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_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

OCT 27, 2005 09:00 AM

Wretched Internet-borne erotica starring the innocuous cellphone has been around since the rise cinema-cellphone related shooting prompted the invention of the vibrate feature. Though I can appreciate the fascination on an intellectual level, I've never been able to get into the idea — the first thing that rush though my mind are disturbing questions regarding the conductive properties of vaginal discharge.

Apparently, some technically inclined paramour had similar concerns. The appropriately named Cool & Groovy Toy Company has made a bluetooth vibrator to attach to your cellphone. Speaking from personal experience garnered over the past half hour (I lied) I can tell that your liberated young lady friends will be very, very interested in your new phone. For a change.

You might absentmindedly notice that the promotional material is stereotypically abysmal, just before images of happy vibrating bullets seductively whispering “U R 2 hot, want 2 sex mi lol ” take you to places you're quite certain they've never taken you before.

The Toy is a hi-tech vibrating bullet. Connected to a mobile phone with Bluetooth it becomes an intimate, silent connection between two lovers, regardless of distance. Custom designed for your pleasure, it is intelligent, sophisticated and invented for bliss.

The Toy is worn internally, linked to a mobile phone and controlled by sms text messages sent to the phone. Once read, the message is transported automatically to The Toy, which turns it into vibrations - with a huge range of movements, depending on what you have written. Just say what you feel, The Toy will do the rest.

In VMax mode, The Toy is also a manual vibrator with powerful and varied motions. A rechargeable battery gives sufficient energy to play all day. When you're apart, The Toy is all you need.

The Toy can enhance your relationship! Regardless of where you are, shopping in town, at your place of work, or across an ocean, as long as you can get a signal on your mobiles, you can intimately connect. Imagine that fantasy...



It seems the Toy is keyed to respond only to messages containing a specific code, meaning an incidental envoy from a client can never compromise your professional relationship.

I'm sure they'll fix that in the patch.

Iseult

Iseult

United Kingdom
September 2005

OCT 27, 2005 12:08 PM

They already do wireless, remote-control vibrators, but I suppose you both have to be in the same building. This sounds fun - I bet it could get the uh.. recipient in to trouble though. biggrin

Telltale

Telltale

USA
May 2004

OCT 27, 2005 12:24 PM

hahaha, that is fucking brilliant.

burtlo

burtlo

Seattle, WA
May 2004

OCT 27, 2005 01:23 PM

I remember discussing at length with a friend about the need for the development of an computer based vibrator (usb, bluetooth,etc..) that could be activated and controlled by a program.

So you could program in patterns to get you off....the best part was that you could also administer the device remotely so that couples could actually experience some physical gratification adminstered by their partner over the bounds of the internet.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

OCT 27, 2005 01:27 PM

I like the case it comes in. It's very micro nuclear weapon.

Kaziklu

Kaziklu

Canada
November 2004

OCT 27, 2005 01:36 PM

Ok I think it's time for that operation just for the ability to use that in the most effective way possible.

PsychicGoldfish

PsychicGoldfish

HOPEFUL

Orono, ME

OCT 27, 2005 01:38 PM

I am so in favor of this. love

...And I don't even own a cell phone... yet.

[Edited on Oct 27, 2005 by PsychicGoldfish]

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

OCT 27, 2005 02:06 PM

I wonder which language produces the best vibrations.

whiteyford

whiteyford

Clermont, FL
February 2005

OCT 27, 2005 02:09 PM

reminds me of CLICK by Milo Manara

artistic genius...hot story, too.

+wf+

ilcapitano

ilcapitano

Christmas Island
August 2002

OCT 27, 2005 02:13 PM

It's about time someone thought this up. I wonder if they are selling well.

EL SUICIDO LOCO

Cairo

Cairo

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

OCT 27, 2005 02:15 PM

You might absentmindedly notice that the promotional material is stereotypically abysmal



Indeed. It was almost depressing, in fact.

Also, I'd rather have this thing.

[Edited on Oct 27, 2005 by Cairo]

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

OCT 27, 2005 05:30 PM

Bluetooth? I am old.... frown

Trucker_Fiction

Trucker_Fiction

Normal, IL
December 2003

OCT 27, 2005 05:38 PM

whiteyford said:
reminds me of CLICK by Milo Manara

artistic genius...hot story, too.

+wf+



hahah.... i love that story.

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

OCT 27, 2005 08:35 PM

See, now wardriving encompasses rape, as well as looting and pilliaging.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

OCT 27, 2005 09:10 PM

burtlo said:
I remember discussing at length with a friend about the need for the development of an computer based vibrator (usb, bluetooth,etc..) that could be activated and controlled by a program.

So you could program in patterns to get you off....the best part was that you could also administer the device remotely so that couples could actually experience some physical gratification adminstered by their partner over the bounds of the internet.



They've had those. For years.


Syrrys

Syrrys

Chicago, IL
October 2004

OCT 29, 2005 08:05 AM

Shalome said:

burtlo said:
I remember discussing at length with a friend about the need for the development of an computer based vibrator (usb, bluetooth,etc..) that could be activated and controlled by a program.

So you could program in patterns to get you off....the best part was that you could also administer the device remotely so that couples could actually experience some physical gratification adminstered by their partner over the bounds of the internet.



They've had those. For years.




http://sinulator.com is the most acurate to you description that I know of... the rabbit toy that came with mine has some kind of electrical short however.. and keeps shuting offfrown

[Edited on Oct 29, 2005 10:06AM]

skeptik

skeptik

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

OCT 29, 2005 09:01 AM

I just love their logo: