Seeking?

A cute girl that'll jump in a mosh pit and throw down like a guy
A girl that can dress up and dance at formal dances (but can't wait to leave )
A girl I can pick up
A girl that like puppies but can see the humor in things some may consider 'twisted'

I'd ask for a girl that shares my taste in music but why? That's not a big deal, my taste seems to grow daily.

A girl that has, wants or finds tattoos attractive or all of the above.
A girl that uses the word 'like' in at least every other sentence
A girl that would think getting a random text message telling her she's cute was nice
A girl that knows life is too short to worry about the latest purse fad
A girl that still thinks of herself as a girl

Asking for someone to like all of my tastes and to hate all that I dislike is pointless an uninteresting. All I want is someone with an open mind. I like finding out why people think the way they do and would hope to be questioned on my views as well. What good is believing something when you have no idea why you believe it?

A girl that finds as much joy from Hip-Hop and Country as she does from Oldies and Blues.
A girl who has a mind that wanders and sees things where some would not (example, faces in paint on the wall or animals in clouds)
A girl that will laugh at witty, truly clever jokes as well as potty humor
A girl that likes the night as much as the day
A girl that'll try new things, foods, carnival rides, etc even if it pushes her comfort zone
A girl that'll speak her mind and not hide things
A girl the thinks the very term 'politically correct' is 'politically incorrect'
A girl that isn't racist but realises racism is, sadly, alive and well

Does this girl not exist?

you've been here 9 or 10 months; you have got to be wasted.

I am seeking a man with a shorter list of things he is seeking.

I'd like a toothpaste with the refreshing power of bacon.

Your angst is dribbling into emo, Mr. Hamster. Get a napkin, quick, and clean yourself up.

Well obviously your problem is that you don't live in Southern California.

It's a short drive. Problem solved.

(Please, no applause, you're really too kind.)

seeking a girl that wants everything and expects nothing, one who will usher in the end of my world.

I want a girl with the right allocations.

You've already got one.

Cake is better than pie.

Hair pie?

That is a fucking lie and you know it.

I want consistent booty without the drama.

and cake.


and pie, too, damnit.

why discriminate when you can have both cake and pie? and a belly ache?

Possible exception.

Obviously you're unfamiliar with my previous work.

Don't reject pies' love.

I had chocolate cream pie for dessert tonight and it was DELICIOUS!!!

That's cheating.

How is chocolate cream pie cheating?

(I mean, besides being too delicious to possibly be fair...)

Pie is normally rather cooked-fruit based, hence my hatred of it.

So...in keeping with the spirit of the topic...we should go get some pie/cake sometime?

I'm game

I want a girl who knows what she wants out of a life
I want a girl who is tough and speaks her mind
I want a girl who is better with money than I am; and who doesn't have her head in the clouds
I want a girl who loves the country and wants to settle down there
I want a girl who is intelligent and who I can have good conversations with

Aw hell; I want an Irish girl

Edited to add: I need a girl who can put up with me

I've had 'em. I have one. They're the bee's knees.

I'm 1/32nd Irish! That's at least a portion of one bee knee-cap, right?