Favourite intros?

I loe it when the intro to a set is well-written, it makes the set even better, it feels more "whole" to me.

I just thought of this now as I saw Lotties intro to her Sailor Style set:
LOTTIE SAYS: I was a naughty sailor, so the Captain sent me to the brigg. I've been so bored and lonely. Thank goodness, YOU came along!

It's short, but it's funny and gives a bit of a story to the set, sets my imagination spinning

What are some of your favourite intro texts?

Maxi's Peep Show.

I love those kinds of intros.

Manko's audio intro for Candy Darling!

That one is splendid!

All the ones you guys written are great.

I also love AnnaLees from Bone Puppy:
ANNALEE SAYS: In the hills in Scotland, by the water and the ruins.
Rain has just fallen and everything is green, its 5 a.m.
She is taking the puppy for a walk, drags his little white bones behind her and wonders what to do that day.

Not one I wrote, but I was SO flattered my Sean's intro to my first set.

And I like my audio intros I gotta do more, but I need a mic first.