My Miracle Ticket! SGB Colorado

Thank you to the very large man and the five delicious little girls with the prettiest eyes who gifted me a ticket while waiting on and endless line at the suicide girls burlesque show last evening in denver, cool-rad-O.

The show was fun as were the vodka shots all night. Details in my journal.

My head hurts.

The same thing happened to me once, but it was my butt that hurt the next day. I'm still not sure exactly what happened.

Vodka is not a good a shooter as other liqours. Vodka was made to be mixed. In my opinion. As a person who ran out of mixers and drank vodka from the bottle once.

The man was very large because he used to have 7 delicious little girls.

Oh. The girls were behind me on the line, not in the mans belly.

and I realize now, I forgot to name the vodka - so they were serving us well vodka - thus this horrible clammy sweat all day.