Kill Timmy

I know we've had this discussion before about how much we hate "Timmy". Motherfucker makes us wait for our hot girls. So why don't we just kill him, already?

wow...you started another incredibly stupid thread. um, congratulations.

Blah blah blah. Yes, this is more pointless than other threads on the boards.

this is no more pointless than that "mindy cohn: would you hit that?" thread.

because obviously everyone would.

kill timmy.

Seriously, if we started a list of the most pointless threads...wow, that would be a long fucking list, now wouldn't it?

Natalie Green rules...!

Timmy sucks!

I met Timmy, he's cool. Too bad he had to move all the way out to texas. Now you have to go hating on him. That's not cool.

There's a difference between "Timmy" and Timmy. I've never met either one, really, but "Timmy" is a pain in my ass. Him, combined with my school's internet shutting down for an hour, kept me off this site for far too long.

oh god thank you for understanding my soul.

I'd like to shift this into a "Timmy appreciation" thread.

*cue music*
Some people act as if Timmy broke the site, or they think he's too slow, yet have they ever tried to pick up hot naked chicks? it's not such an easy task. Timmy works hard, for who? for us! and we should say "thank you Timmy, it would be an honor to shake your hand, that hand that carries naked chicks to us in our time of need. we appreciate what you do here."

So I say thank you Timmy for your efforts and for keeping us in fresh supply of naked chicks. Timmy, you are truely a god among men.

[Edited on May 03, 2004 by max_beta]

point taken. every time i try to pick up hot naked chicks, i fail miserably.

Don't kill Timmy.

However, he may need new shoes. That poor kid.

Oh fuck that, Timmy's the punk ass roommate who uses the last of the toilet paper and drinks the last beer and sits on the sofa playing GTA until somebody notices and threatens to kick his ass.

God among men my ass, bitch uses my toothpaste, too I know he does.

Timmy is our tiny hero that stands ever ready for the timmy signal or the red timmyphone.
hurry Timmy, we've run out of hot naked chicks, the site needs you!
and of he goes, through the city, rain nor snow, nor wind can stop him and always he comes back with his rucksack full of naked chicks.
i ask you to honor the timmy.



a cookie for anyone who can recognize the legs

are they apnea's?

nope

don't kill the messenger

posh's?

What about his woman?

nah

Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's hot naked girls all about?

Timmy! You damn right.

Timmy selflessly gave up his hot naked woman to the site one night when they ran out at the store.

nooo i give up.

they're heather marie's actually, i'd be scared if anyone actually guessed that.