SuicideGirls has a new app for the iPhone called Seduce a SuicideGirl

Meet the sexy Zoli Suicide in a comic book shop and—if you make the right choices—you will get a sexy, 17+ make-out session with her (it’s not that racy, but it’s cute). Make the wrong choices and get shot down by a SuicideGirl in 10 different humiliating ways!

Shot and created specifically for the iPhone & iPod Touch, This is the Suicide Girls version of a Japanese Dating Sim or one of those kids books where you could choose what happened next by making different choices. A little funny, a little sexy, and maybe a little goofy, this is the closest you will get to dating a sexy girl who lives inside your iPhone.

Written by Anthony Zuiker, creator of the CSI franchise, and starring those naughty, internet, art-sleaze superstars the SuicideGirls.

We want to make a few more of these, so please let us know in the feedback what we should do differently in the next episode or what SuicideGirl you’d like to see in it.

Download the app, Seduce a SuicideGirl here!

Chride

SUICIDEGIRL

Louisiana, USA

OCT 16, 2009 10:35 AM

I just downloaded it, but I'm waiting for my sync to be completed. Can't wait to play!

Geisha

SUICIDEGIRL

Belgium

OCT 16, 2009 10:46 AM

It's me or... it's sexist?

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

OCT 16, 2009 10:57 AM

A debate for the ages to be sure.

I actually had more fun making all of the wrong decisions - "Sorry, Dude. I met someone in the bathroom!" Ha ha.

Annasthesia

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

OCT 16, 2009 11:02 AM

Makes me wish I have a iPhone. It sounds like it has the potential to be hilarious

Chride

SUICIDEGIRL

Louisiana, USA

OCT 16, 2009 11:05 AM

I made the decisions I would have really made with only a couple of mishaps. I wish I could have chosen a female voice/actor for a more realistic experience, though.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

OCT 16, 2009 11:06 AM

Geisha said:
It's me or... it's sexist?

Possibly. Maybe they could add a "Seduce lil_tuffy" version.

Alissa

SUICIDEGIRL

Ohio, USA

OCT 16, 2009 11:10 AM

Bahahah, awesome!

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

OCT 16, 2009 11:14 AM

nice...I thought it was cute.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

OCT 16, 2009 11:20 AM

Geisha said:
It's me or... it's sexist?

A bit, but mostly it's just kind of stupid.

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

OCT 16, 2009 11:24 AM

Geisha said:
It's me or... it's sexist?

Don't worry...the next one will be entitled "Seduce a Feminazi"...and every comment will be met with a combat boot to the nuts.

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

OCT 16, 2009 11:29 AM

Coyotemike said:

Geisha said:
It's me or... it's sexist?

Possibly. Maybe they could add a "Seduce lil_tuffy" version.

"Hey Tuffy, you want some bacon?"

Nom nom nom

"OMG! I'm preggers!"

Tritone

Saint Paul, MN

May 2004

OCT 16, 2009 11:34 AM

lil_tuffy said:

Coyotemike said:

Geisha said:
It's me or... it's sexist?

Possibly. Maybe they could add a "Seduce lil_tuffy" version.

"Hey Tuffy, you want some bacon?"

Nom nom nom

"OMG! I'm preggers!"

Because of the Milwaukee threesome?

Rydell

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

OCT 16, 2009 11:58 AM

thats wicked!!!

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA

March 2004

OCT 16, 2009 12:04 PM

if one of the conversation options isn't "come on, i paid my four dollars", i'm gonna be disappointed!

Saraphim

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

OCT 16, 2009 12:45 PM

thats cute. makes me want an iphone for about 30 seconds.

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA

August 2008

OCT 16, 2009 12:50 PM

I wish there was one for the Blackberry Storm

Twelve

Bay City, MI

April 2007

OCT 16, 2009 12:51 PM

First screenshot should say "Congrats!" at the end.

TILALLAREONE

Sheffield Lake, OH

January 2007

OCT 16, 2009 01:20 PM

DL'ing ASAP!

iPhone FTW!

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

OCT 16, 2009 01:22 PM

cool, nothing like an i-phone app to remind me that i suck at seducing women.

hodssorrow

New Zealand

September 2009

OCT 16, 2009 01:29 PM

I made one mistake I didn't know it would be biased against smokers.

I wish women gave such clear signals in real life. It was a fun way to wast 2 minutes though.

McKenneth

Macedon, NY

August 2005

OCT 16, 2009 01:39 PM

Geisha said:
It's me or... it's sexist?

When I was a freshman at SUNY Oswego, I went to see a guy who'd written a couple of books, one of which was called something to the effect of "Can I Kiss You?" He essentially argued that guys "just going ahead and making out" with a girl was sexist, rude, dismissive of the girl's wants and feelings and yaddah yaddah, you get the point. Anyway, I completely agreed with his whole thing and have been asking ever since. So when I got to that part of the app I was like, really?

SergeantPsycho

USA

January 2007

OCT 16, 2009 01:47 PM

DevilsReject said:
cool, nothing like an i-phone app to remind me that i suck at seducing women.

Perhaps it's intended as a training tool. In that case we both could get some use out if. XD

digdug

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

OCT 16, 2009 01:47 PM

Twelve said:
First screenshot should say "Congrats!" at the end.

i was going to say the same thing.
congrads???

Jokster1979

Buffalo, NY

May 2006

OCT 16, 2009 03:23 PM

Sw33tness !

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