So, ya know, not everybody on....

....the dang planet has an iPod. Not everybody will. Some of us will choose to NEVER support Apple. Some of us do not have a laptop, pda, blackberry, or even a cell phone. Some of us JUST check things out online at home.

Some people are terrorists.

ARE YOU A TERRORIST?

Some people prefer to masturbate instead of actually having sex.

I AM one of them!

[Edited on Apr 27, 2006 by seanvegas]

some people say cucumbers taste better than pickles.

I thought the line was "Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled."

Some people like fried chicken.

I like mine baked. The flavor of herbs and spices are more clearly defined and it doesn't give as much gas.

I'm sending you a letter about how I think it's funny that you're a luddite complaining on an website. You should get it in a few days.

some of us think $300 for what basically amounts to a walkman is obscene.

Is that iPod link up top taunting you?

A walkman with (currently) 613 hours of music.

JUST out of curiosity, why will you NEVER support Apple?

Well...it is, after all, the only thing you can doooooo with cucumbers.

Yay!
The Top Hat BBQ in Blount County put pickles in my house salad. Tasted like tangy death.
Viva Cucumbers!

Yeah and a retardedly high fee to replace the battery.

P.S. I actually have one. But it was a gift! I don't think I would have bought it for myself.

there's a line?

[Edited on Apr 28, 2006 by Dove]

Chapelle's Show beat you to it.

nooooo! that's okay. he's much funnier than me.

I guess I'm dumb then, because I don't have any of them.

Smartass!