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Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

OCT 10, 2011 10:04 PM

Editorial Assistant, Patrick Howley, ironically, of The American Spectator, "infiltrated" a group of about 100 protesters demonstrating in the anti-Wall Street protests in Washington this Saturday and attempted to lead them in storming the National Air and Space Museum.
Hilariously, he finds himself pepper sprayed, and chased out by security, all alone.


After sneaking past the guard at the first entrance, I found myself trapped in a small entranceway outside the second interior door behind a muscle-bound left-wing fanatic and a heavyset guard. The fanatic shoved the guard and the guard shoved back, hard, sending this comrade -- and, by domino effect, me -- sprawling against the wall. After squeezing myself out from under him, I sprinted toward the door. Then I got hit.
Being pepper-sprayed is a singularly agonizing experience -- enormously painful, but even worse for a hypochondriac. When the spray begins soaking into your eyeball, swelling your eyelids and rendering them largely inoperable, it's hard not to worry that you might soon have to invest in stronger-prescription glasses.



But his mission is a success! He has determined that the Liberals are no threat. They have no ideological uniformity, they have no spine for confronting Authority(with him) and so, they clearly have no political power.
Crisis averted, 1%'ers!

Minutes earlier, I had been among those blocking major D.C. roads chanting "We're unstoppable" -- and from beneath my unshaven left-wing altar ego, I worried that we might actually be. But just as the lefties couldn't figure out how to run their assembly meeting (many process points, I'm afraid to report, were left un-twinkled), so too do they lack the nerve to confront authority. From estimates within the protest, only ten people were pepper-sprayed, and as far as I could tell I was the only one who got inside the museum.
In the absence of ideological uniformity, these protesters have no political power. Their only chance, as I saw it, was to push the envelope and go bold. But, if today's demonstration was any indicator, they don't have what it takes to even do that.
As I scrambled away from the scene of my crime, a police officer outside the museum gates pointed at my eyes, puffed out his chest, and shouted: "Yeah, that's right. That's right." He was proud that I had been pepper-sprayed, and, oddly, so was I. I deserved to get a face full of high-grade pepper, and the guards who sprayed me acted with more courage than I saw from any of the protesters. If you're looking for something to commend these days in America, start with those guards.



Patrick Howley, The American Spectator.

For my part, I'd like to commend the protesters for acting responsibly, AND the guards for giving Patrick a little spice. Hopefully any legitimate journalistic credentials he had will be reconsidered after this stunt.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

OCT 11, 2011 06:08 AM

Amazing how many "reporters", particularly from the far right, never learned the difference between a researched thesis and a statement of bias.

Topic->Research->Opinion->Researched Thesis
Topic->Opinion->Research->Biased Pile of Crap

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

OCT 11, 2011 06:58 AM

...enormously painful, but even worse for a hypochondriac.


lolwut

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

OCT 11, 2011 09:07 AM

I give his lame troll attempt a 3 out of 10.

Would be a 5 out of 10 if he was dressed as a pimp.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

OCT 11, 2011 09:55 AM

Sallen said:
I give his lame troll attempt a 3 out of 10.

Would be a 5 out of 10 if he was dressed as a pimp.




I'd go as high as an 8, but only if he also got tazed and arrested.

baudot

baudot

Oakland, CA
February 2004

OCT 11, 2011 10:11 AM

...suggested storming the museum in order to state their opposition to American militarism, which they perceive as a root cause of the federal deficit.


How could they think that? Just because the US has almost as much military spending as the rest of the world put together, pish!

IKCSmiley

ikcsmiley

Asheville, NC
July 2003

OCT 11, 2011 03:25 PM

So let me get this straight....

He thought the libs were pussies because they didn't try to commit an illegal act....but if they had rolled with him, hewould have been branded terrorists and a threat to security.... so no matter the outcome, he writes a piece about how bad the movement is for America.....

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

OCT 11, 2011 03:40 PM

IKCSmiley said:
So let me get this straight....

He thought the libs were pussies because they didn't try to commit an illegal act....but if they had rolled with him, hewould have been branded terrorists and a threat to security.... so no matter the outcome, he writes a piece about how bad the movement is for America.....



Sounds legit.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

OCT 11, 2011 04:57 PM

Oh, and be ready for James O'Keefe to add his particular stench to this; he's been spotted at an Occupy event.