SG Jobs?

I want a new job, mine blows. Does anyone know if SG is hiring?

The Suicide Boys are always in need of a fresh fluffer, but I don't think it's a paying gig.

I'm cool on that, besides I'd just feel awful stealing your job away from you.

Do you have any related skills, like web development or being a hot girl?

I would send your résumé anyway, you can never have too many back-up singers. While you're at it send a couple to the Playboy mansion and Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory too, you know, as fallbacks.

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Love,
-Staff
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I'd like to work at the store where Timmy gets the naked girls from.

Don't they hide the men from sight, keeping them in the back?

As long as the Hot Naked Girl store is open, I'll be happy.

It was a sad day for all of us when Timmy lost his job.

Timmy has made a home in the archives for private reasons.

Fuck, you took my joke and turned it back on me! I did not foresee this. What a fool I've been. . .

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MEN BEHIND THE CURTAIN, FOR I AM THE ALL POWERFUL SUICIDEGIRLS!!!!



Sorry, I couldn't resist, that movie was on today.

i can get you a job at SG no problems, just send me your CV, some nude pics and $500.000 and i'll get you a job type in my shitty half arsed attempts at being funny on the Internet

Missy looks like Andross.

i knew moving up north 400 miles would be a mistake.



i love LAMP

So the rumor that he was replaced by Robo-Timmy is a lie?

And please do. So many potential new features (and bugs) ... so few programmers.

Clever.

I'd be perfect for this job - if it weren't for the fact that it's in LA
Booo!

i can clean!!!!!