

"Newly Minted?" Come on, I minted her several times, so don't get too upset.

People around here need to learn how to let the comedy magic happen naturally. There is nothing that could be added to original post that could possibly make it more funny (read: pathetic) than it already is. People should have just sat back and marvelled at the wondrous douchebaggery on display.

You know you love the MySpace laydees.

i'm all for classless. i say let it rip. let's see some photos!!