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Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

MAY 02, 2004 11:40 PM

I know we've had this discussion before about how much we hate "Timmy". Motherfucker makes us wait for our hot girls. So why don't we just kill him, already?

max_beta

max_beta

I'm lost
October 2003

MAY 02, 2004 11:43 PM

wow...you started another incredibly stupid thread. um, congratulations. surreal

Erin

Erin

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

MAY 02, 2004 11:45 PM

if timmy wasn't out sacrificing his sunday evening picking them up there would be no hot girls. He walks uphill in the snow both ways a whole 25 miles to bring those hot naked chicks back from the store. Just leave the porchlight on and have dinner waiting for him when he comes home.

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

MAY 02, 2004 11:45 PM

Blah blah blah. Yes, this is more pointless than other threads on the boards.

humberthumbert

humberthumbert

HOPEFUL

Greenland

MAY 02, 2004 11:48 PM

this is no more pointless than that "mindy cohn: would you hit that?" thread.

because obviously everyone would.

kill timmy.

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

MAY 02, 2004 11:51 PM

Seriously, if we started a list of the most pointless threads...wow, that would be a long fucking list, now wouldn't it?

surlyclown

surlyclown

Los Angeles, CA
March 2004

MAY 02, 2004 11:56 PM

humberthumbert said:
this is no more pointless than that "mindy cohn: would you hit that?" thread.

because obviously everyone would.

kill timmy.



Natalie Green rules...!

Timmy sucks!

ThePirate

ThePirate

USA
September 2002

MAY 02, 2004 11:57 PM

I met Timmy, he's cool. Too bad he had to move all the way out to texas. Now you have to go hating on him. That's not cool.

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

MAY 03, 2004 12:00 AM

There's a difference between "Timmy" and Timmy. I've never met either one, really, but "Timmy" is a pain in my ass. Him, combined with my school's internet shutting down for an hour, kept me off this site for far too long.

Olivia

Olivia

STAFF

Oakland, CA

MAY 03, 2004 12:20 AM

Erin said:
if timmy wasn't out sacrificing his sunday evening picking them up there would be no hot girls. He walks uphill in the snow both ways a whole 25 miles to bring those hot naked chicks back from the store. Just leave the porchlight on and have dinner waiting for him when he comes home.



nobody understands poor timmy.

humberthumbert

humberthumbert

HOPEFUL

Greenland

MAY 03, 2004 12:28 AM

surlyclown said:

Natalie Green rules...!



oh god thank you for understanding my soul. kiss

max_beta

max_beta

I'm lost
October 2003

MAY 03, 2004 12:34 AM

I'd like to shift this into a "Timmy appreciation" thread.

*cue music*
Some people act as if Timmy broke the site, or they think he's too slow, yet have they ever tried to pick up hot naked chicks? it's not such an easy task. Timmy works hard, for who? for us! and we should say "thank you Timmy, it would be an honor to shake your hand, that hand that carries naked chicks to us in our time of need. we appreciate what you do here."

So I say thank you Timmy for your efforts and for keeping us in fresh supply of naked chicks. Timmy, you are truely a god among men. smile

[Edited on May 03, 2004 by max_beta]

humberthumbert

humberthumbert

HOPEFUL

Greenland

MAY 03, 2004 12:42 AM

point taken. every time i try to pick up hot naked chicks, i fail miserably.

billybillybilly

billybillybilly

Minneapolis, MN
March 2004

MAY 03, 2004 12:54 AM

Don't kill Timmy.

However, he may need new shoes. That poor kid.

reprobate

reprobate

New Orleans, LA
December 2002

MAY 03, 2004 12:57 AM

max_beta said:
I'd like to shift this into a "Timmy appreciation" thread.

*cue music*
Some people act as if Timmy broke the site, or they think he's too slow, yet have they ever tried to pick up hot naked chicks? it's not such an easy task. Timmy works hard, for who? for us! and we should say "thank you Timmy, it would be an honor to shake your hand, that hand that carries naked chicks to us in our time of need. we appreciate what you do here."

So I say thank you Timmy for your efforts and for keeping us in fresh supply of naked chicks. Timmy, you are truely a god among men. smile

[Edited on May 03, 2004 by max_beta]



Oh fuck that, Timmy's the punk ass roommate who uses the last of the toilet paper and drinks the last beer and sits on the sofa playing GTA until somebody notices and threatens to kick his ass.

God among men my ass, bitch uses my toothpaste, too I know he does.

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

MAY 03, 2004 01:13 AM

Timmy is our tiny hero that stands ever ready for the timmy signal or the red timmyphone.
hurry Timmy, we've run out of hot naked chicks, the site needs you!
and of he goes, through the city, rain nor snow, nor wind can stop him and always he comes back with his rucksack full of naked chicks.
i ask you to honor the timmy.



a cookie for anyone who can recognize the legs tongue

humberthumbert

humberthumbert

HOPEFUL

Greenland

MAY 03, 2004 01:17 AM

are they apnea's?

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

MAY 03, 2004 01:19 AM

humberthumbert said:
are they apnea's?



nope ARRR!!!

hansel

hansel

I'm lost
December 2003

MAY 03, 2004 01:19 AM

don't kill the messenger

humberthumbert

humberthumbert

HOPEFUL

Greenland

MAY 03, 2004 01:20 AM

posh's?

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

MAY 03, 2004 01:23 AM

Olivia said:

Erin said:
if timmy wasn't out sacrificing his sunday evening picking them up there would be no hot girls. He walks uphill in the snow both ways a whole 25 miles to bring those hot naked chicks back from the store. Just leave the porchlight on and have dinner waiting for him when he comes home.



nobody understands poor timmy.



What about his woman?

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

MAY 03, 2004 01:26 AM

humberthumbert said:
posh's?



nah

hansel

hansel

I'm lost
December 2003

MAY 03, 2004 01:26 AM

SupremePizzaMan said:

Olivia said:

Erin said:
if timmy wasn't out sacrificing his sunday evening picking them up there would be no hot girls. He walks uphill in the snow both ways a whole 25 miles to bring those hot naked chicks back from the store. Just leave the porchlight on and have dinner waiting for him when he comes home.



nobody understands poor timmy.



What about his woman?



Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's hot naked girls all about?

Timmy! You damn right.

Timmy selflessly gave up his hot naked woman to the site one night when they ran out at the store.

humberthumbert

humberthumbert

HOPEFUL

Greenland

MAY 03, 2004 01:31 AM

nooo i give up.

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

MAY 03, 2004 01:33 AM

they're heather marie's actually, i'd be scared if anyone actually guessed that.

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