ADVICE: My Brother's Pocket Pussy!

ADVICE: My Brother's Pocket Pussy!

My oldest brother (25) lives at home with my mother and I. The other day my friend Kara was over and for some reason we needed to get something from inside his room.

Anyway, while we were in there we noticed this rubber-like vag replica lying out on the floor by his bed. It was so totally nasty. What makes it so weird is that my brother is dating a really hot girl!

Is this something I should tell his girlfriend or my mom about? Why would he have a fake vag! He must be like, really sick in the head, right?

Dude, it's not Tuesday!

Okay, okay, my real answer: who the fuck's business is it how your brother chooses to get himself off? Seriously. Leave the boy alone.

[Edited on Jun 12, 2005 by Al]

AHG! i ruined it.

Dag, mind your own goddamn business. What kind of an idiot thinks that having a sex toy or two makes you sick in the head?

i'm with the above--mind your own business. sex toys don't make anybody "sick in the head."

Don't say anything unless he brings your vibrator up at Christmas dinner.

It seems like your brother, like everyone else on the planet, enjoys masturbating. What he uses to get himself off is none of yours or your mother's business. There is no more wrong with owning a fake vag to wank in than there is in buzzing your cunt with a vibrator every time you have a spare 5 minutes. And as for his girlfriend, she may already know about his toy and helps him play with it, for all you know.

Stop snooping around in his stuff. That's twice as creepy as any run of the mill fake vagina.

Just be happy you found a fake pussy, it could've been much worse.
Leave his stuff alone and there's no need to run and tell mommy

Well, the girls have said it all!!!

Guys with hot girlfriends masturbate too, you know. And yeah, you should definintely tell your mom about your brother's sex toys!



I really hope you were joking when you asked that.

No matter how hot the girl is, guys like masturbating. We all do! I say just leave your brothers business to himself.

you're a member of a nekkid ladies website. if by your standards he's "sick in the head" then so are you

masturbating is normal, leave the poor guy and his plastic vag alone.

Stop snooping in your brother's room.

"Needed to get something" my ass.

Holy shit. Are you for real?

Sex toys = normal.

Masturbating while in a relationship = normal.

Running to tell mom about big brother's gooey fake vag = creepy and disrespectful.

haha. this made my day. thank you.

I had a friend who had a fleshlight. it was the funniest thing ever. He used to run around and try to stick it on people's faces when they weren't expecting it! fake pussies are so awesome!

when i was 17 my best and friend and i were at her house, and we went into her 14 year old brothers room to get a cd he had taken from her and we found a used condom, handcuffs, and a foot porn mag all on the floor by the bed.

the odd thing was, he was a total virgin. we didnt tell anyone.. cept for 8 years later at her wedding when we got drunk and made fun of him for it. he said he was just curious and so he handcuffed one of his hands to the bed and masturbated with the other into a condom while looking at the foot porn.

aww.

tell your mom. Definitely.
she needs to know, it might just save your brothers life.

Masturbation is God's gift to us all. Even though he's abondoned us with famine, war and cocksuckers in office, he still loves us enough to give us the almighty power of the DIY orgasm.

Personally I am much more offended and worried by those who do NOT own sex toys. The goddamn freaks!

Remember the saying- the devil makes work for idle hands.

well, that'll learn you to be so nosey!

theres nowt wrong with a plastic vag really

i agree
what a sick perv

i have to go take a shower i feel unclean

i wish everyone in the world had the time to be concerned about how their brother masterbates.......

you should leave him alone and focus on getting yourself a hot girlfriend.

guys masterbate, they look at porn, its what they do, they are guys. atleast it wasnt a dildo

hahahahahahahah!!!!

stop using moms amex