ADVICE: Ring in the New Year! - What STD Should I Give My Bastard Boyfriend?

oh, dear.

right on!

Haha. Do you need directions to the High Road? Or even a reason to take it? Here's one - at the end of the high road, he's the asshole, and you don't have an STD. Do you want to be the disgusting asshole with an STD?

Unbelievable.

HAR HAR

YOURE STOOOOPID

and for the guy who just emailed me scolding me... thinking that I WROTE THIS... no.

i'm an advice editor dammit, i do not wish to contract an STD.

omg. lamers.

Synnove- did you get my wellwishes for you?

xoxo

what the flying mcFUCK is this?

yes.

give yourself an incureable STD, to get back at him.

then in a few months, write us another letter.

Q: "Dear SG,

I purposely got herpes from my friend, and gave them to my boyfriend to get back at him for cheating. He's gone now, but I still have herpes. What do I do?"

A: You do nothing. SIT AND CRY BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND WENT AND GOT HERPES ON PURPOSE.

It honestly scares me that you have actually thought this out, and this is the resolution you came to.

Lock yourself in your room, and don't come out until that lovely thing called COMMON SENSE comes back to you.

oh. and my finacee says "just drug him and give him dry anal with a 12inch dildo.
that'll teach him."

see? viable solutions all around.

[Edited on Jan 02, 2005 by Tekky]

You do know that there is no cure for herpes and that once you've got it, you're stuck with an embarrassing and painful illness for the rest of your life? It's not just something that'll clear up with a script from the gyaeno.

In addition, what the fuck is the matter with you? So your stupid boyfriend has cheated on you with some girl on the internet. Wah wah wah. It happens. Be a grown up and confront him with it, you silly cunt, because ruining yours and his sexual health for LIFE is just moronic.

Jesus Christ, ladies, I had no idea that some of the members here were so "special".

instead of actually contracting the disease, find a sadistic biochemist and give him the STD by injection or some other method. but that might get a little dicey with legal issues, so make sure its not something lethal... and have a fun time in jail, too!!

must be a joke?!?!?!?!?!?!? wow.

I can not believe what I just read. You must be joking.. Ruining your sexual health for the rest of your life to get back at a man, who doesnt even sound like much of a man, is just idiotic. Theres far better solutions.

Like chopping off his balls.

i think you need to talk to him about all of this. dont put yourself in harms way just to prove a point. you can prove more to him by walking away.

i have been cheated on by every one of my ex boyz...every one gets cheated on one time or another.

but you dont have to take it. there are so many nice dudes out there to be nice to you cuz they just want some one to be nice to them too.

hope it all works out.

-bEe

gross. what? what asshole like that is worth catching herpes for? huh? this fo' real??

hahahah! great joke!

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stop now.

my thoughts exactly!

HERE HERE!

i love this website.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

wait til you're on the rag then shoot a big clot right in his eyeball. That should be more than enough payback.

I want one fo those follow up letters from this nut box

dear SGs
thanks for making me see the light, I joined a convent

or
dear SGs
I didnt listen to your advice when you hinted at my madness. I gave him aids then went on a killing spree in Northern California, killing fourteen people and a dog. I am now currently living out my days in a high security wing of a ladies prison, but I am not afraid to cry anymore.

Insane. you are insane.
Girl how could you EVER think in getting herpes in YOU to pass it to that sucker????

DOES HE WORTH IT?????

OMG.

Its YOUR body, lady.

But if you still thinking about this, well...
You could try to get some ADIS and pass it to him, and HPV, and Hepathitis, and...
Better get some doc to plug the thing thats unplugged in your head. Yes, thats better.

I loveses me some Wren...

*giggles*