NEWS: Vibrating Cellphones Obsolete

GEEK: Vibrating Cellphones Obsolete

Wretched Internet-borne erotica starring the innocuous cellphone has been around since the rise cinema-cellphone related shooting prompted the invention of the vibrate feature. Though I can appreciate the fascination on an intellectual level, I've never been able to get into the idea — the first thing that rush though my mind are disturbing questions regarding the conductive properties of vaginal discharge.

Apparently, some technically inclined paramour had similar concerns. The appropriately named Cool & Groovy Toy Company has made a bluetooth vibrator to attach to your cellphone. Speaking from personal experience garnered over the past half hour (I lied) I can tell that your liberated young lady friends will be very, very interested in your new phone. For a change.

You might absentmindedly notice that the promotional material is stereotypically abysmal, just before images of happy vibrating bullets seductively whispering “U R 2 hot, want 2 sex mi lol ” take you to places you're quite certain they've never taken you before.

It seems the Toy is keyed to respond only to messages containing a specific code, meaning an incidental envoy from a client can never compromise your professional relationship.

I'm sure they'll fix that in the patch.

They already do wireless, remote-control vibrators, but I suppose you both have to be in the same building. This sounds fun - I bet it could get the uh.. recipient in to trouble though.

hahaha, that is fucking brilliant.

I remember discussing at length with a friend about the need for the development of an computer based vibrator (usb, bluetooth,etc..) that could be activated and controlled by a program.

So you could program in patterns to get you off....the best part was that you could also administer the device remotely so that couples could actually experience some physical gratification adminstered by their partner over the bounds of the internet.

I like the case it comes in. It's very micro nuclear weapon.

Ok I think it's time for that operation just for the ability to use that in the most effective way possible.

I am so in favor of this.

...And I don't even own a cell phone... yet.

[Edited on Oct 27, 2005 by PsychicGoldfish]

I wonder which language produces the best vibrations.

reminds me of CLICK by Milo Manara

artistic genius...hot story, too.

+wf+

It's about time someone thought this up. I wonder if they are selling well.

Bluetooth? I am old....

hahah.... i love that story.

See, now wardriving encompasses rape, as well as looting and pilliaging.

They've had those. For years.

http://sinulator.com is the most acurate to you description that I know of... the rabbit toy that came with mine has some kind of electrical short however.. and keeps shuting off

[Edited on Oct 29, 2005 10:06AM]

I just love their logo: